Author's Note: This idea came from Willowsnake.
Toothless
"Seto, I lost a tooth. I'm gonna put it under my pillow, 'kay?" Mokuba asked, poking his head into his brother's office.
Seto frowned. "Why?"
"Well, the kids at school always put their lost teeth under their pillows, and the tooth fairies come and give them money in place of their teeth," the younger boy explained.
The brunet blinked. "…I don't understand."
Mokuba sighed. "…It's… sort of like Santa Claus, Seto."
"…You know, I've never really understood that concept, either—"
"WILL ONE OF THE MAIDS PLEASE COME EXPLAIN TO MY BROTHER THE CONCEPTS OF SANTA CLAUS AND THE TOOTH FAIRY!" Mokuba bellowed.
Seto frowned as a maid appeared like a ninja and smiled at him. "…Wha-?"
"Tooth fairies, quite simply, are fairies that collect children's teeth after they fall out and leave a small amount of money in its place to congratulate children on growing a little older and a little more mature. It's a common practice. Depending on the family tradition, the amount of money the 'tooth fairy' leaves is usually between a quarter and five dollars. Of course, that was before inflation. Things may have changed. I'm sure, however, that you can just Google Santa Claus, sir," she explained, then disappeared just as quickly as she'd come.
"…Fucking
ninjas." Seto scowled, then sighed and leaned his head on his hand. "Alright. Fine. Leave your tooth under your pillow. I'll be in to check if you're asleep soon," he sighed, looking back at his laptop. "So you better be asleep. You were supposed to be in bed a half an hour ago."
He really doubted that Googling Santa Claus would give him the answers to his questions, like 'why' and 'what the hell?'
Mokuba smiled and, knowing that he'd already stayed up past his bedtime (playing video games, but Seto didn't need to know that), nodded. "Okay, Seto!"
Seto listened to him scamper away and nodded in satisfaction, only to jump a few moments later when he noticed someone standing in front of his desk. "Jesus-!"
"I just wanted to make sure you realized that
you have to put the money in place of his tooth, sir," the maid added.
"How the
fuck do you even do that? What sort of ninja schooling is required to become a maid!" the brunet snarled, glaring at her.
She smiled. "If I told you that, sir, I'd have to kill you."
Seto blinked.
"…Have a good night, sir," she added, before leaving the room again.
…He was a little alarmed to admit that when she said she'd have to kill him if she told him, he believed her.
Seto sighed and looked back at his computer, then frowned. Perhaps he should have asked more questions while the maid had been there.
This was obviously not Mokuba's first lost tooth, but it would be the first he put under his pillow. Did children receive more for their first tooth, or did the amount of money received somehow deal with how many other teeth had been lost? What if he gave him too much for his first tooth? What if he didn't give him enough?
Shit! He only had a five and a ten on him! …Well, he had a couple of hundreds, too, but he sincerely doubted that a hundred dollar bill would be normal for a child to receive for a lousy tooth.
Sighing, Seto grabbed the five and hoped it wasn't too much. Then, he stood and made his way to his brother's room. He peeked inside and couldn't help a smile when he saw that his brother was out cold. He was always lucky in that sense; there was no 'in between' time for Mokuba where he was grumpy or confused. Lucky, lucky Mokuba.
"Ack! Oh, damn it…!"
Seto froze in the doorway, both terrified for his brother and confused by the strange voice. However, a moment later, he saw something pink come into view.
Was that a tutu?
He took a moment to examine the intruder, too stunned to take him seriously for a moment. After all, it was obviously a boy, but… he was wearing a pink dress and tutu. They sparkled with glitter. The tutu was barely long enough to cover his rump—in fact, bending over, Seto was treated to a glorious eyeful of yummy pink panties. Hmm.
There was a little crown on top of his golden hair. Huh. And that was a golden wand with a star on the end clenched tightly in his hand. And—wings? What? WHAT? SOMETHING DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Seto felt his jaw drop as the blond stranger tossed his long hair over his shoulder, allowing him a glimpse of a surprisingly beautiful face. A moment later, the blond moved over to his brother's bed.
That was too close. No. Absolutely not.
The intruder squeaked as he closed his hand around his wings and obediently allowed himself to be dragged out, for fear the delicate wings would tear or rip. Once he was out of the child's room and the door closed, however, he began struggling. "Agh! Lemme go!"
Seto felt the wings wrinkle under his grip and released them, instead wrestling the blond against the wall, using his body to pin him there. "Just who the hell do you think you are?"
"I'm the God damn tooth fairy, ya dumb ass! …Stand-in tooth fairy!" the blond added as an afterthought. "My sister's sick, so she asked me t' take over for tonight, and I like kids, so I figured it wouldn't be a problem!" He paused, then scowled. "Ya wouldn't have manhandled my little sister like this,
would you?"
"…Honestly, if a girl in a tutu came in, I'd probably figure it was a maid being silly. Maids are crazy, you know," the brunet muttered, scowling. "One threatened to kill me."
The fairy eyed him skeptically. "…And yet ya don't seem worried."
Seto blinked at him. "If they killed me, who would pay them?"
"…The scary thing is, you have a point," the blond mumbled, frowning.
The brunet raised an eyebrow. "Of course I have a point."
"Yeah, well, will ya let me go now? I have like fifty other houses to hit tonight, and—" The fairy bleated in surprise as the human pressed closer to him, blushing as he became aware of just how muscular he was. "…I-I…"
"Why, mister tooth fairy, I do believe you're blushing," Seto cooed, then slid his finger over the blond's jaw. "Why is that?"
"I-I don't know what you're talkin' about!" The blond gasped as the teen's thigh slid between both of his own and began rubbing lightly. "Uh!"
"What's your name, little fairy?"
"Who you callin' little—ah! Uhn!" The fairy blushed a little more and whimpered. "If I tell ya, ya hafta stop doin' that-!" He squealed as the brunet caught his earlobe between his teeth and squirmed frantically. "Joey! My name's Joey! Oh, please, don't-!"
Seto slid his hand over the fluffy tutu and smirked. "Joey? Hmm, it suits you."
"Keep your hands off my dress! No! Off! And out! Stay out of my dress-! Eek!" Joey frantically shoved away the hand trying to slip up his skirt, then gripped his wand tightly and smacked the brunet in the face with the star on the end. "Get away!"
"Ow!"
While the human was momentarily stunned, Joey scampered out of his grip and down the hall, pulling a small purse from the pocket inside of his dress. "Shit, shit, shit!" He heard the brunet running behind him and squeaked, frantically shoving his hand inside and grabbing a pinch of glittery white powder. Turning to see the human leap at him, he yelped and hurriedly snapped his fingers.
Seto blinked as he was left with a handful of sparkles, standing up straight in confusion. So it really
was a fairy and not just some psycho stalker person. …Well, that was sort of a relief.
"Shit! I forgot the tooth!" Joey exclaimed when he realized he'd just reappeared in front of the child's door and would
continue to reappear there until he switched out the tooth with his magical coins. "Damn! Damn! –
Damn!" he shrieked as the human slammed into him and tackled him to the ground. "Agh!"
The brunet raised an eyebrow and frowned. "You're acting like such a nervous little virgin. What are you, a twelve-year-old girl?"
"I'll have you know that I'm two hundred and sixty-three years old!" the blond spat, scowling.
Seto smirked. "That's okay. I'm not put off by older men."
"Older men-? Wait!" Joey gasped as the brunet's hands finally slipped under the skirt and held his hips tightly. "No! This isn't proper—and—oh, please! Oh!" He squirmed as one of the hands slid around to brush his thigh and bleated quietly. "Ugh! Please, fairies aren't supposed to—" He yelped as the brunet's hand cupped his crotch and blushed, anxiously banging his wand against the human's shoulder. "Let me go!"
"Why should I? Don't you like this?" The human nuzzled his throat gently. "It feels like you like it." He grinned as the blond shuddered and moaned, then caught the fairy's panties and tugged on them lightly. "Should I take these off?"
"No-! Please! I can't have sex when I'm on the job! Especially when I'm fillin' in for someone!" Joey sobbed quietly. "Oh, how are you doing that? No one's ever touched me like this!
I haven't touched me like this!"
Seto raised an eyebrow. "…You've… never touched yourself like this?"
"Fairies are s'posed t' be pure and innocent until—until… Hnn…" Joey arched his hips into the touch and whimpered as his panties were slid over his hips and down his thighs. "Oh… What… Nn… What are ya…" He yelped as he felt something hot and wet on his erection and jerked quickly, cheeks flushing darker when he saw the human sucking him and looking up at him with dark, lust-filled eyes. "Sto—wha—how—"
"Mmm…" Seto hummed quietly as he felt the blond's legs tremble on either side of him, reaching to tightly grasp his hips as he began bobbing his head up and down.
"Uhn! Ha! Oh…! Please, you're gonna kill me!" The fairy sobbed helplessly and began trying to jerk his hips in the same motion as the brunet's. "Ah!
Ah!"
The human moaned as he felt the blond's body stiffen and gave one last, hard suck. "
Mm."
"Oh God I—
Gah!" Joey screamed and arched his back as white lights sparkled in front of his eyes, momentarily blinding him. "
Aaahhhh!"
Seto licked him clean when he saw the blond was still dazed from his orgasm and carefully slid his panties back up, sitting up to admire the fairy's flushed cheeks as he smoothed the tutu down. "Fairies are supposed to be pure and innocent until…what?"
"…Until we're called upon t' reproduce by the elders," the blond answered miserably, then covered his face in humiliation. "What'll the elders say about this!"
"…Don't tell them," the human suggested, raising an eyebrow. "What business is it of theirs?"
Joey sighed and sat up, using his want to smack the brunet in the face so he sputtered and jerked backward. "They probably already know. They have eyes
everywhere. Oh, God, I just wanted t' do my sister a favor and I get molested and break abstinence laws as thanks for it!"
"…You could have pushed me away, struggled harder. I can tell you're stronger than this dress lets on, so you could have easily hurt me. I think you liked it," Seto whispered, smirking, and began to slowly crawl toward him again.
The blond's cheeks flushed darker as he took in the predatory look he was being given. "…I-it felt different. Not bad different, just… different. I just…Hn…" He leaned back as he realized the brunet was advancing on him again, wary that he'd touch him again. He squealed as the human lunged at him, but the noise was quickly smothered when the brunet's mouth crushed his own.
He struggled for a few seconds, startled and ashamed that he was curious to know what it felt like. However, when he felt the brunet's tongue slipping past his trembling lips, he mewed and allowed himself to kiss back; if he was going to get in trouble with the elders, he was going to do it thoroughly. He squeaked in surprise as the brunet gave him a short nip.
Then, he roughly shoved the brunet away, gasping. "Oh God, the tooth—I'm
working!"
Seto chuckled as he watched the blond scurry back into his brother's room, grabbing the wand that he'd dropped, and got to his feet. "Yet so easily distracted…"
The fairy was back outside the room only seconds later, shutting the door softly before he turned and grabbed his hair in distress. "I hafta hit fifty other houses t'night and I'm
late! Damn it…! Where's my wand! Where's my fairy dust! I can't—Oh." Joey blinked as he found the brunet holding out his wand, then blushed as he reached out and plucked the pouch full of dust from inside his dress. Accepting both, he held them to his chest and looked away. "…Um… Thank you."
Seto smirked and brushed his fingers over the blond's cheek, tucking his hair behind his ear. "You know… if you ever want to learn more about your body like this again…" He leaned forward to peck the blond's red cheek. "All you have to do is come see me. I'll make you feel so much pleasure that you'll scream and scream until we both collapse on the sheets, and you'll come back for it again and again. I promise it will be good for you."
Joey blushed even more and shivered, peering up at him from beneath his eyelashes, then took a few steps back. "…I'll think about it," he whispered, then disappeared in another shower of sparkles with a snap.
The CEO was more pleased than he had been in quite some time. He only hoped that the blond would be curious enough to come back for more.
.-.-.-.-.-.
"So the elders really yelled at you, huh?"
Joey frowned and stepped into some baggy pants. "Yeah. But I looked into the name first, so when I told them that he's not only a genius but talented in business and very caring towards his brother, they got interested in him. They think he might be a good human t' breed with." He snorted in disgust. "Breed. Not 'have a child with.' They keep it as impersonal as possible."
Serenity raised an eyebrow. "Oh?"
"Yeah. They're gonna do some more research on him, but… if they find he's satisfactory, they're sendin' Mai."
He didn't say what he really wanted to. He didn't say that he hoped Seto Kaiba would turn Mai away, saying he preferred a little fairy named Joey instead. But he knew that was a stupid thing to wish for, because Mai was much more attractive than he was, and Seto obviously didn't care who it was he had sex with, jumping him in the hallway outside his sleeping brother's door.
He'd just have to play it by ear now; he was under house-arrest, and he wasn't allowed out of his house for a month unless he wanted to be banished to the human world. He would not put his home and livelihood on the line for someone that he didn't know other than
'oh, yeah, that guy that molested me and made me question whether I really wanna stay celibate or not.'
