Tales of Arabian Nights

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! As my gift to all my readers, I'm pirating a local wireless network on my laptop to update!!! READ, REVIEW, AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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Tales of Arabian Nights

Mally-chan and hato chiisai

YAOI WARNING!!!!

Disclaimer: We do not own Yugioh or I Dream of Jeannie. But hato does own Mikado and Ahmose…

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Chapter 16

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The next morning, the two lovers awoke on the couch, covered in remaining chocolatey stickiness, and quite content.

Marik grumbled at a knocking on the door.

”What time is it?” He whined, glancing at the digital numbers on the DVD player. He snorted. “Fuckin… it’s only eight in the morning!!!” He wailed, then sighed and dropped his head onto the couch again. “Which means it’s either Ishizu, or Inarus…”

Ryou grumbled softly. "I'm all sticky..." he mumbled a waterfall of water spilling over both of them. The scrub brushes were back!

"FUCK!!!" Marik howled. "NO!!! STOP THAT!!! AAAACK!!! RYOU!!!"

Ryou however was humming quite happily, as he was scrubbed clean as well.

But Marik, being himself, fought the brushes the entire time, swatting them away and trying to escape.

"MARIK ISHTAR OPEN THIS DOOR!" Came Ishizu's pissed screeches through the door.

"In a second mistress Ishizu!" Ryou called as the brushes continued to bathe them. Soon they were dried, and Ryou's harem outfit appeared on him. Marik was dressed in pajamas.

Marik yelped and stumbled back, falling on his ass. A clicking noise was heard as the lock was picked and a moment later, the door swung open. Bakura gave Ishizu a grin and pocketed the hair pic. "After you." He said, stepping aside to allow Ishizu through the door.

In a flash Marik was reciveing the throttling and lecture of a lifetime, courteousy of Ishizu. Ryou blinked confusedly. "Poor Master..."

"AAACK!!! Ishizuuuu!!!" Marik wailed. "STOP!! It was RYOU'S idea!!! I just tagged along!!! Come ON!!! Uncle!!! UNCLE!!!" Bakura snorted and leaned agains the wall, watching with a smirk.

Ryou squeaked as Ishizu continued to give Marik the 'sisterly beating of a lifetime'. "Poor MASTER!" he whimpered, shaking his head. "Stop stop!" he squeaked. "Bakura make her stop!" he pouted.

Bakura snorted. "Riiiight..." He looked at his lover. "You wanna make her stop, Malik?"

"Naaah." Malik said pulling Bakura closer to him and hugging him tightly. "Gods I'm glad it was just a joke...I'd die without you." he cooed kissing Bakura's cheek.

Bakura smiled and held Malik. "I love you..." He said, while Ishizu smacked Marik.

Twenty minutes later, Marik was quite sore, and Ishizu was exhausted. Ryou hurried to Marik's side and hugged him tightly. "poor master!"

Marik snorted and looked at Ryou. "Next time you feel mischevious, let's just ignore it and have a quiet dinner at home like we were supposed to last night..." He grumbled.

Ryou giggled. "That would have meant no sex." he countered grinning.

Marik just snorted. "Ishizu, it wasn't MY idea!!!"

"You agreed to it! We were scared senseless!" She said smacking him once more for good measure. "you KNOW BETTER!"

"OW!!" Marik yelped, rubbing his cheek. "I was coerced!!!"

Ryou pouted. "But you wanted to tooo!" he sniffled.

"Oh really?" Ishizu said glaring.

"He talked me into it!!!" Marik whined.

"That's not what he's saying." Ishizu said giving Marik a harsh look. "Honestly...blaming your mischief on that sweet little innocent genie!" She slapped him again. "Say you're sorry!"

"OW!!! RA DAMMIT, WOMAN!!!" Marik howled.

"SAY YOU'RE SORRY!" Ishizu said slapping Marik once more. "And dont you EVER pull a stunt like that again or so help me I'll call animal control!"

"OWWW!!! ISHIZU!!! DAMMIT!!! RYOU!!! Make her STOOOOP!!!" Marik whined.

Ryou merely pouted however. "I didn't tell you to! You wanted to too!" he whimpered.

Marik pouted. "You wouldn't stay with me, so I went with you!!!"

Ryou suddenly rushed forward and hugged onto Marik, sniffling and burying his face into his shirt. "I'm sorry master!"

Marik grunted at the impact, but sighed and smiled, wrapping his arms around Ryou, kissing his cheek.

Ryou sniffled softly and nuzzled more into Marik. "I'm so sorry...." he nearly sobbed. Somethings never change. for instance, Ryou's desire to keep Marik happy.

"Shhhhh..." Marik whispered, hugging Ryou. "Don't cry... why are you crying?"

Ryou sniffled, fat tears rolling down his face. "I got you in trouble..." he sobbed. "dont hate me!"

Marik sighed, then turned and glared up at Ishizu as he held Ryou and stroked his hair.

Ishizu crossed her arms. "Dont glare at me, you're the one who turned into a lion and scared the life out of US!"

Marik snorted, but slowly grinned. "It was funny as hell. We were growling and Malik was smackin' Bakura telling him to eat something so his stomach wouldn't growl."

Ryou sniffled. "I'm sorry..." he mumbled softly.

"It's not funny! How would you like it if a lion broke into your house and tried to eat RYOU?!"

Marik snorted. "He'd just turn it into a kitten. And seriously..." He said, smirking. "How could you all have NOT know right away that it was us?! A WHITE lion? And a blonde lion? LIONS!!! In JAPAN!!! Seriously, people!!!"

"Ever heard of a ZOO?" Ishizu said swatting Marik once more.

"Ow!!! ISHIZU!!! Knock it off, dammit!!!" Marik howled.

"If I EVER catch you making mischief in MY house again I'll kick your scrawny egyptian ASS!" She said storming outside.

Marik sighed, but then smirked. "FINE!!! But I get to make all the mischeif I want in MY house!!! Ryou... would you be a dear and fill the front yard with penguins?"

Ryou sniffled. "I dont want to be in trouble!" He said, big tears rolling down his face.

"You can't be!!!" Marik howled. "This is MY property!!! Oh, and I wish that only you, me, Malik, Bakura, Ishizu, Yami, Yugi, Mikado and Ahmose can see the penguins. They are not to be seen, heard, smelt or felt by anyone else."

Ryou shook his head and excersized that favorite word of his. "NO!" he squeaked sniffling, before grinning a little. "No no no no no no no no no…" he chirped pleased with himself.

Marik blinked, but then smiled and shook his head, chuckling. Ryou was too CUTE in his exercising the use of his favorite word.

"Okay, okay... in that case... would you mind coming over here and giving me a hug?" He asked, opening his arms to the little genie-turned-mortal.

Ryou grinned. "NO!" he giggled but hopped eagerly into Marik's arms anyway and snuggled into him. "mmmm!" he sighed softly and closed his eyes. "I love you."

Marik smiled back and slowly sat down on the sofa, pulling Ryou into his lap and cuddling him in return. "I love you too..." He whispered. "Gods... I'm so happy to have you back... I... I... I want a party!!! Ryou! We're going to have a party to celebrate!!! TONIGHT!!! I wish for ALL of our friends... and yes, your friend Otogi, too, to be prepared to attend a party tonight aaaaat... at a club... there's gotta be a good club..."

Ryou clapped eagerly. "Oh that sounds wonderful!" he said cheerfully. "I love parties!"

"There's a club not far from here..." Marik mused. "The Gypsy Tea Room... It might be a good place..."(AN: Don't own it, it's a club in Downtown Dallas!!! I just like the name, so I'm borrowing it!!!) Marik looked at Ryou. "There are two rooms... a smaller one, and a larger one... I wish we could rent out the smaller one tonight!!!"

Ryou blinked and nodded eagerly, glowing as he granted the wishes (or perhaps in his excitement, it was hard to tell.)

Marik sighed and hugged Ryou close, kissing him softly. "I love you... What do you want to do today, before our party?"

Ryou looked thoughtful. "Redecorate." he said grinning.

Marik blinked, then laughed. "Oh really? Well... go for it!!!"

Ryou nodded and hopped off of Marik's lap and darted off to begin the ritualistic exercise of his own newfound authority.

Marik chuckled and flipped on the TV, leaving Ryou to his fun.

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"Are you going to the party tonight, Yugi?" Mikado asked as he and Ahmose's purple and teal men (called Charon and Druid) on HALO2 worked on ambushing Yami and Yugi's red and yellow characters (called GameKing and Don't Shoot!).

(Heh... the yellow character called 'Don't Shoot!' is one my brother made.... ^_^

XD

"Wouldn't miss it. Ryou's back, it'd break his little heart if someone didn't show up." Yami said, smirking and opening fire... right into Ahmose's ass. "Even in a game you take it up the ass." He laughed amusedly.

"SHIT!! How the FUCK do you do that?!" Ahmose cried, annoyed at how every time he tried to sneak up behind Yami, Yami always managed to turn the tables and sneak up behind HIM!!! And then, to add insult to injury, he would shoot him in the ass and make some comment about it. Ahmose turned, and threw a plasma grenade at Yami. Ah... the glowy blue thingies that you couldn't get off... they were stuck until they blew up.

"HAH!!!" Ahmose yelled, managing to stick the grenade (unintentionally) to Yami's crotch. "Take that!!!" And he turned his character around and ran before the grenade could blow up Yami's... pride.

Yami laughed and took his final shots at Ahmose (which ended up killing his character at the exact same moment that the grenade went off). "You know I can’t die without you." He laughed before reaching over and groping Ahmose shamelessly. "And I'll just take this..." He said smirking. "Since you blew mine up."

Ahmose's eyes widened and his face turned red as his gaze dropped to the hand between his thighs. He sputtered.

"YAMI!!!" He screamed, and slapped at Yami's hand. But Yami jerked it away, and Ahmose just ended up smacking himself in a VERY sensitive place. "RA ALMIGHTY!!!" He yelped.

"Shit, Yami!!!" Mikado laughed.

Yami was laughing hysterically. "That's what you get for blowing me up!" he laughed, highly amused. Yami grinned at Mikado. "Thousands of years later, and he'll STILL rack himself, so to speak, if I grope him."

Mikado blinked. "You mean he's done that before?!" At Yami's nod and grin, Mikado and Yugi toppled over laughing. Ahmose growled and picked up his controller, getting into the Banshee and taking flight to try to find Yami and shoot him down from the air.

Yami of course, was nowhere to be found... until the tank suddenly shot the Banshee down. "Whoops, were you in there?" Yami laughed.

"ANUBIS TAKE YOU, YAMI MOUTO!!!" Ahmose howled.

"SHHHH!!!" Mikado gasped. "Be careful what you say! You never know when he might actually ANSWER you!!!"

"That would be scary..." Yugi gulped. Ahmose growled, then smirked and gave a shrill whistle. In a flash, the dogs were in the room.

"Get Yami! GET YAMI!! He's gonna take you for a WALK!!!" He called to them, and the dogs immediately pounced Yami in excitement. Ahmose grinned and ran over to the tank, hijacking it and running Yami over.

Yami shoved the dogs. "Really sad Ahmose, when you rely on a dog so you can CHEAT to win!" He called laughing. "Cause that's the only way you'll ever beat me!"

"Oh, and you sink so low as to GROPE me?!" Ahmose asked, blowing Yami up with the tank when he found him. "And you should know... I have always used dogs in my hunting..." And he grinned, hopped out of the tank, and sniped Yami from QUITE far away... Even Yami had to admit... while he was the better player overall, Ahmose was the top sniper in the group.

Yami laughed more. "You're just sore because you can’t beat me without the dogs." He said shoving one at Ahmose, the dog toppling over into Ahmose's lap and beginning to lick her master.

Ahmose chuckled and looked down at his dog, rubbing her belly as she licked his face. "Good girl, Abana..." He cooed to the Pharaoh Hound. "Where's your bone?" The dog perked up. "Go get your bone!!!" She leapt off of Ahmose's lap and stuck her head under the sofa, retreiving her rawhide bone. Then she lay down next to Ahmose and began chewing on it, happily. Mikado's Saluki in the mean time, had stuck her nose into Yami's ear and was sniffing.

Yami shoved the dog slightly. "Gods I wish you kept cats." he grumbled, picking up his controller, and sticking a plasma grenade to Ahmose's ass while he was busy. "Payback." He laughed, before shooting Ahmose from pointblank, and watching his body blow up from a safe distance (despite his already being dead from the gunshot.)

"heh heh..."

Ahmose rolled his eyes. A moment later his character respawned. And his view was that of a jeep barrelling towards him. A horn was heard honking, and then, Ahmose was run down... By Yugi and Mikado, his own brother in the driver's seat.

"HEY!!!" Ahmose howled. "MIKADO!!! Whose team are you on?!"

"Mine!" Yugi giggled. "Me and Mikado against Yami against Ahmose!!!" And Mikado whipped the car around and ran over Yami, who was fleeing desperately and trying to reload.

Yami burst out laughing at that. "This is why chariots are ALL that anyone should have ever created." He said amusedly. "At least then no one could identify the mutilated and crushed corpse!"

Ahmose rolled his eyes. "riiiight..." He said, and made his way to higher ground where the jeep couldn't reach him. He found himself a nice hidden perch and prepared for some sniper action. In under thirty seconds, he had shot down Yami, Yugi AND Mikado.

"Heh... take that space coyote!" (AN: A tribute to Bishojo shadow!!!!)

Of course seconds later, Ahmose suddenly dropped dead for no apparent reason.

”Game Over.” The game said, and the screen faded out into their game stats. The group sat in silence for a moment, before Yami coughed, trying to hide snickers.

"... Heh… Active Camoflage…”

Ahmose slowly turned and glared at him. “I hate you.” He said slowly.

”HAH!!! Yugi got the most suicides!!!” Mikado laughed.

”shut up!!! It’s not MY fault the grenades kept bouncing off of things and coming BACK to me!!!”

”Dude… you shot a rock right in front of you with your own rocket launcher…” Mikado pointed out.

”… Shut up.”

Yami chuckled and shook his head. "C'mon....we should get going." He said looking outside, shocked to see that during their death fest, it had grown dark outside.

"Lets go get drunk and party."

"ALL RIGHT!!!" Mikado cheered.

"Not you." Ahmose said. "You and Yugi are under age."

Yami chuckled. "I'll sneak you drinks when Ahmose isn't looking." he said purposely loud enough for Ahmose to hear.

Ahmose glared at Yami. "Uh, no you're not." He said. "Now come on, let's go." And he grabbed his jacket after pulling on his shoes.

The others quickly followed and arrived at the club.

Inside, Ryou was in a glittering version of his harem outfit, which looked very snazzed up for the event. "Hello!" he cheered as their guests arrived. "Look Marik everyone's coming!" he giggled proudly clapping his hands. "I missed you all so much!"

"Whoah, hey, look at YOU!!!" Mikado said, running over to Ryou to see his little outfit. "Oh, that is VERY cool, Ryou!!! You look AWESOME!!! Oh, hey, everyone is dressed up for clubbing but Ahmose. He wouldn't do it, dammit... I want you to change his clothes. Something HOT for poor Yami whose been whining all day that he can't see Ahmose's hot ass through his baggy jeans... Put Ahmose in some glittery black vinyl pants and a matching shirt in purple!!! NO sleeves, cuz Yami likes to see Ahmose's biceps." Mikado giggled. "Come on, Ryou..."


Ryou giggled. "He'll just change them right back you know..."

"Not if you BLOCK him from doing it..." Mikado giggled. "And if it's hot enough, Yami will pounce him right there and FORBID him from changing out of it... and you and I BOTH know if Yami takes on that Pharaonic authority tone with Ahmose, he'll obey..." Mikado pointed out with a wink. "Oh, and hey... give him that gold Egyptian jewelry that he wears from time to time. You know, like the stuff that Marik and Malik like to wear."

Ryou giggled and sighed, waving his hands. Moments later there was a yelp, and a crash. Yami had tackled Ahmose alright.

"What the fuck?!" Ahmose was yelling, flailing his black booted feet. "YAMI!!! GET OFF, DAMN YOU!!! MIKADO!!! You and Ryou quit it!!!" Marik and Bakura laughed hysterically. Otogi walked in and looked down at the pair on the floor.

"Um... I thought this was a party..." He said. "NOT an orgy..." Mikado blinked and stared at Otogi.

"Ryou... that's your friend, right? What... what's his name?" He asked.

Ryou however, pounced Otogi, adding to the dogpile on Ahmose. "OTOGI!" he squeaked, kissing his friend in his glee.

Malik snickered at the jealous look Marik was giving Otogi. "Careful Ryou, you might let out the little green monster.”

Marik snorted.

"Ryou... It's nice to see you, but I REALLY don't want your boyfriend to rip me open..." Otogi said nervously.

"ALL OF YOU GET OFF ME BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO HAIRLESS RATS!!!" Ahmose howled.

Yami laughed and kissed Ahmose to shut him up. It was a fairly passionate kiss too, which drew a lot of 'oooooh's' from the room.

Ryou giggled and nuzzled Otogi before getting off of Ahmose just as Yami finished his kiss. "Ahmose Inarus if you change these clothes I will PERSONALLY kick your ass. I demand that you keep them!" he said sternly.

Ahmose blinked up at Yami, flushing. "... Oh dear Ra... Why? What am I WEARING?!"

"Dude... you look HOT." Bakura said. "Not as hot as ME, but..." He showed off his red leather pants and skintight black shirt with a red fishnet shirt over it. Mikado laughed, then turned and looked over Otogi again.

Ryou giggled softly and shook his head. "Be nice." He cooed, helping Ahmose up, so he could survey the 'damage' he was wearing.

Ahmose looked down at his... sparkly clothes. "Oh dear Ra... Are these actual clothes or are they PAINTED on!?!" He asked, turning around, trying to see everything. He looked up, and flushed. "AND YOU ALL STOP STARING AT MY ASS!!!"

Yami grinned broadly. "You are absolutely forbidden to change clothes!" he ordered in the commanding voice Mikado had spoken of.

Ahmose blinked, then turned. "What?! Oh, come on, Yami!!!" He whined.

"You heard me!" Yami said sternly.

Ahmose sputtered, but threw up his hands and dropped into a booth around one of the tables with a sigh.

Ryou smiled and everyone began either gathering food from his magic buffet, or sitting and talking. Ryou nuzzled up to Marik, while Yami tried to talk Ahmose into a drink.

Mikado plopped himself down next to Otogi, while Malik teased Yugi. Marik smiled and pulled Ryou into his lap, watching Ahmose being driven nuts by Yami, and Bakura staring at Ahmose's ass.

Ryou giggled softly and shook his head. "Poor Master Ahmose..." he cooed kissing Marik's cheek.

"C'mon Ahmose, I'll stop staring at your hot body if you get a drink." Yami cooed scooting closer to him. "C'mon it'll be fun!"

Ahmose rolled his eyes. "No thanks." He said, heading to the buffet. Yami made to follow, but Mikado snagged him by the belt, and Yami toppled back into the lap of his boyfriend's little brother.

"Oops. Sorry." Mikado giggled. "He can't hold his liquor, Yami. You get a thimbleful of tequila in him and he will LOSE it..." He told Yami. "You're gonna have to SPIKE something... and while you do that, I am going to try to NOT stare at my own brother's ass..."

Yami smirked and got up, walking over to Ryou. "Ryou can you do me the tiniest favor?" Yami said smiling. "Could you...put some alcohol in Ahmose's drink? Something he can’t detect in any way?"

Ryou blinked but giggled and nodded. "Oh Alright..." he cooed. "Just this once though!"


Mikado laughed. "You're AWFUL, Yami!!!" He said, watching Ahmose pick up a plate of Nachos that had appeared when he reached the table. He also picked up what he THOUGHT was a Virgin PinaColada, but unknown to him, it was FULL of Rum.

Yami snickered. "Comes with being me." he said shrugging. "So...what does he lose, when he's drunk?" he asked eagerly.

Mikado sighed. "Well... I've only seen it ONCE. But he defintely loosens up. A LOT. He was buzzed after TWO beers. It was SAD.”

Yami looked like the Cheshire cat. "Sounds fun." He said eagerly.

"What does?" Ahmose asked, sitting down next to Yami and sucking on the straw in his drink.

"The idea of taking you home stripping you naked and sodomizing you in new and creative ways the likes of which you could never have imagined previous to this?" Yami cooed lovingly.

Ahmose choked and spewed his PinaColada across the table and all over Yugi, who just sat there with wide eyes and mouth open. Then, he turned.

"YAMI!!!" He screamed at his older brother as Ahmose choked and coughed.

Yami was laughing hysterically at that. "What?! Ask a stupid question! He KNOWS better!"

"Ryouuuuu!!!" Yugi whined, turning to the genie who was sitting in a hysterical Marik's lap. Malik and Bakura weren't better, laughing loudly at Yami, Ahmose and Yugi.

Ryou giggled and dried Yugi off. "I'm sorry he spit on you." He cooed giggling. "It...was rather funny though."

"I was thinking we could stop by that adult store and buy something creative, preferrably some bold and obnoxious color that would make you even MORE embarrassed than the actual act." Yami continued. "I hear there's a sale on neon pink and purple..."

Ahmose rolled his eyes and poked a Nacho into his mouth. "Have fun playing with yourself." He said.

"Ooooooh... I think you were just shot DOWN, Yami!!!" Bakura cackled.

Yami smirked. "We'll see."

Bakura turned and smiled at Malik. "Wanna hit the dance floor in a bit?" He asked, referring to the dance floor in the main room of the club. "It's so much FUN to make even the straight guys want us..."

Ryou perked at that but said nothing.

"sure!" Malik said grinning. "It's fun to watch them drool..."

"AND to make their girlfriends worry about her man's sexuality..." Bakura giggled.

Malik grinned and they went to dance out with the other people in the main dancing hall.

Ahmose rolled his eyes and shook his head. "I sometimes wonder why those two never ended up in Juvie..."

"Ishizu." Yami answered taking a sip of an orange soda he'd gotten up to get. "That's why."

Ahmose chuckled and shook his head. "They owe that woman EVERYTHING." He said, then poked Marik with his fork. "And so do YOU!!!"

"Hey! I bought her a CAR, dammit!!!" Marik said. Ahmose raised an eyebrow. "Well... WISHED her a car..." Ahmose snorted and smirked, going back to his nachos, glancing at Mikado and Otogi who were deep in a conversation.

Ryou watched outside, at all the dancers, and the ruckus Malik and Bakura were causing. He giggled softly.

"Those two are insane..." Yugi giggled. A moment later, Mikado and Otogi got up and headed out to the dance floor, and Ahmose blinked.

"Uh... I think my brother has a crush on your friend, Ryou." He said, grinning.

Ryou grinned. "Otogi's a nice guy." He cooed. "He's worth having a crush on." At that he blushed. "I would, if it weren't for master Marik."

Marik snorted and frowned, visciously stabbing his fork into a potsticker.

"Master...must you stab your food like that? It's quite dead." Ryou mumbled looking back to his master.

"Yes Ryou. I do." Marik grumbled, stuffing the "dead" potsticker into his mouth.

Ryou sighed and nuzzled into Marik, going back to watching the dancing.

Yami stared at Ahmose grinning. "so?"

"So?" Ahmose asked back, looking at Yami. "What?" Yami noted that Ahmose was sweating a bit and slightly flushed. The PinaColada kept refilling itself when Ahmose wasn't looking, and he was getting a bit confused... as well as tipsy.

"Hey!!! Let's do Jell-O shots!!!" Yugi said, trotting over with a tray. "Here, Ahmose!" Ahmose blinked, and picked up a green one, tossing it back.

"Oooh... I like that..." He said.

Yami snickered and did the same, with orange jello. "You look a little flushed." He cooed to Ahmose. "You ok?"

"I'm hot." Ahmose said, sipping his PinaColada again.

"Yes you are." Yami grinned.

Ahmose blinked and blushed like a schoolgirl, but this time, unlike his usual reaction, he looked flattered.

Yami grinned. "Want to dance?" he offered winking. "it could get fun."

Ahmose blinked. "What? Ummm... I don't dance..."

"Get him to drink more..." Marik whispered into Yami's ear.

Yami motioned to Ahmose's pina colada. "Why aren't you drinking that?" he asked, the glass nearly full once more.

"I AM!!" Ahmose howled, and began furiously sucking on the straw, trying to drain the damn thing.

Yami chuckled once Ahmose had stopped. "If only you'd be that enthusiastic with me!"

Ahmose choked once again, turning even darker. "WHAT?!" He yelped, then stared as the PinaColada filled itself. "HAH!!! I KNEW IT!!!"

Yami gave Ahmose a curious look. "Knew what?" he said calmly, as if nothing had happened.

"Ryou, enough with filling the damn thing already!" Ahmose whined. "I feel like a water balloon..."

Ryou giggled. "Sorry master Ahmose!" he called turning to look at him. "It won’t fill up again."

Ahmose snorted and took a third Jell-O shot.

Yami mimicked Ahmose. "Why don’t you want to dance?"

Ahmose blinked. "I'm hungry." He said, stuffing his face.

Ryou giggled and shook his head, standing to go watch the dancers. "I'm going to watch." he cooed to Marik.

Marik smiled and got up. "I'll come with you." He said, and Yugi trotted after them, leaving Yami and Ahmose alone.

Once they got to the door Ryou peered out eagerly and grinned broadly. It was clearly apparent he wanted to dance too. Especially when he caught sight of Malik and Bakura, being their usual asses.

Marik smiled. "Wanna dance?" He asked Ryou, as Yugi broke out the camera.

Ryou blushed. "Oh I can’t." He replied softly.

Marik blinked. "What? Why?" He asked.

Ryou grinned. "I cant...it wouldn't be fair."

"What do you mean?" Marik asked.

"I'd make you look bad." Ryou gigled.

Marik blinked, then laughed. "So make me look bad! Or tone it down or something! I wanna dance with you!!!"

Ryou shook his head. "I can’t! I can’t dumb up my dancing enough to make everyone else look equal!"

"So show them all up! I don't care!!" Marik laughed, and pulled Ryou towards the dance floor.

Ryou shook his head. "I can’t!" he squealed. "I can’t dance with you!"

Marik pouted and gave him the eyes.

Ryou pouted RIGHT back. "Maaasstter! I can’t! I can only dance with one person!"

"Yeah!!! Me!!!" Marik said, literally picking Ryou up and carrying him towards the dance floor.

Ryou giggled and squirmed. "NO! I can only dance with my last master!" Ryou said firmly. "Only him!"

Marik frowned and looked at Ryou. "Why?" He asked.

"Because..." Ryou climbed out of Marik's hands. "He dances equal with me!"

Marik frowned and gave Ryou a very sad, disappointed look.

Ryou pouted back. "Master..." he drooped. "You don’t understand..."

Marik crossed his arms. "No. I don't."

Ryou wrinkled his nose. "I'll show you!" he said firmly. "Ok?"

Marik nodded. "Please do."

Ryou grinned broadly. "I can?" He looked ecstatic! He ran out and grabbed Bakura. "Oh Bakura!" he said eagerly. "I want to borrow you."

"Huh?!" Bakura asked as he was pulled away from his grinding with Malik.

"Why can't you use ME?!" Marik howled.

"Because you have to watch!" Ryou said sternly. "I cant use you and have you watch at the same time!"

"Hmph... fine." Marik pouted, crossing his arms.

Ryou gave Bakura a big adorable pleading look. "Can I use you?"

Bakura blinked, then gave Ryou a suggestive grin and eyebrow wiggle. "Anytime, honey!!!"

"HEY!!!" Marik yelled.

Ryou grinned and clapped. "Oh good!" he said proudly. "Then I get to channel a ghost into you, and you get to go to sleep now." Before Bakura could object, he was standing there in a trance, while Ryou focused on the Master he'd had back in the flower-child days.

After a moment the glowing stopped, and Ryou shimmered. When he stopped glowing as well, Fara Faucette looked bad in her hairstyle, because Ryou did was SO much hotter. He'd become a girl, and Bakura grinned. "Well if it isn't little Desert Blossom!" he said picking Ryou up and hugging him tightly. "And I thought I'd seen the last of you!"

Marik's eyes widened and his jaw DROPPED. "W-What the FUCK?!"

"What's going on?" Ahmose asked, having come up behind behind Marik with Yami, Yami finally having convinced Ahmose to dance with him.

Though it was easily noticed, the way Ryou cuddled on Bakura.

Malik chuckled softly and joined Marik. "Looks to me like Ryou's got a friend. He channeled an older master into Bakura for something." he explained. "Damn Ryou was a hot chick!"

Ryou giggled and Bakura smirked, and both ran over to the DJ to request a song.

"I wanna know just how close he WAS to this master..." Marik growled.

Ahmose chuckled and pat Marik on the shoulder, then whispered to Yami. Yami blinked and looked at Marik. He had BRIGHT glowing green eyes as he glared at Ryou and "Bakura".

Yami laughed loudly. "Green eyed monster!" he blurted amusedly.

The lights dimmed, and the music began playing. But it wasn't music from THIS era. Oh no, this was Disco baby, the music of the grooooove! The song? Shake your Groove thing. (for lack of a groovier song!)

The lights flashed on, and Ryou looked sexy, in a pale blue jumpsuit, and a silver ribbon in his Faucette styled hair, Bakura in a black leisure suit, with red undershirt and ascot (which he would likely be teased for later).

Marik's eyes widened and his jaw dropped. Mikado, Otogi, Yugi, Malik and a drunk Ahmose burst out laughing at the sight of Bakura.

Malik laughed loudly. "Oh gods...someone get a camera!" He howled. "We cant let this slip through! If there EVER was a kodak moment THIS is it!" he laughed.

Yami snickered loudly. "Oh boy..."

The music's opening ended, and the two white haired dancers began. Suddenly Marik saw EXACTLY how close Ryou had been to his last master. The way their bodies moved together...the soul in each step, twist, and the dip where Ryou put his trust COMPLETLY into his previous master's arms, and they gazed...lovingly...into eachother's eyes, before continuing.

Malik whistled. "hot!" he howled as the two continued. It was like a story of their lives. Romantic, competitive, fun. They laughed, they gazed lovingly, they competed for the best steps, and all while they danced to the tune of the groovy 70s.

Yugi was snapping pictures with the digital camera like crazy, but Marik was looking very, VERY jealous. He was clenching his fists and grinding his teeth and, well... glaring DEATH at "Bakura". Ahmose snickered, and a moment later, green devil horns sprouted up among his hair.

Yami laughed loudly and snatched Yugi's camera and snapped a picture of Marik, handing it back.

By the end of the song, both Ryou and Bakura were winded, and as the lights dimmed once more they leaned forward...and kissed.

Marik growled and his glowing green eyes turned red. Ahmose giggled drunkenly, leaning on Yami.

Both Ryou and Bakura pulled away and giggled, trotting off.

Malik snickered. "Damn that was hot. Marik, can Bakura and I have Ryou over for a threesome?"

Marik growled and gave his cousin a rough shove, stalking after Ryou and "Bakura". Mikado blinked.

"I got a BAAAD feeling about this..." He mumbled to Otogi.

Ryou and Bakura were sitting next to each other giggling and talking of older days when Marik caught up to them. Ryou grinned at Marik. "Marik!" he said cheerfully motioning to Bakura. "See? I told you! I can only dance with him!"

"And who IS he?" Marik asked, glaring and folding his arms. Ryou blinked at Marik's green horns and glowing green eyes.

"My last master." Ryou said clamly. "Isn't he nice? He has a hot temper if you make him mad though."

Bakura laughed and ruffled Ryou's hair. "You know I'm not hot tempered. Stop trying to intimidate the poor cat." he cooed.

Ryou blushed and nodded.

"Did you just call me a cat?!" Marik asked, glaring. "And who the fuck are you?!"

"Master be nice!" Ryou scolded.

Bakura raised a hand. "Desert Rose, don’t let the MAN get to you. There's no need for violence. Chill out and let the white collar conformist rant in the prison of his corporate cubicle."

Ryou giggled. "Groooovy." He giggled kissing Bakura's cheek.

Marik blinked. He blinked again. "... Huh?"

Bakura smirked. "Take a chill pill."

"Kiss my tan Egyptian ass." Marik snapped.

Bakura paused a moment eying Marik. "Ehh, no thanks dude...Desert Rose is much more my flavor."

Marik growled. "Ryou, you can bring Bakura back now..."

Ryou pouted. "But I'm talking!" he whined. "I haven't talked to my master since we got seperated!" he whined more.

Bakura laughed and raised a cocky eyebrow at Marik. "Someone's got the jealousy bug."

Marik glared at "Bakura", then looked at Ryou. "As long as talking is all that happens..." He growled.

"Oh, you must be talking about the great sex we can have anytime we want?" Bakura said calmly. They'd never had sex, but he knew that it'd get Marik's goat if he said that.

Marik's eyes widened, and the glowing green turned red.

"Try it you cocksucking fuck-tard..." He hissed, looming over the man.

Ryou was laughing. "Master!" he scolded once more. "Stop being so jealous!" he shook his head.

Bakura laughed and took Ryou's hand and kissed it. "Care to dance again?" he cooed, ignoring Marik's threats, as if he wasn't even there.

Marik growled loudly, flexing his fingers in his desire to strangle the man that was currently in Bakura's body.

Ryou blushed and took Bakura's hand and nodded. They got up, just as a slow song started.

Marik glared and growled, sitting down and watching them. Mikado was talking with Otogi over at another table, and Yugi was snapping pictures of Yami, who had Ahmose on the dancefloor and was groping his ass. Marik vaguely wondered why Ahmose was letting Yami, but then he noticed that Ahmose was too preoccupied with a little make out session.

Malik plopped next to Marik and grinned. "Why are you so jealous?" He asked giving Marik a calm look. "Dont you think if he had wanted, he'd have stayed with the dead guy over you?"

"What? How could he?! The guy is DEAD!!!" Marik snapped.

"Wasn't Ryou dead not long ago?" Malik pointed out.

"It's a big afterlife." Marik said.

"Plus, you're the one who FREED him." Malik added. "Marik, he might miss that other master, and to some degree love him...but he's got nothing on you." Malik chuckled. "I dont see why you're so uptight." he slid his drink over to Marik and smirked. "When all is said and done, Ryou goes home, and to bed, with you."

"HE'S KISSING BAKURA!!!" Marik howled.

"He's FUCKING you." Malik laughed. "Marik, the kid adores you. Let him kiss. Kissing back in older days wasn't something you did just because you were in love anyway! He's just having a little fun!"

Marik sighed and stared at his cousin with an odd frown on his face. He didn't answer, just stared. And his frown got more sad and guilty looking.

"What's wrong Marik?" Malik asked after a moment. "Why're you sad?"

Marik stood and grabbed his cousin's arm and pulled him away. "I have to talk to you."

Malik nodded slowly. "Alright...shoot. What's wrong?"

Marik pulled Malik back into their private room, closed the door and turned to face him. "There's something I have to tell you... a secret I've been keeping... with Bakura. We talked, and... keeping it from you is KILLING him... He loves you, and he's afraid that you'll... leave him..."

Malik smiled and shook his head. "Marik... nothing he could do short of phsycially beating me, would make me leave him." he said softly. "I did something so horrible to him, that I wished away the memory. Nothing he could do would ever make me hurt like I probably hurt him..." he explained. "Whatever you have to say, I don’t need to know." he said shaking his head. "I love him. Period."

Marik nodded. "I know... but we... we BOTH feel that you have the right to know... and you SHOULD know. We're family. Families shouldn't have secrets."

Malik shrugged. "Shoot then."

"Well... first off... do you know that Bakura and me were... lovers in our past lives? I think he said he told you that..." Marik said.

Malik shrugged. "I didn't know, but if this leads to sex, then you should know I dont care." Malik said grinning. "Bakura's irresistable."

Marik blinked and looked at his cousin, then sighed and nodded. "I had sex with Bakura." He said simply. "Neither of us MEANT for it to happen, ya know? We... it was when were in Egypt, courtesy of Pegasus and Kaiba. I guess... since we were in Egypt and just feet away from each other, it triggered something. We had a dream, a memory... of him and me, um... getting kinky in the dessert. We woke up, and, well... I kind of pounced him..."

"I know. He's hot isn't he?" Malik laughed. "I think this entitles Bakura and I to borrowing Ryou."

Marik frowned. "I doubt Ryou would like that. I know I wouldn't. But I guess I do owe you. And it's not like I can offer MYSELF. We're cousins!"

Malik grinned. "Sure he would! I'll just get him and his little friend flower boy. Hippies LOVE orgies!"

Marik's eyes widened and his jaw dropped. "Oh, HELL no!!! You can have sex with Ryou and BAKURA!!! Not another guy in Bakura's body!!!"

Malik laughed. "You cant prove it's not Bakura to a court of law!" He called dashing out. "HEY! HEY RYOU!"

Marik's eyes widened, and he took off after Malik.

By the time Marik found Malik, he and Bakura were carrying a blushing (and rather shocked) Ryou into the men's room.

Marik seized both Bakura and Malik by the hair. "Excuse me?!" He hissed. "Do I have to castrate you?!"

Malik laughed and swatted Marik. "You said fair and square! We get a threesome!"

"NOT NOW!!!" Marik yelped, jerking them back. "I also said only if Ryou agreed!" Then he looked at Bakura. "And who are you?!"

"Do you SEE him struggling." Malik said hugging Ryou, who's mouth was instantly occupied by Bakura's.

Marik glared at Malik and pulled him close. "NOT. TONIGHT." He hissed.

"Why in hell not?!" Malik huffed as Bakura started near molesting the blushing genie.

Marik whirled and delivered a swift kick to Bakura's groin.

But as soon as Marik's foot made contact, his foot hit something much harder than any groin could be, and started hurting. Ryou was glaring through the kisses and his blushing.

Marik yelped and hopped on one foot. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" He howled.

Ryou squirmed and shoved Bakura off slightly. "Don’t kick him!"

"Then he'd better let go of you!!!" Marik snapped, and hissed in Malik's ear, "I swear to Ra, Malik... if you do ANYTHING to screw this night up more than it already HAS been, I will fuckin' NEUTER you!!!"

Ryou pouted and gave Marik a hurt look. "Master...but...I..."

Marik seized Ryou and hugged him. "MINE!!!" And he pouted and held Ryou.

Ryou blushed and hugged Marik, nuzzling into him. "Master..." he cooed lovingly. "Don’.t be mean to Bakura.."

Marik blinked. "IS that Bakura?"

Bakura grinned. Marik hadn't noticed that his clothes had changed to normal. "You'd kick your own ex?" He teased.

Marik stuck his tongue out at Bakura. "Shut up, Bakura." He said. "Come on Ryou." And he pulled him away. But then, he, Ryou, Malik and Bakura froze.

"Dude... Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Marik asked after a moment.

"Uh... yeah." Bakura said, blinking. "Ahmose is with Yami. Dancing. And he can really... umm... wow." Ahmose, still under the influence of the Jell-O shots, was moving in a manner that could really only be labeled as... well... sensual and seductive. He seemed to be combining more modern dancing movements with an Ancient style that had been commonly seen in Egypt, especially among the dancers in the Pharaoh's palace.

"Are some of those moves legal?" Marik giggled.

Ryou giggled and nodded. "Yami will be happy tonight..." he cooed curling up in Marik's arms and kissing his cheek.

Yami looked as pleased as could be, and was grinding against Ahmose, groping him at every chance.

Ahmose, drunk off his ass, allowed Yami to grope whatever he wanted, and actually did some groping in return.

"Oh my God, I am NOT watching this..." Mikado moaned, turning and hiding his face behind his hands. Otogi snickered.

Ryou shook his head. "Master...I think we should send those two home...They might get arrested..."

Marik chuckled and shook his head, walking onto the dance floor and tugging the pair off.

"Come on, now." He said, chuckling, tugging them back into the private room, and everyone scampered after them.

Ryou sighed softly, following his master. Once back inside he sat down and ate quietly.

Marik smiled and slid onto the bench, wrapping an arm around Ryou, kissing his cheek. Then, everyone ran over carrying gifts. Brightly wrapped gifts with the boxes and lids wrapped separately so Ryou could open them without ruining the wrapping job.

"Welcome home!!!" They all chorused.

Ryou blinked and blushed darkly. "A-ah...thank you." he cooed softly looking at the presents. "They're beautiful."

"We're glad to have you back." Ahmose said, then hiccupped. He smacked a hand over his mouth and blushed, eyes wide.

Yami snickered and kissed Ahmose. "That was cute." he purred.

Ryou picked up the nearest box and hugged it. "Pretty."

"That's from. me!" Yugi announced happily

Ryou smiled. "and I love it." he said, once again cutely refusing to open his gifts.

The others snickered. "You'll REALLY like what's inside..." Yugi said in a tantilizing voice.

"I like what is outside more." Ryou said smiling. "It's sparkly!"

The others all laughed and groaned. "Come on, Ryou! Open it!!!"

Ryou pouted but finally lifted the top from the box.

Yugi gave a mischievous giggle. Inside, was another wrapped gift, with different colored wrapping paper.

Ryou squeaked and plucked it out and hugged it. "I love it!"

Everyone laughed.

"Yugi, if you did what I THINK you have..." Marik scolded, teasingly.

"Open it!" Bakura laughed.

Ryou shook his head. "NO! I'm not opening my present anymore! It's pretty how it is~"

Yugi laughed and picked up the lid of the first one, and put it back on the original box. "But look!! See? It's just as pretty as before! You can open these safely! We wrapped them just for you so you could keep them pretty, and still open them."

Ryou shook his head. "No!"

Everyone laughed.

"Then I'll open it for you." Marik said, and snatched the lid off of Ryou's gift. And inside, was a smaller gift.

"Yugi!!!" Mikado laughed. "Good greif!!! It's hard enough to get him to open ONE box!!!"

Ryou squeaked. "NOO! STOP RUINING MY PRESENT!"

Marik grinned and laughed. "If you don't open them you won't get your gifts!!!"

"I have them already!"

Marik sighed and rolled his eyes. "Just magic the gifts out of the boxes again, then..." He said.

Ryou shook his head. "But..." he pouted and waved his hands.

Yugi giggled when no less than seven boxes were revealed, making the grand total, ten boxes, all wrapped up nice and pretty for Ryou, the last being a very tiny box about the size of an ice cube, and in that was a little golden anklet with tiny bells on it.

"I thought it would go with your outfit." He said with a smile.

Ryou grinned and looked at all his little boxes. "They're so pretty!" he squeaked, seemingly more enthralled with the boxes, than the anklet. Yugi was a genius!

Yugi grinned proudly, as the others groaned and threw wadded up napkins at him. Mikado giggled and shoved something towards Ryou.

"For when you turn Marik into a lion cub." He said with a grin. There was a brush, and ribbons, and ridiculous little outfits. Marik's eyes widened, then he turned and glared.

"I hate you, Mikado..." He snarled.

But that was all he got out, before Ryou was cuddling a squirming lion cub, and beginning to dress him.

Marik's eyes widened and he thrashed. "MAOOOOOO!!!" He howled, furiously. Everyone burst out laughing.

"Oh man!!!" Mikado laughed, leaning on Otogi (who he OBVIOUSLY had a crush on).

Otogi blushed but laughed as well. He'd never seen Ryou use his magic, but Ryou had told him about it. Awed as he was, he played it off calmly.

Ryou smiled and tied a blue ribbon around Marik's tail, just below the tuft, and set him down. His little love-cub was wearing a cute little pharaoh outfit.

"Murrrrrrr..." Marik whined, and began trying to paw the outfit off. Ahmose just blinked at Marik, then giggled, drunkenly.

Ryou smiled and kissed Marik's nose. "You're adorable!"

"Murrrow...." Marik whined, laying his ears back.

Ryou waved his hand, and a bowl appeared before Marik, with the most tantalizing dish a lion could want. Swordfish and shrimp.

Marik's eyes widened, and with an excited squeak, he did a face plant into the dish, making everyone burst out laughing again.

Ryou sighed and scratched Marik's back while he ate. "mmm..." he cooed yawning slightly.

Ahmose laughed drunkenly again, smiling at Ryou. "Ya know... you're really pretty..."

"Oh my God..." Mikado snorted, not beleiving how drunk his brother was.

Bakura snickered.

"Here, squirt." He said, holding up his gift. “Turn poor Marik back before I give you this or you’ll NEVER remember to.”

Ryou giggled and kissed Marik on the head, changing the poor lion back into his boyfriend. Marik snorted as the costume fell off of his head, and frowned, pulling the ribbon that was on his tail out of his pants. Bakura laughed at Marik, giving Ryou HIS gift. It was a large box FULL of different kinds of chocolates.

Ryou smiled and began nibbling on different chocolates. "mmmm...."

Bakura smiled and reached over, ruffling Ryou’s hair. "There are over thirty different chocolate treats in there for ya, kid." He said.

Ryou smiled warmly. "Thank you so much!" he said softly, bowing his head. "it's delicious."

Bakura smiled. "You're okay... even if I DID have to turn into a woman over you..."

"Wait..." Mikado said, turning. "What?" Ahmose, Yami, Bakura and Marik's eyes widened as everyone looked at them. Then, Marik, Ahmose and Yami all fell on Bakura.

"YOU ASSHOLE!!!" Marik screamed.

"THAT WAS BETWEEN THE FOUR OF US!!!" Ahmose shouted, falling out of his chair in his drunken attempt to kick Bakura's ass.

Ryou pouted. "Please dont fight..." he whimpered giving all four men in question a look that clearly said he'd start crying if they did. He had to nip THIS little fiasco in the bud.

Marik stopped, but Ahmose seemed determined to get his hands on Bakura. Unfortunately, when he tried to get up, he stepped on his own hair, so... that was a COMPLETE failure and he ended up falling backwards on his head.

"Oh shit!!!" Mikado cried, half in horror and half in laughter.

Yami snickered and stooped, helping Ahmose up. "Alright you... sit down and have some soda with me." he cooed lovingly. "You've seen enough action tonight."

Ahmose blinked and looked at Yami. "Huh?"

"He wants you to fuck him, Yami." Mikado giggled.

Yami laughed. "Ohh no. I'll do the fucking. Ahmose just gets to enjoy the ride."

Mikado blinked. "Um. Yeah. That's what I said. HE as in my brother, wants YOU, Yami, to fuck him." He said. "Who ever said he wanted to fuck you? Ahmose is too much of a sissy to try and dominate YOU."

Yami laughed again. "That's where the gift card will be handy. I'm gonna so so many evil things to him...." he sighed happily. "Alright Ahmose, lets sit til Ryou's done with his presents, and then we can fuck until you cant move."

"Huh? Oh. Okay." Ahmose said, finally getting back into his seat. Mikado and Malik giggled into their hands. Marik snorted, but relaxed, confidant that the 'woman' comment had been forgotten thanks to Ahmose's one man circus performance.

Ryou was contently munching his chocolates, ignoring the group since the potential fight had died.

Bakura sighed and relaxed, now that he knew Ahmose wasn't going to turn him into a roach and step on him. He turned and kissed Malik's cheek. "Come on, Malik... give the genie your present."

Malik nodded slowly. "I um... well I wasn't sure what to get the kid who could magic himself anything..." he said softly. "So I uh...I thought it'd be neat for you to have some money of your own." he said sheepishly. "I suck at buying gifts." and he gave Ryou his colored box. Inside was a treasuretrove of coins.

Ryou squealed. "Ohhh!"

Marik chuckled at Ryou's excitement. He looked at his cousin. "Come on, Malik. You could have given Ryou anything, he would have been happy."

"Yeah!" Mikado laughed. "Ahmose! Give Ryou your present!"

"What?"

"... present Ahmose. Give. To. Ryou..." Mikado said slowly, and Ahmose blinked just as slowly as he peiced it together.

"Yeah I know, but I think I did ok. Ryou was a slave right? A slave NEVER had money. I bet he's feelin like a king of the world. He's got chocolate and cash!" Malik said proudly.

Ryou giggled. "I want to buy something!" he said eagerly. "Something to buy that will be just MINE!"

Ahmose laughed at that for some odd reason, but at a second glance, he wasn't even LOOKING at Ryou... he was looking at a cherry in Otogi's drink. Mikado rolled his eyes.

"Gods, Ahmose..." He grumbled, then took Ahmose's gift and gave it to Ryou. "Here. This is from the drunk over there." It was a photograph. A photograph of a full set of Encyclopedias. "Ahmose knows how much you like to learn, so he got you a full set of Encyclopedias."

"Oh it's beautiful!" Ryou said hugging the picture. "I love it."

Mikado laughed. "The real set is waiting for you back at your house, Ryou." He said.

Ryou blinked and raised an eyebrow. "But it's right here." he said holding up the picture. "It'll be hard to read them though...they're so small..."

Everyone laughed. "Which is why you read the ones at home, dear." Marik said, kissing Ryou's cheek.

"Yami's turn!!!!" Yugi squealed.

Yami chuckled. "alright alright calm down." He picked up his gift and grinned. "I wasn't sure what to get you either." he said after a moment. "So I tried to think back on what you used to like." he said shrugging. "When that didn't work, I had to just guess." he said grinning.

Ryou blinked and opened up the box. Inside the complete box set of gilligan's island. Ryou squeaked delightedly. "GILLIGANS ISLAND!"

"Oh dear Ra..." Marik groaned, closing his eyes and letting his head droop. Bakura cackled and poked Marik. Marik smacked him. Ahmose stole Yami's drink when he wasn't looking.

Ryou hugged the box set and grinned. "I can’t wait to get home and see what happened!"

"Greeeeat..." Marik moaned, as Ahmose put the empty glass back in front of Yami.

"Guess you're next." Mikado said, smiling at Otogi.

Otogi smiled and put down his drink. "I um...well." he stammered softly. "I didn't realize you were being honest with me… wow. I got you a free pass to build-a-bear."

Marik smiled at Otogi. "Oh, Ryou will LOVE that!" He said, hugging Ryou and looking down at the genie.

Ryou looked pleased. "I love build a bear!" he squeaked. "I'm going to build something nice!"

Marik chuckled, kissing Ryou's cheek. "Maybe I'll build one with you..." He said, petting Ryou's hair.

"Build what?" Ahmose asked, blinking. Mikado sighed and shook his head.

"Ryou? Can you get Ahmose a STRONG coffee, please?" Mikado asked.

"No!" Ryou said giggling.

Marik chuckled, and Ahmose gave Mikado a look.

"I don't like cofee!!!" He cried in a loud, irritated tone.

"You're making a fool of yourself." Mikado said, glaring.

Ryou sighed. "Well he's intoxicated! It's not his fault!"

"No, it's YOUR fault. YOU are the one who made him drunk." Mikado said.

Ryou wrinkled his nose, and huffed. Mikado poofed.

Ahmose leapt to his feet. "Mikado?!" He howled, looking around wildly and nearly falling over. "Mikado?!"

"Bring him back, Ryou." Marik laughed. "You'll make Ahmose go nuts."

Ryou huffed and Mikado poofed back, but was sporting a ballgag.

"Holy shit!!!" Bakura blurted, and burst out laughing. Mikado's eyes widened and he blushed, then snatched the thing out of his mouth, giving Ryou a look.

Ryou smiled cutely. "Not my fault!"

Marik chuckled, standing and walking across the room, turning and walking back with a large box. It was light blue paper with gold sparkles, and a big white bow on top. He walked right up to Ryou's chair and knelt, setting the large box down at Ryou's feet, grinning up at the genie.

Ryou blinked. "oooh..." he looked at Marik for a moment, before carefully lifting the lid off of the box.

Marik smiled. "Welcome home, Ryou... I love you... Ryou... Will you marry me?" Inside of the box was green shredded paper, making a nest for two little white rabbits with ribbons around their necks, one sugar pink, one powder blue. And between them was a little blue cushion, and on the cushion, was a little velvet box, sitting open and displaying a little gold ring with an aquamarine set into the band, with three little diamonds on either side.

Ryou gasped and plucked up the bunnies, cuddling them. "Oh BUNNIES!" he squealed in glee. The rabbits perked up and began nuzzling Ryou, quite pleased with their new master. "Oh of COURSE master." Ryou giggled.

Marik chuckled as everyone cooed, and he removed the ring from it's box, and after Ryou set the rabbits into his lap, he took his hand and slipped the ring on, gently kissing Ryou's hand. "I love you..."

Ryou blushed and pulled Marik into a hug. "I love you too master."

Marik smiled, nuzzling Ryou's ear and kissing his cheek again, petting the rabbits. Then he turned and gently kissed Ryou's lips.

Ryou giggled into the kiss and squeaked when the male bunny jumped up and began clicking at Marik.

"I don’t think that one likes you." he giggled.

"Meh... he didn't like me at the store when I bought him, either..." Marik said, backing away and eyeing the rabbit.

The rabbit clicked again, before turning back and cuddling up to Ryou as if nothing had happened. Ryou sighed. "Oh I love them!"

Marik smiled. "I'm glad..." He said, sitting next to Ryou and wrapping an arm around him, petting the female rabbit.

The male lunged at Marik again.

"Shit!" Marik yelped, jerking his hand back, and Ahmose toppled out of his chair, laughing.

Ryou giggled as well. "Oh I like him! He's tough!"

Marik snorted. "well... glad you like him... I guess..."

"He's like the garden hose, I know he'll keep me safe!"

Marik blinked, then gave Ryou a look.

Ryou grinned proudly. "He's just darling." he kissed the bunny on the nose.

Marik sighed and smiled, shaking his head.

"You two will be verrry happy gotether..." Ahmose said, with a... creepy smile...

Ryou blinked a bit. "um...master pharaoh...I think you should take him home." he said sheepishly.

Yami smiled and tugged Ahmose's arm. "Lets go. You guys enjoy the rest of the party. We'll be fucking."

Marik chuckled. “Maybe WE should go home too..." He purred suggestively, wrapping an arm around Ryou and pulling him close.

Ryou laughed as the male rabbit launched himself at Marik, and bit him...somewhere inhibiting of the suggestions in his voice.

"YEEEEOOOOWWW!!!!" Marik screamed, and Ahmose, being tugged out of his chair by Yami, burst out laughing.

Ryou yelped and pulled the male away, giggling softly. "Oh my poor master..." he cooed cradling the bunny and giving Marik a sympathetic look.

Marik whimpered, but turned and glared at Ahmose, who was still howling with laughter as Yami tried to get him out of the joint.

Yami grinned and finally managed to pursuede Ahmose to follow. Ryou sighed and hugged his bunnies. "alright..."

Marik smiled and leaned over, nuzzling Ryou and wrapping his arms around him. "Considering all your gifts we have to get home, how about a little poof, hmm?"

Ryou blushed and nodded waving his hands. The party was pretty much over, and everyone was home once more. Ryou put the bunnies down on the floor and smiled as they scuttled around looking at their new home. "mmm...it feels like home here now..."

Marik smiled at the bunnies. "I think I'm gonna need steel toed boots to walk around my own home now..."

Ryou laughed softly and with another wave of the hand, the bunnies had everything they needed. Toys, a litterbox and a cage that was open to them to enter and exit at their leisure. He sighed and looked around pleased. "I could...like living outside my bottle…"

"I could like you living outside of your bottle, too." Marik said with a dopey grin.

Ryou giggled. "As long as you promise not to chase me naked through bath houses ever EVER again!"

"Awwwww... not even a little?" Marik asked, giggling.

"Not even a little." Ryou said crossing his arms. "You scared the life out of me!"

"Awwww..." Marik pouted, snickering slightly. "Okay... no more chasing you through bath houses. But I reserve the right chase you through my house!" And he flung his clothes off and ran at Ryou.

Ryou squeaked, and poofed, leaving Marik to tackle a puff of smoke.

"Hey! Cheater!!!" Marik whined, looking around for Ryou.

giggles were heard but no Ryou to be found.

"Ryouuuuu..." Marik whined.

Ryou giggled louder. "Put your clothes on."

"What for?" Marik asked, grinning and putting his hands on his hips, looking around.

"I'll call the male bunny on you and he'll bite it off." Ryou said giggling more.

Marik's eyes widened and he was immediately up on the sofa, looking aroung for the rabbit. "Freakin' Monty Python killer rabbit..." He muttered.

"ha ha!" Ryou giggled more. "Get dressed or I'll call him!"

Marik frowned and pouted. "How about you get UN dressed and join me, hmm?"

"Because we're not married yet." Ryou laughed. "It's tradition to wait!"

Marik's eyes widened. "WHAT?!"

"It's tradition to wait for maritals until AFTER marriage!" Ryou said once more. "So there."

"But we've screwed before!!!" Marik whined.

"New body, new rules." Ryou said firmly.

Marik's eyes widened. "But but but... awwww...." He flopped down onto the sofa, pouting.

Ryou appeared near him and cuddled close. "It wont hurt you to make my 'first time' special will it?" he cooed kissing Marik's cheek.

Marik sighed, but gave a slight smile and nodded. "Yeah...." He said. "I guess..."

Ryou grinned. "But I can take care of your needs without sex..."

Marik's eyes widened. "What?! Oh shit!!! NO RYOU, NO!!!" He cried, turning and running for the stairs.

Snap. Too late.

Marik yelped and tripped, falling flat on his face.

Invisible hands picked Marik up, and carried him into the kitchen, where he was about to recieve a bath as well. "Night master!" Ryou called prancing past and up stairs. The scrubbing then commenced.

Marik howled and thrashed, loudly protesting the sudden bathing.

Ryou was in Marik's bedroom, once again rearranging the furniture, before flopping onto the bed and curling up contently. He could get used to living again. It was an adventure!

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Okay everyone, read and review!!! That’s what I want for Christmas! And not just this fic and Twilight Menagerie, but Vengeance of Sethos and the final chapter of Ahmose Inarus! Merry Christmas!!!