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Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
21
Views:
3,616
Reviews:
55
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 17: Pushing The Limit
Chapter 17: Pushing The Limit
Marik: This girl has pushed every limit so far in this story….including my patience.
Kaiba: Agreed -.-
Otogi: e_e at least she tries…
Bakura: If I could have my way that bitch would be six feet under by now…
Phantom: LOOONG ago. Oh, by the way, we have a new co-authoress. You all may know her as “bakurasgirl”. She’s helping us out until the end of the story from this chapter forward! ^_^
Bakurasgirl: Hi all ^^
Lori: Yeeeeeaaah…sooooo….without further ado, LET THE BLOODLUST COMMENCE!!
Chapter 17 - Pushing The Limit
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I hope someone finds us," Kari moaned, "My arms hurt."
"So do mine!"
Marik: YEAH, MY ARMS HURT!
Other side of the wall...
Marik: 'On the other side of the wall…. Malik and I were having hot, wild monkey sex……'
"Now what?" Seto asked as he punched the wall.
Marik: Did someone say…anger management? *grins*
Kaiba: >.> bite me.
Bakura: I wouldn’t say that around him…he’ll take it literally.
Lori: *sinks her fangs into Kai-Kai's arm, tears off a layer of skin and munches* Mmmm....CEO flesh...^_^
With Kari and Yugi...
Marik: THAT MADE NO FUCKING SENSE!!!!! THAT IS A SENTENCE FRAGMENT, BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!!! *goes insane*
Bakurasgirl: *hugs snarling, raving Marik*
"Did you just hear that?"
Marik: Are you talking about the sounds of crickets chirping in your empty cranium, by any chance??
Phantom: Oooh so many scientific words… you know I’ve always wondered how much of a brain you really DO have under all that hair.
Marik: >.>
Lori: Want me to get the scissors and razor? We can shave it all off and find out...
Marik: NEVEEEEEEERRR!!!
"Hear what Yugi?"
"Someone punched the wall. WE'RE BACK HERE! HELP!"
Yami: Shouldn't she sound excited that someone punched the wall if she's in danger?
Phantom: Good point… Also, there’s no need for damn capitals! Then again, this isn’t mediaminer… so I’ll let her away with this one.
Kaiba: e_e you are such a pushover.
"HELP!" Kari and Yugi yelled.
Seto and Subaru...
Marik: *dies from sudden scene changes* TRANSITIONS, TRANSITIONS, TRANSITIONS!!! G'AH!!!
Ryou: O_O who ever knew Marik had such a mind for grammar and spelling?
Phantom: He’s a psychotic genius, what do you expect?
Mai: Alright then…tell me what this ring is made of, Einstein. I want the name of the stone, where it’s from, what carat it is, and the name of the metal. *chucks her ring to Marik*
Marik: Hmm… *scrutinizes it* I’d say that would be a three-carat white diamond mined in Belgium, set in platinum cut to the princess style.
*crickets chirp*
Mai: O_O how…….?
Phantom: FUCKING CRICKETS!!! *goes rabid with a butterfly net and insecticide*
Lori: O__O *shrugs and grabs a butterfly net, running around and catching fireflies* Wheeee! ^__^ La la la…twirly, twirly....
"Hey, I just heard someone yell from behind that wall," Subaru said.
"You're hearing things!" Seto sat down and sighed. The chair he sat in just happened to be the switch for the wall and the room shook.
"What's going on?" Subaru asked.
Marik: What's going on? I'm dreaming of a three way between my hikari, myself, and Kaiba. It beats paying attention to this crap.
"I don't know, hold on to something," Seto said grabbing the table. Subaru held onto the bed against the wall. The wall finally rotated and revealed Kari and Yugi chained up.
Marik: Commas are your friend. It should be “blah, blah, blah,” Seto said, grabbing the knife.' *Drools at thought of Yugi chained* I should have thought of that…
Yuugi: o.o
Bakurasgirl: Don’t look so scared, little one ^_~
"Told you I wasn't hearing things!" Subaru yelled angrily and ran to the two captives.
Bakura: *blinks* Somebody has PMS.
Phantom: What is it with you and your infatuation with women on their periods? o_O
Bakura: It reminds me of how lucky I am to be a guy, that’s what. *smirks arrogantly*
Phantom: -.- touché.
"Damn! Should never listen to females!" Seto said under his breath.
Kaiba: I would never say that… I have respect for women. Most, anyway…
Mokuba: I’d prefer to call it “tolerance” e_e
Phantom: That my child, is where you are wrong! He loves meeeee! ^__^
Kaiba: O_O news to me…
Lori: *growls at Kaiba* Keep your hands off my woman...*huggles Phantom* ^.^
“Thank goodness you found us! Get us out of these things!" Kari moaned angrily.
Marik: How can you moan angrily? If you are moaning, one assumes you are experiencing pleasure. When you are pissed, ticked, angry, you yell, scream, seethe, furious….but I never heard anyone moan angrily.
Phantom: You are so right… *ponders over Marik’s previously unknown intelligence*
"Watch out!" Subaru shot her arrow at the chains but they didn't break.
"They're held together by shadow magic. Strong shadow magic. I need the puzzle," Yugi said as Seto put it on Yugi's neck. Yugi closed his eyes and after ten minutes the spell was broken.
Honda: Ten minutes is a long time while you’re either standing around doing nothing or chained to a wall…
Marik: It should be 'Shadow Magic' and "Puzzle' because you are talking about an object with a proper name.
Seto: I agree with Honda….Ten Minutes? What, do they have an egg timer? Are they physically looking at their watches and clocking it?
Marik: *twitches in pain*
Lori: HONDA!!!! *glomps the big-dick man*
"My turn," Subaru shot her arrow four times and the chains binding Kari and Yugi broke. Yugi slumped to the ground.
"You ok?" Kari asked Yugi.
"Yeah...just a litte...tired. Yami..." Yugi's M. Puzzle glowed and Yami stood in Yugi's place.
Malik: There she goes with the 'M. Puzzle' bit. It's Millennium Puzzle!
Phantom: Also “little”.
"He just needs to rest, come on. Let's go and get Sakura. I have a feeling she's in need of more help than we were." Yami said.
"No duh! Come on." Seto left first and they all went to the locked door.
Kaiba: O_O “No duh”? Is that really something I would say?
Lori: No. That's what retarded teenage girls say. -.-
Phantom: *has a violent seizure from the OOC overdose*
Behind locked door...
'Ow...my head...wh-where am I?' Sakura looked around and found herself unable to move her body. She was chained up on an alter of black. She moaned in pain. 'Ow...great...now what? My M. Cross Bow is hanging on the wall and I'm chained up so Aroga can do who knows what to me! I hate being the victom. I'd rather be kicking ass!
Marik: MILLENNIUM CROSSBOW!!!!! Crossbow is one word.
Otogi: Don’t forget, “altar” and “victim”.
Lori: *twirls 'togi-kun's pony tail around her finger*
Otogi: *purrs*
Phantom: And just for the record… she couldn’t organize a piss-up in a brewery let alone kick somebody’s hiney -_-
The door burst open. Much to Sakura's pleasure Seto walked in followed by Kari, Yami, and Subaru who were all safe.
Phantom: *shudders at the words “Sakura’s pleasure”*
Marik: Her full name is 'Subaru who were all safe’? Kind of a strange name….
Seto: She has Comma-Phobia…the fear of Commas.
Marik: Try this on for size…'walked in followed by Kari, Yami, and Subaru, who were all safe.'
Phantom: Damn, son!
Ryou: You’re good, Marik ^^
Marik: Oh, I know. It’s hard to be perfect. *kisses muscles*
Malik: And we digress. Let’s continue, shall we? -.-+
"Get me out of these stupid chains! I mean, I just love being chained up on an alter and all but I don't much feel like being chained up anymore!" Sakura said.
Marik: ALTAR! Not alter! If you have Multiple Personality Disorder, you have 'alters'. Alter means 'to change’, ‘to make different’…it also means to ‘castrate’. *evil grin*
All other bishies: *shudder at the mentioning of that evil forbidden word*
Phantom: *shrugs* So she’s got a secret bondage fetish… what’s wrong with that? XD
Lori: *whacks* You crazy flea.
"Hold on Kodasawa," Seto walked up and unchained her by grabbing the keys off the wall.
Seto: Don't I need the keys to unchain her? How can I unchain her by grabbing the keys?
"Is Aroga supid? Wait, don't answer that...he is. He left the keys on the wall."
Marik: O.o……supid? I think she means 'stupid,' but I can't be sure. *puts on high-pitched Barbie voice* LIKE, OH MY GOD, THERE'S, LIKE THE KEYS ON THE, LIKE WALL!
Phantom: *falls in fits of laughter*
Lori: Eh...I say like WAY too much to have any room to talk. XD
"Ow..." Sakura sat up and rubbed her wrists.
"Nice outfit Kodasawa." Seto laughed.
Kaiba: Comma-phobia again…Try this….."Nice outfit, Kodasawa,". And just for the fucking record, only people who know me WELL call me Seto, God dammit all!
"What are you-" Sakura looked down. She was wearing a long dress that flowed over the table, it had a white top with puffy black sleeves and skirt. Her hair was tied in a bun that had hair hanging from it. The top was low cut. "AH! HE CHANGED ME! EW!" Sakura yelled.
Marik: "…flowed over the table.” You need a period there.
Isis: Maybe this girl isn't old enough to have one and that's why she doesn't know about it.
Seto: Ick…..The less said on that comment, the better.
Phantom: Eh… What’s this Aroga guy qualified in, anyway? Serial-killer-gone-professional-psychopath or fashion-designer-gone-hairdresser?
Jounouchi: Maybe he’s got a clothing and hair styling fetish… you know… sewing machines and hairspray go so well together and all…
Bakura: Or MAYBE….he’s gay!
All: *gasp*
Lori: Well, I’m glad I’m not the ONLY one that noticed. -.-
Phantom: Anyway, BACK TO THE POINT HERE PEOPLE!!!!
"HE WHAT?" Everyone yelled. Sakura stood up just as a fierce wind blew in the room.
Everyone put their arms over their face by instinct. The force blew Yugi, Seto, Kari, and Subaru back roughly against a wall. Yami managed to get a cut on his forehead. Seto was unharmed as was Kari. Subaru hit her head but was fine. Sakura flew back into a newly put up clear wall.
"Came to see her die?" Aroga asked appearing in pure black robs and holding his staff.
"First of all..." Aroga shot a blast of power at Sakura as she cried out in agony. The blast also hit Seto causing him to cry out.
"SETO!" Sakura yelled.
Phantom: “….I’M PREGNANT!!!”
Lori: *snickers* XD
"I'm okay," Seto got back up and flipped off Aroga.
"More power...is that what you want?" Seto was sent flying into Yami.
"SETO!" Sakura screamed as tears fell from her eyes, "YOU BASTARD!"
Phantom: Ugh, suck it up, honey -_- No use crying every time your boyfriend gets fucked up.
"Now I'm getting you angry. I want that power of the guardian for myself. I don't need that pitiful cross bow anymore."
Sakura held her charm and the M. Cross Bow appeared in her hands, "DIE YOU ARRAGANT SON OF A BITCH!"
Marik: DAMN IT! It's 'arrogant.' English isn't even my first language and I know that!!!
Malik: You wouldn’t know SHIT if I didn’t teach you any of it!
Crowd: *cheers* Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Lori: WOOOOOO! *flashes*
Chicken: *tosses her Jerry beads*
Lori: O___O
"Another shock wave I suppose," Aroga sighed. He sent a massive shock wave as everyone braced themselves. Only Sakura stayed standing. Kari held a bleeding hand, Yami held another cut on his arm, Seto held his left arm where a small but agonizing cut was, Subaru was alright.
"You guys ok?" Subaru asked.
"Fine...ow...my arm..." Yami moaned, "Great. Yugi's grandpa will not be happy." Yami sat up painfully.
Mai: Who gives a fuck about your grandpa in this sort of situation, huh? O_o
"Okay, just got a small cut on my arm."
"Ow...my hand! Now I'm pissed off! BEAT HIS ASS IN SAKURA!"
"There's only one way now."
"Not the guardian form?" Subaru asked. Sakura nodded her head yes without looking at them. She kept her eye on Aroga.
"You've pissed me off for the very last time!"
Phantom: Woah, woah, WOAH! Hold the fucking telephone here. Who the hell is supposed to be speaking right now when there’s no indication?
"Remember, when you turn into the guardian, I can drain you're guardian energy. You have the strongest guardian energy I have ever seen. Then, after I take yours, I will take the young pharoahs and than the priests."
Bakura: Eh… wouldn’t that be “your”, “Pharaoh’s” and “Priest’s”.
Phantom: So true. Also, take a leaf from “Dude, Where’s My Car?” … let me demonstrate. “And theeeeeeeeen…? And then? AND THEN? ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN?!” It’s “and THEN” not “and THAN” you fugly dipshit fudgecake bitch covered in guacamole and sour cream!
All: o____o;;
"NO!" Sakura yelled. "NO YOU WON'T!"
(A/N: I would end the chapter there but I don't think you would want me to. Or maybe I will.)
Sakura: Wait for next chapter!
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Marik: Indecisive much?
Phantom: Pfft… seems to me like she comes home from school, has dinner, has a shower, fucks around, gets on the computer, writes a draft and posts it right before bed so she’s tired and cranky and can’t be fucked proof-reading or anything in that likeness.
Yami: I concur.
Lori: Hmmm....ya know, our chicken needs a name.....I shall call her Crispy! ^__^
Crispy the chicken: O___o CLUCK!!! *runs off*
Phantom: *does a bum-dive onto everyone sprawled out on the bed* I’M BAAAACK! *lands on the pile of bishies, shojos and authoresses* And with my fluffy SOCKS!!
All: X_x;;
Phantom: See? Look at my fluffy socks! ^____^
Malik: Ugh! Get your foot outa my face, man! =_=
Kaiba: *gasping for breath after being winded* X.X
Marik: *mutters* Ra damn, these girls are annoying… *stands up and throws Phantom over his shoulders* OUT OF THE WAY!!
Everyone: O_O *clears off of the bed*
Phantom: *cursing at him til the air turns blue*
Marik: *jumps up and then…* BODY…. SLAAAAM!!
Phantom: *practically dead and crushed* X_________x ….pain…
Kaiba: XD now you know how it feels.
Lori: O_O …Review… please…
Marik: This girl has pushed every limit so far in this story….including my patience.
Kaiba: Agreed -.-
Otogi: e_e at least she tries…
Bakura: If I could have my way that bitch would be six feet under by now…
Phantom: LOOONG ago. Oh, by the way, we have a new co-authoress. You all may know her as “bakurasgirl”. She’s helping us out until the end of the story from this chapter forward! ^_^
Bakurasgirl: Hi all ^^
Lori: Yeeeeeaaah…sooooo….without further ado, LET THE BLOODLUST COMMENCE!!
Chapter 17 - Pushing The Limit
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"I hope someone finds us," Kari moaned, "My arms hurt."
"So do mine!"
Marik: YEAH, MY ARMS HURT!
Other side of the wall...
Marik: 'On the other side of the wall…. Malik and I were having hot, wild monkey sex……'
"Now what?" Seto asked as he punched the wall.
Marik: Did someone say…anger management? *grins*
Kaiba: >.> bite me.
Bakura: I wouldn’t say that around him…he’ll take it literally.
Lori: *sinks her fangs into Kai-Kai's arm, tears off a layer of skin and munches* Mmmm....CEO flesh...^_^
With Kari and Yugi...
Marik: THAT MADE NO FUCKING SENSE!!!!! THAT IS A SENTENCE FRAGMENT, BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!!! *goes insane*
Bakurasgirl: *hugs snarling, raving Marik*
"Did you just hear that?"
Marik: Are you talking about the sounds of crickets chirping in your empty cranium, by any chance??
Phantom: Oooh so many scientific words… you know I’ve always wondered how much of a brain you really DO have under all that hair.
Marik: >.>
Lori: Want me to get the scissors and razor? We can shave it all off and find out...
Marik: NEVEEEEEEERRR!!!
"Hear what Yugi?"
"Someone punched the wall. WE'RE BACK HERE! HELP!"
Yami: Shouldn't she sound excited that someone punched the wall if she's in danger?
Phantom: Good point… Also, there’s no need for damn capitals! Then again, this isn’t mediaminer… so I’ll let her away with this one.
Kaiba: e_e you are such a pushover.
"HELP!" Kari and Yugi yelled.
Seto and Subaru...
Marik: *dies from sudden scene changes* TRANSITIONS, TRANSITIONS, TRANSITIONS!!! G'AH!!!
Ryou: O_O who ever knew Marik had such a mind for grammar and spelling?
Phantom: He’s a psychotic genius, what do you expect?
Mai: Alright then…tell me what this ring is made of, Einstein. I want the name of the stone, where it’s from, what carat it is, and the name of the metal. *chucks her ring to Marik*
Marik: Hmm… *scrutinizes it* I’d say that would be a three-carat white diamond mined in Belgium, set in platinum cut to the princess style.
*crickets chirp*
Mai: O_O how…….?
Phantom: FUCKING CRICKETS!!! *goes rabid with a butterfly net and insecticide*
Lori: O__O *shrugs and grabs a butterfly net, running around and catching fireflies* Wheeee! ^__^ La la la…twirly, twirly....
"Hey, I just heard someone yell from behind that wall," Subaru said.
"You're hearing things!" Seto sat down and sighed. The chair he sat in just happened to be the switch for the wall and the room shook.
"What's going on?" Subaru asked.
Marik: What's going on? I'm dreaming of a three way between my hikari, myself, and Kaiba. It beats paying attention to this crap.
"I don't know, hold on to something," Seto said grabbing the table. Subaru held onto the bed against the wall. The wall finally rotated and revealed Kari and Yugi chained up.
Marik: Commas are your friend. It should be “blah, blah, blah,” Seto said, grabbing the knife.' *Drools at thought of Yugi chained* I should have thought of that…
Yuugi: o.o
Bakurasgirl: Don’t look so scared, little one ^_~
"Told you I wasn't hearing things!" Subaru yelled angrily and ran to the two captives.
Bakura: *blinks* Somebody has PMS.
Phantom: What is it with you and your infatuation with women on their periods? o_O
Bakura: It reminds me of how lucky I am to be a guy, that’s what. *smirks arrogantly*
Phantom: -.- touché.
"Damn! Should never listen to females!" Seto said under his breath.
Kaiba: I would never say that… I have respect for women. Most, anyway…
Mokuba: I’d prefer to call it “tolerance” e_e
Phantom: That my child, is where you are wrong! He loves meeeee! ^__^
Kaiba: O_O news to me…
Lori: *growls at Kaiba* Keep your hands off my woman...*huggles Phantom* ^.^
“Thank goodness you found us! Get us out of these things!" Kari moaned angrily.
Marik: How can you moan angrily? If you are moaning, one assumes you are experiencing pleasure. When you are pissed, ticked, angry, you yell, scream, seethe, furious….but I never heard anyone moan angrily.
Phantom: You are so right… *ponders over Marik’s previously unknown intelligence*
"Watch out!" Subaru shot her arrow at the chains but they didn't break.
"They're held together by shadow magic. Strong shadow magic. I need the puzzle," Yugi said as Seto put it on Yugi's neck. Yugi closed his eyes and after ten minutes the spell was broken.
Honda: Ten minutes is a long time while you’re either standing around doing nothing or chained to a wall…
Marik: It should be 'Shadow Magic' and "Puzzle' because you are talking about an object with a proper name.
Seto: I agree with Honda….Ten Minutes? What, do they have an egg timer? Are they physically looking at their watches and clocking it?
Marik: *twitches in pain*
Lori: HONDA!!!! *glomps the big-dick man*
"My turn," Subaru shot her arrow four times and the chains binding Kari and Yugi broke. Yugi slumped to the ground.
"You ok?" Kari asked Yugi.
"Yeah...just a litte...tired. Yami..." Yugi's M. Puzzle glowed and Yami stood in Yugi's place.
Malik: There she goes with the 'M. Puzzle' bit. It's Millennium Puzzle!
Phantom: Also “little”.
"He just needs to rest, come on. Let's go and get Sakura. I have a feeling she's in need of more help than we were." Yami said.
"No duh! Come on." Seto left first and they all went to the locked door.
Kaiba: O_O “No duh”? Is that really something I would say?
Lori: No. That's what retarded teenage girls say. -.-
Phantom: *has a violent seizure from the OOC overdose*
Behind locked door...
'Ow...my head...wh-where am I?' Sakura looked around and found herself unable to move her body. She was chained up on an alter of black. She moaned in pain. 'Ow...great...now what? My M. Cross Bow is hanging on the wall and I'm chained up so Aroga can do who knows what to me! I hate being the victom. I'd rather be kicking ass!
Marik: MILLENNIUM CROSSBOW!!!!! Crossbow is one word.
Otogi: Don’t forget, “altar” and “victim”.
Lori: *twirls 'togi-kun's pony tail around her finger*
Otogi: *purrs*
Phantom: And just for the record… she couldn’t organize a piss-up in a brewery let alone kick somebody’s hiney -_-
The door burst open. Much to Sakura's pleasure Seto walked in followed by Kari, Yami, and Subaru who were all safe.
Phantom: *shudders at the words “Sakura’s pleasure”*
Marik: Her full name is 'Subaru who were all safe’? Kind of a strange name….
Seto: She has Comma-Phobia…the fear of Commas.
Marik: Try this on for size…'walked in followed by Kari, Yami, and Subaru, who were all safe.'
Phantom: Damn, son!
Ryou: You’re good, Marik ^^
Marik: Oh, I know. It’s hard to be perfect. *kisses muscles*
Malik: And we digress. Let’s continue, shall we? -.-+
"Get me out of these stupid chains! I mean, I just love being chained up on an alter and all but I don't much feel like being chained up anymore!" Sakura said.
Marik: ALTAR! Not alter! If you have Multiple Personality Disorder, you have 'alters'. Alter means 'to change’, ‘to make different’…it also means to ‘castrate’. *evil grin*
All other bishies: *shudder at the mentioning of that evil forbidden word*
Phantom: *shrugs* So she’s got a secret bondage fetish… what’s wrong with that? XD
Lori: *whacks* You crazy flea.
"Hold on Kodasawa," Seto walked up and unchained her by grabbing the keys off the wall.
Seto: Don't I need the keys to unchain her? How can I unchain her by grabbing the keys?
"Is Aroga supid? Wait, don't answer that...he is. He left the keys on the wall."
Marik: O.o……supid? I think she means 'stupid,' but I can't be sure. *puts on high-pitched Barbie voice* LIKE, OH MY GOD, THERE'S, LIKE THE KEYS ON THE, LIKE WALL!
Phantom: *falls in fits of laughter*
Lori: Eh...I say like WAY too much to have any room to talk. XD
"Ow..." Sakura sat up and rubbed her wrists.
"Nice outfit Kodasawa." Seto laughed.
Kaiba: Comma-phobia again…Try this….."Nice outfit, Kodasawa,". And just for the fucking record, only people who know me WELL call me Seto, God dammit all!
"What are you-" Sakura looked down. She was wearing a long dress that flowed over the table, it had a white top with puffy black sleeves and skirt. Her hair was tied in a bun that had hair hanging from it. The top was low cut. "AH! HE CHANGED ME! EW!" Sakura yelled.
Marik: "…flowed over the table.” You need a period there.
Isis: Maybe this girl isn't old enough to have one and that's why she doesn't know about it.
Seto: Ick…..The less said on that comment, the better.
Phantom: Eh… What’s this Aroga guy qualified in, anyway? Serial-killer-gone-professional-psychopath or fashion-designer-gone-hairdresser?
Jounouchi: Maybe he’s got a clothing and hair styling fetish… you know… sewing machines and hairspray go so well together and all…
Bakura: Or MAYBE….he’s gay!
All: *gasp*
Lori: Well, I’m glad I’m not the ONLY one that noticed. -.-
Phantom: Anyway, BACK TO THE POINT HERE PEOPLE!!!!
"HE WHAT?" Everyone yelled. Sakura stood up just as a fierce wind blew in the room.
Everyone put their arms over their face by instinct. The force blew Yugi, Seto, Kari, and Subaru back roughly against a wall. Yami managed to get a cut on his forehead. Seto was unharmed as was Kari. Subaru hit her head but was fine. Sakura flew back into a newly put up clear wall.
"Came to see her die?" Aroga asked appearing in pure black robs and holding his staff.
"First of all..." Aroga shot a blast of power at Sakura as she cried out in agony. The blast also hit Seto causing him to cry out.
"SETO!" Sakura yelled.
Phantom: “….I’M PREGNANT!!!”
Lori: *snickers* XD
"I'm okay," Seto got back up and flipped off Aroga.
"More power...is that what you want?" Seto was sent flying into Yami.
"SETO!" Sakura screamed as tears fell from her eyes, "YOU BASTARD!"
Phantom: Ugh, suck it up, honey -_- No use crying every time your boyfriend gets fucked up.
"Now I'm getting you angry. I want that power of the guardian for myself. I don't need that pitiful cross bow anymore."
Sakura held her charm and the M. Cross Bow appeared in her hands, "DIE YOU ARRAGANT SON OF A BITCH!"
Marik: DAMN IT! It's 'arrogant.' English isn't even my first language and I know that!!!
Malik: You wouldn’t know SHIT if I didn’t teach you any of it!
Crowd: *cheers* Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Lori: WOOOOOO! *flashes*
Chicken: *tosses her Jerry beads*
Lori: O___O
"Another shock wave I suppose," Aroga sighed. He sent a massive shock wave as everyone braced themselves. Only Sakura stayed standing. Kari held a bleeding hand, Yami held another cut on his arm, Seto held his left arm where a small but agonizing cut was, Subaru was alright.
"You guys ok?" Subaru asked.
"Fine...ow...my arm..." Yami moaned, "Great. Yugi's grandpa will not be happy." Yami sat up painfully.
Mai: Who gives a fuck about your grandpa in this sort of situation, huh? O_o
"Okay, just got a small cut on my arm."
"Ow...my hand! Now I'm pissed off! BEAT HIS ASS IN SAKURA!"
"There's only one way now."
"Not the guardian form?" Subaru asked. Sakura nodded her head yes without looking at them. She kept her eye on Aroga.
"You've pissed me off for the very last time!"
Phantom: Woah, woah, WOAH! Hold the fucking telephone here. Who the hell is supposed to be speaking right now when there’s no indication?
"Remember, when you turn into the guardian, I can drain you're guardian energy. You have the strongest guardian energy I have ever seen. Then, after I take yours, I will take the young pharoahs and than the priests."
Bakura: Eh… wouldn’t that be “your”, “Pharaoh’s” and “Priest’s”.
Phantom: So true. Also, take a leaf from “Dude, Where’s My Car?” … let me demonstrate. “And theeeeeeeeen…? And then? AND THEN? ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN?!” It’s “and THEN” not “and THAN” you fugly dipshit fudgecake bitch covered in guacamole and sour cream!
All: o____o;;
"NO!" Sakura yelled. "NO YOU WON'T!"
(A/N: I would end the chapter there but I don't think you would want me to. Or maybe I will.)
Sakura: Wait for next chapter!
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Marik: Indecisive much?
Phantom: Pfft… seems to me like she comes home from school, has dinner, has a shower, fucks around, gets on the computer, writes a draft and posts it right before bed so she’s tired and cranky and can’t be fucked proof-reading or anything in that likeness.
Yami: I concur.
Lori: Hmmm....ya know, our chicken needs a name.....I shall call her Crispy! ^__^
Crispy the chicken: O___o CLUCK!!! *runs off*
Phantom: *does a bum-dive onto everyone sprawled out on the bed* I’M BAAAACK! *lands on the pile of bishies, shojos and authoresses* And with my fluffy SOCKS!!
All: X_x;;
Phantom: See? Look at my fluffy socks! ^____^
Malik: Ugh! Get your foot outa my face, man! =_=
Kaiba: *gasping for breath after being winded* X.X
Marik: *mutters* Ra damn, these girls are annoying… *stands up and throws Phantom over his shoulders* OUT OF THE WAY!!
Everyone: O_O *clears off of the bed*
Phantom: *cursing at him til the air turns blue*
Marik: *jumps up and then…* BODY…. SLAAAAM!!
Phantom: *practically dead and crushed* X_________x ….pain…
Kaiba: XD now you know how it feels.
Lori: O_O …Review… please…