Sexual Frustration
Dartz
Final Countdown
Somewhere far away, Dartz smiled evilly. All of his plans had gone as planned. All his evil schemes were schemed. All the woe he had created was done woefully.
“Ah those pitiful fools out there… so unaware… so in… mwahahaha…. Love.” The ancient Atlantian king twirled his pretty light blue-green hair around his finger thoughtfully, reminiscing of the misfortune he had planned for so long. “All trapped in my lair of doom. DOOM!”
The man enunciated the last word again, liking the ring of it. “DOOM!”
Just then, he caught sight of the lively house inside his lair of doom. Everyone was so happy… so filled with that warm creamy filling that could only be found in a doughnut freshly baked at
Longing built in his heart. Longing… for his lost love. “No. I can’t be distracted. I HAVE SUFFERED! THEY WILL PAY!!! THE WORLD WILL PAY!!!!”
He stepped through the mirror and into his lair of doom.
Immediately, Malik walked by and glanced at him curiously. “Oh, so you’ve come over to my house too?”
Just as he was about to push the insignificant peon aside, his eyes caught a familiar looking object. “You… you have one too…” He ignored whatever the bronzed boy said and walked up to the thing he had assumed to be lost so long ago.
“You… you’re alive… you’re here…” Silent tears began to fall down his cheeks as he grasped the hard plastic of his love and held it close to his heart. “My love.. my dearest...”
He spun to an ancient Atlantian rhythm, happily pressing his one true love to his chest, feeling happier than he had felt in a very very… very long time.
The alarm clock.
“Oh my beloved alarm clock! I thought you were gone for certain after Jupiter’s 17th moon smushed you!” Dartz wept, nuzzling his love with the side of his cheek.
Never my love… I’ll always live here with you! The alarm clock smiled and began to play the radio, much to it’s embarrassment. Oops, I’m sorry about that! Haha!
Jovially, Dartz laughed along with his love. “Oh you’re so silly! Come, let us make up for the time we have lost!”
Hold me forever Dartz! Forever and beyond!
“Oh yes.. yes!” He cried, shedding his clothing like a morning rain and pouncing onto his love. He had waited for thousands of years for this moment to come again. Cities had risen and fallen in this time. Civilizations had been forged, broken, and forged anew. They had been parted for much too long.
So long in fact, that he came almost immediately! “Ahh! Ahhh! My love! My… love….” With a satisfied smile, he lay on the carpet next to his rediscovered lover.
It wasn’t until fatigue had almost settled over him, that he began to wonder. “Wait… my darling alarm clock… what are the odds that we would be reunited now? After all these long millennia? The timing is inexplicable. It.. it can’t be… have I fallen trap to my own spell?! No… my love… it is so true and pure, just like long ago.” Dartz mouthed. “Our love… it cannot be a mistake… can it?”