Millenium Gold: The seX Philes

This chapter is humbly dedicated to the Mystical Dragon, who actually suggested this. The idea stuck in my mind like a burr to a pants leg, and I had to write this!! Here, we discover the many dipping uses of caramel apple dip. This is a little Seto/Joey quality time!

This chapter contains: yaoi, many sexual uses of candy apple dip, lol, sticky sex, fruity sex, erotica, and loads of general fun! I was actually eating some of the mentioned dip when I wrote this!!

For Shadowed Blade: The B&W Animatrix film DID kick ass, didn't it? I went back and watched it again last night. and it rocked! Shinichiro Watanabe is the man!! Cowboy Bebop rocked(and the movie on that one kicks ass too), so I expected no less! Your taste in anime is immpeccable--prehaps we are related? LOL!!! On to the fic!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own them, nor do I own delicious red apples, strawberries, Cristal or caramel apple dip. So there! LOL.

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The wind raced past Seto's face as he dove his midnight blue Aston-Martin convertible at dangerous speeds down the highway. Beside him in the passenger seat, Joey's sun-kissed locks whipped around with equal fury as he laughed joyfully at Seto's driving. In his lap he held a small bag which contained four delicious red apples and a container of caramel apple dip. Seto had been wanting something sweet, but healthy at the same time, so he and Joey made an emergency trip to the 24 hour market in town.

Seto turned to smile at Joey then, the motion making his blue eyes glitter brightly. He loved to see Joey smile, and tonight was no exception. With the moonlight shining on his face, the wind whipping his hair, and his answering grin on his face, he'd never looked more beautiful to Seto than now. Seto stepped on the gas to get him home faster, and Joey shrieked in delight and held on tightly to the seat.

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Seto raced the car into the circular driveway of Mansion 1, then hopped out of the convertible. Joey hopped out as well, and Seto put his arm around Joey's waist as they made their way into the silent building.

"Looks like everyone is asleep," Joey remarked, looking at his blue-eyed dragon.

"Yes, it seems that way," Seto said. "Go to the kitchen for me, Puppy, and get a knife and some napkins. I'll be waiting for you upstai" S" Seto leaned in and kissed Joey hotly, stroking his mouth with his tongue before turning to walk upstairs.

"Don't keep me waiting long, Koinu."

Joey nodded his head stupidly, feeling himself harden further after that sexual assault on his mouth. Seto was too damn sexy for his own good, Joey thought as he hurriedly rushed to the kitchen and grabbed a knife and several napkins. He ran out of the kitchen, bag, knife and napkins in tow, and raced upstairs to Seto's private suite. He opened the door, then almost fell over in shock.

Seto was lying on the bed. Naked.

He had turned the lamps on their lowest setting, and had Enya playing softly in the background. On the nightstand was a bottled of chilled champagne and a bowl of strawberries beside two flutes. He lounged on the pillows like a king, eyeing Joey with a hunger that nearly frightened him. Seto smiled, then spoke.

"Get undressed. If you eat apples and caramel with me, you gotta get naked."

Joey wasted no time kicking off his slippers, yanking his pants and boxers off, then ridding himself of his jacket and T-shirt. In no time at all he was naked, his erection standing out from his body like a lance. Seto crooked his little finger, bidding Joey to come to him, and Joey obeyed.

Seto sat up with the grace of a panther, then he gestured for Joey to sit in front if him on the bed. Joey did, and Seto spread one of the napkins that bro brought out across the comforter. He then took the bag from Joey's hand and took out two of the apples, and the container of apple dip. Joey watched silently as Seto opened the dip and stuck his finger in it. Sliding the finger in his mouth while holding Joey's eyes, he moaned sexily and practically gave his fingers a blow job. Joey's erection swelled to harder proportions as he watched his deeply sexual lover. Seto dipped his finger back into the apple dip, then offered it to Joey.

"Taste it."

Joey swallowed hard, then leaned forward and sucked Seto's finger, who started moaning with plasure the instant Joey's hot wet mouth closed over his finger. Joey gave his finger one hell of a blow job, then let go.

"It's good," he said, smiling wolfishly.

Seto smirked, then began cutting the apples into wedges. He watched Joey as he sliced the apples carefully, grinning slightly.

"So," Seto began, with a casualness he did not feel, "have you spoken to Mai lately?"

"Yeah," Joey said. "She's still pissed I broke up with her, and she wants to know who I left her for, but I'll never tell her. I still have to do that foursome with her though. I want to keep my promise on that." Joey accepted the caramel-drenched slice of apple Seto offered him with a grateful smile. Taking a bite, he kept talking.

"I'm glad I'm not with her anymore. She was always trying to make me into something I'm not. Then when I met Yami and he showed me what he did, I knew I could never be the man she wanted."

"At least you were true to yourself, puppy. Breaking up with her was the kindest thing you could do to both her and yourself. Now that I have you, I will never let you go," Seto smiled, then ate his own apple slice. He had an idea.... a wicked idea.

"Joey--ever wondered what else caramel is good for?"

Joey looked up absently, then said, "I know people bake with it and cook with it, but that's about all." (A/N: Joey's so clueless, it's cute!)

Seto smiled then, a real deviously sexy smile. "People also fuck with it, puppy. Allow me to demonstrate." In a flash, Seto moved the paper towel and knife to the bedstand. He pounced on joey, lying him flat on his back. Joey barely had time to register what was going on before he found his mouth full with Seto's caramel-flavored tongue. Joey moaned, then gasped loudly when he felt Seto lick his nipples, then stop.

"Let me make it sweeter for the both of us."

Seto then took the apple dip and poured it over Joey's nipples, then resumed licking them in earnest. Joey moaned loudly, then looked at Seto, who had stopped licking him and was looking at him sexily.

"You like, puppy?"

"Oh hell yeah, " Joey said breathlessly.

"Let me show you what else can be dipped in caramel, " Seto said wickedly. He carefully poured the dip onto Joey's throbbing member. "Oh I am so sorry, let me get that for you."

Seto bent down and licked Joey's erection from base to tip. He then took the head carefully in his mouth and swirled his tongue around it, then deep throated him expertly, causing Joey's hips to raise of the mattress, nearly choking him.

Seto stopped, then looked at Joey with a bit of disapproval.

"Naughty puppy. Do I need to restrain you?"

"N-n-no Seto, please don't stop. I won't thrust up anymore," Joey said, sounding like a pleading child. Seto smirked, then went back down on Joey, who was rubbing his fingers through Seto's rich brown hair. Seto licked and teased Joey until he had him close to release, then stopped.

Joey whined, sounding like the puppy Seto often called him, then looked at Seto. "Why'd you stop?"

"Because I don't want you to come yet. Now, let me show you another thing caramel is used for. Turn over on your stomach."

Joey obeyed, and Seto trailed the caramel down the center of his back to the crack of his ass(A/N: I've always wanted to put that in a story, lol! Ass crack!! CTFU!!). Climbing over Joey slowly, he then proceeded to lick up the trail of sugar he'd left down Joey's back, then he did the unthinkable. He even licked the caramel off of Joey's ass, giving him a rimjob in the process. Joey screamed loudly, in awe from the sexual taboos Seto seemed to have no problem breaking. Seto was a wonderful, masterful lover with consideration and kindness, and Joey considered himself lucky to have him.

Seto sat up from kissing Joey's sweet ass (literally, lol), then he turned Joey back over on his back. He then took the caramel and poured some onto Joey's stomach. He reached over by the bedside and grabbed a strawberry, then dragged the strawberry through the caramel. Holding the fruit out to Joey, he fed him the caramel-covered treat. Joey moaned, then bit a piece of the fruit. Seto smiled, then redipped the same fruit through the caramel on Joey's stomach, and ate it.

"Want more, Puppy?"

"Gods, what else can you do to me?" Joey thought out loud. Seto smiled wolfishly.

"I'll show you. I am a little thirsty now."

Seto took the bottle of champagne and popped the cork. He then turned Joey back onto his stomach, then he poured a small amount of the champagne in the hollow on the small of his back. Joey shuddered from the sudden chill, then moaned when he felt Seto sip at the liquid delicately.

"Cristal is so good. But it tastes even better being drank off your already delicious body," Seto said, purring huskily. Joey blushed, then moaned again when Seto repeated the process. Seto leaned bck on his legs and looked at his puppy, all sprawled out on his stomach, caramel trails and champagne all over his body. The sight made Seto horny, and he knew he couldn't wait another minute to be inside Joey's tight, pulsing walls.

Seto quietly leaned back over to the nightstand, and got his emergency lube tube out. He quickly lubed himself , then pulled Joey up on his hands and knees. Joey jerked, then moaned when he felt Seto's erection slide into him slowly. Seto groaned loudly, then pressed in and out of Joey in rapid, deep strokes. Joey moaned and thrust back against Seto with all his might. He howled loudly when Seto stabbed his prostate with maddeningly precision, and Seto growled in response, sounding like an avenging dragon.

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Down the hall, Emerald jumped out of his sleep in shock. He was puzzled by the loud sounds coming from down the hall. It sounded like a wounded dog.

"Damn, who let the dogs out?" he asked Isis, who was lying beside him. (LMAO)

"Seto and Joey are doing it," Isis said calmly.

Emerald groaned. "I'll never get any sleep now! I ought to go slap a muzzle on his coyote ass!" (authoress pauses to laugh hysterically)

"Oh hush up. I'll put you to sleep," Isis said, smiling sexily. She pushed Emerald down and slid her warm walls on top of his erection, and proceeded to knock him out--her way.
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Seto was pounding into Joey with the power of a jackhammer, and Joey was matching him stroke for stroke. The bed banged up against the wall hard, and one of Seto's pictures fell off the wall, but all he could see and hear was the delectable ass of his puppy getting pounded and his screams of pleasure.

"Seto! I'm coming!" Joey screamed, sweating hard.

"Yeah, I know, Koinu. I am too," Seto replied. Suddenly, Joey tensed and howled loud enough to wake the dead, while Seto, a lot quiter than his very vocal lover, growled his release out.

"Damn, Puppy, I forgot what you do to me," Seto said, after a few minutes.

"You're about to learn," Joey said. That was all the warning he got before Joey pounced him again. Starting from his chest all the way down, Joey trailed caramel, stopping at Seto now returned erection. Joey licked Seto's body like a large popsicle. Seto moaned and thrashed--he'd never let Joey take the role of seme before, and he loved it.

"Mmm, Setopop," Joey said sexily. (A/N: "Setopop" is credited to the awesome authoress, BakurasGirl. Rock on!)

Seto moaned loudly, thinking that some of his habits had rubbed off onto his sexy little pet. Joey poured some Cristal down Seto's flat stomach, lapping it up from his body like a starved man. Joey then grabbed the tube of lubricant, oiling up his own returned erection, then he spread Seto's legs wide.

"My dragon," Joey whispered before sliding deeply into Seto.

Seto cried out, the penetration alone making him want to come. Joey closed his eyes, and with sweat pouring down his face, began to drive into Seto deeply. Seto cried out loudly, then thurst upwards, matching Joey stroke for stroke. Joey angled himself perfectly to hit Seto's prostate every time, and this time Seto screamed for all he was worth. Joey pounded into him with a furor not unlike a tornado, and Seto could barely keep up with him.

The sweat from both their bodies and the caramel made for a sticky mess, but Joey wasn't caring as he pounded Seto mercilessly. Seto was coming, and Joey knew it, so he grabbed Seto's erection and pumped it furiously. Seto arched upwards and cried out, and Joey cried out with him and together, they came.

Joey flopped down on top of Seto, a mixture of sweat, semen, and caramel practically sticking them together. Joey breathed out, "Anytime you wanna go get more fruit and dip, let me now. I'll buy it this time."

"You got it," Seto said. "Let's go take a shower...we've made one hell of a mess. I didn;t know you had it in you to be seme, puppy."

"I'm full of surprises," Joey said saucily, standing up. "Come on."

The two walked into the shower, rinsing off the night's activities quickly. Once they finished, Seto strode back into the room stripping the sticky omforter off the bed and tossing it down the laundry chute. He reached out for his wet puppy, and the two of them climbed in bed together.

'Damn,' Seto thought right before he fell alseep. 'I think I need to buy stock in caramel apple dip! Who knew it could be so much fun?'

~Owari~
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*cackling hysterically, while dragging her apple slice through her caramel apple dip* There you go, Mystical Dragon!! I hope you got a sugar high and an alcoholic buzz from reading that one!!

Seto/Yami is next for my beta reader, Yami Czarina. It's gonna get a little Tantric in here, so I will go and get a book and research that one before I write it. I hope you like it!!

Enjoy your weekend everybody!! I certainly will!! *holds up unopened container of apple dip, a hentai grin on her face*

Keysha