A Not So Innocent Joke

A Not So Innocent Joke

Author: Freewater

Pairings: Seto/Jou Seto/Otogi

Disclaimers: I do NOT own these characters or Yu-Gi-Oh!, nor do I claim to. This story was written for the hell of it without profit. Please don't sue me, you won't get much

Rating: R for swearing and mature themes, possible lemons will be posted on Aff.net

Archive: If you want this story for your website then just make sure you ask me first

Notes: In light of my successful fic "An Innocent Joke?" I'm writing this one for everyone who enjoyed it and wanted to see a sequel made. Unfortunately this is not a sequel, but another story altogether. There won't be a sequel to that story since I can't think of anything to write for it. But this another fic where Seto does play a mean trick on poor Jou! ooooo These many circles can indicate a change of some kind. Time, scenery or character. Seto is eighteen and Jou is seventeen.

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Chapter Sixteen: Another Day

When the school bell finally rang, signaling the end of all classes and allowing the students the freedom they so desperately required, Kaiba found himself almost running to get out, but caught himself in time to keep his pace at a fast walk.

Otogi had done nothing but follow him around all day, and it had gotten so bad that he’d long ago become paranoid that he would eventually find the dice master outside his stall while he was going to bathroom or something.

He’d never been more thankful that he was good at hiding his emotions, other than the usual anger he displayed that is, otherwise his face would be in the front page of every newspaper in town, depicting him with wide eyes and a pale face, and he could just see the headlines:

“Seto Kaiba, great and fearless CEO... seen a ghost?”

He snorted at the thought.

Those idiots at the press *would* be stupid enough to print something like that too.

When he finally made it to his limo, actually letting out a happy sigh that Otogi hadn’t followed him, he was quick to get inside and lock the door, just to be on the safe side.

“Where to, boss?” The driver asked, looking at his employer through the rearview mirror.

Seto rubbed at his eyes, contemplating the question.

He didn’t feel like heading home just yet, knowing perfectly well that Otogi would not only be waiting for him at his front door long before he could get there, but there would also be about a thousand messages on his machine with the Dice Master’s voice on each and every one of them.

He groaned at the thought. That was the last thing he needed. Being forced to look through all those messages for ones of actual importance just didn’t seem too appealing, and plus, he was kind of worried as to where his puppy was.

He wasn’t in school, and a quick and threatening interrogation of the school’s secretary told him that the blonde’s father had called him in sick, and he couldn’t help but feel a little worried, wondering if what he had was serious.

Kaiba knew that the nurse he hired would take good care of Mokuba until he got back, and his little girlfriend was no doubt with him by now as well, seeing as how grade school kids got out earlier than the high school students, so he could wait a little while longer until he got back from his little trip.

“Take me to Katsuya’s house.” He ordered gruffly.

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At the rough knock on his front door, Jou was quick to scramble out of the livingroom before running to get it as fast as he could. Not wanting the noise to bother his father who had a severe migraine from all the alcohol he’d consumed, and had only just gotten back to sleep.

When he opened the door though, he was just a little surprised to see Seto on the other side, and the CEO had been just as surprised at the sight of him, having thought that his blonde puppy was sick, he hadn’t expected him to answer the door.

“Kaiba?”

“What are you doing out of bed?” The blue eyed teen asked, narrowing his eyes at the blonde.

Jou only blinked at him. Where in the hell had *that* come from? “Uh, Kaiba? What’re ya talking about?” He asked, still confused to the point where he started to get a headache of his own.

“You’re father called you in sick. Why aren’t you in bed?” Seto demanded, folding his arms as he awaited his answer.

It was then that something in Jou’s mind seemed to click. The memory of how he’d called himself in too sick to go to school coming back, and he grinned broadly at the thought that Seto seemed genuinely concerned for his well-being.

“I’m not sick, Kaiba,” He explained, watching the CEO’s face drop, waiting for an explanation. “My old man got really wasted last night, and he needs me here ta look after him, so I called myself in sick.” He finished.

“Oh.” Was all Kaiba said, fighting off the blush creeping on his cheeks with how badly he’d embarrassed himself just then.

Jou, obviously haven taken note of how much pinker his face seemed, grinned like an idiot before wrapping his arms around the taller teen’s neck. “Were you worried about me?” He cooed, placing a gentle kiss on his lips before moving to his jaw line and neck.

“Mmmm, maybe.” Seto purred, enjoying the treatment as he wrapped his arms around the blonde’s thin waist.

Jou continued to tease the sensitive area of skin on his lover’s neck, opening his mischievous eyes to get a good look at the erotic scene before him.

Nothing too drastic, just Seto with his eyes closed, looking relaxed with his neck held out for him to kiss, letting out the faintest of moans as he did.

“Fuck Jou.” Kaiba purred, as happy as a kitten with the way Jou’s hands started to roam around over his body.

The blonde then stopped his actions, looking up at him with a familiar glint in his eyes. “Only if ya want to.” He said as seductively as he could.

Kaiba’s eyes snapped open, looking down at him in slight shock. “What about your father?” He asked.

Jou brought his head up, kissing at the CEO’s parted lips. “He’s sleepin’... he’ll be fine... for a few minutes.” He said between kisses.

‘Ah, so the puppy has a quickie in mind.’ Kaiba inwardly chuckled. “Are we going to your room?” He asked.

Jou broke off the kiss, looking at him in slight shock.

Damn. He hadn’t thought of where they were going to do it, and his room looked like a pigsty, so there was no way he could properly make love to his boyfriend in there!

Quickly looking around for a suitable spot, he was a little pleased to find Kaiba’s limo not far off down the street.

Jou grinned at the sight of it, grabbing Kaiba by the hand and leading him down the stone steps of his house. “Nah, we can do it in your limo.” He said as he dragged him along.

“WHAT?!” Seto spat, stunned at the very notion. “JOU! There’s a driver in there!” He shouted.

Katsuya only grinned. “So? Can’t you put up one of those glass thingy’s so he can’t hear us?” He asked innocently.

Kaiba blinked. “Well... yeah...”

“So then lets go!” The blonde shouted impatiently, getting increasingly hot and already turned on to the point where normal thought was impossible.

He *really* wanted to have sex!

After opening the limo door and diving inside, both teens were quick to lock lips again.

“Where to, boss?” The driver asked, his voice sounding bored, indicating that he had yet to look in the mirror to see what was going on.

“Nowhere!” Seto panted, pressing a small button in the door that activated the tinted window. “Do not go anywhere!” Was the last thing the driver heard before he looked in the rearview mirror and noticed that the tinted glass had been put down, preventing him from seeing or hearing anything that was happening in the backseat.

It only took him a total of ten seconds to figure out what his employer was most likely doing, and his eyes widened at the thought.

To try and take his mind off of it, he turned the radio to his favorite station before just blaring it as loud as he could to drown out his own thoughts.

The last thing he needed inside his head was a mental picture of two naked teenagers.

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Jou moaned loudly, his hands fisted in his hair as he arched his back, shivering and shaking with how good the sensations coursing through him were.

Seto had finally decided to pay him back for the blow job that he’d given him a little over a week ago, and it was fan-fucking-tastic!

Where he learned to do that thing with his tongue, he’d never know!

Finally, Jou’s body gave a violent jerk, and he came, and none too silently either. “KAIBAAAA!!!!”

He could swear that he went blind for a few minutes, spots of white clouding up his still pleasure fogged mind as he fought and panted for breath.

“You-you’re fucking amazing.” He panted, his vision coming back to him enough to see the brunet wiping away a few drops of a familiar white liquid away from his chin with the back of his hand. The sight making him aroused all over again.

Kaiba smirked. “Glad you enjoyed it, because I don’t do that for just anyone you know.” He purred looking down at the erection between the blonde’s legs in obvious approval. “You’re quite the horny one, aren’t you?” He asked, almost laughing out loud when Jou eagerly nodded his head for him.

It was then that the CEO took the time to look around the backseat they were occupying.

It may be a limo, but it was by no means overly big, so that didn’t leave them with much space to work with. “This is going to be difficult.” He mused out loud, moving up a bit to kiss Jou’s lips.

When he pulled away, Katsuya grinned at him. “I know a way around that.” He said, making Seto sit down next to him before straddling him.

Knowing where his puppy’s train of thought was going, Kaiba smirked broadly before undoing his belt and helping Jou with getting his pants off. Kicking them away when done and moaning softly when his lover took his stiff shaft into his hand and started to stroke it teasingly.

Jou grinned, loving the effects he was having on the other teen. “Like that?” He whispered hotly into his ear.

Suddenly the whole backseat seemed so much hotter, and the tinted windows were becoming fogged.

“Yes.” Kaiba panted, squeezing his eyes shut and gasping hard with the surge of pleasure he received when Jou tightened his grip on him. “Fuck!”

Although enjoying the torment he was causing his lover a great deal, Jou decided he’d had enough and wanted in on the fun now too.

Releasing his hold on Seto’s erection and ignoring the growl of protest he received when he did, he lifted himself up a bit before guiding it to his opening and impaling himself without so much as waiting for any preparation.

Kaiba moaned loudly at the act, sweat breaking out on his forehead with how good it felt. Jou’s tight heat was addicting, and he couldn’t help but wonder how he went a full twenty-four hours without it.

Jou only needed to wait about a minute or so before he could continue, bouncing up and down and clinging tightly to his lover while he did. Whimpering and moaning Kaiba’s name.

Kaiba clutched at Jou waist tightly, drowning out his own moans, as well as Katsuya’s, when he kissed him. Wordlessly using the kiss to encourage the blonde on top of him to speed up what he was doing.

When they both came several minuted later, they swallowed each other’s screams with their mouths, panting heavily and just staying still while they clung to each other.

When Jou found the strength to, he lifted himself up enough to have Seto’s softening shaft slide out of him. Suppressing a wince, he sat down beside him before cuddling him.

“I missed you.” Kaiba admitted, kissing his the top of his golden head.

Jou snickered. “Ya saw me yesterday!” He pointed out.

Seto only shrugged. “I know, but still.” He said, hearing the blonde sigh in contentment, nuzzling his face in his chest.

‘Just like a puppy.’ Seto thought, fondly running his fingers through his blonde hair.

It was then that Jou looked up at him. “You wanna go to tha dance on Friday?” He asked out of nowhere.

Kaiba stopped what he was doing, frozen and shocked at the simple suggestion. “The dance?” He asked, and Jou nodded his head.

The dance. He’d forgotten all about it. It was the same dance he and Otogi were going to humiliate Jou at. Would it really be safe to take him there? He didn’t know if Otogi was going or not. He did know that the dice master was still rather pissed at him for dumping him, but was he bitter enough to try and ruin what he had with Jou?

Looking down into his glowing amber eyes, Seto found that he simply could not say no to him. If Otogi did show up, then it would be his word against his, and since Jou was more likely to believe him over the guy he’d accused of practically stalking him, that made it safe enough.

“Sure, why not?” He asked, looking down at his puppy fondly.

Jou almost squealed, but instead, he opted for simply glomping the blue eyed teen before him, kissing his lips hard in thanks.

“That’s great, Seto!” He cried. “Everyone will be there too! Yugi, Honda, Anzu, Ryou, it’ll be great! We’ll have so much fun!” He babbled, not really seeing the CEO pale at him until he spoke.

“Your friends will be there?” He asked, slightly mortified by the very idea.

Jou shrugged. “‘Course they’ll be there, you don’t have ta worry or nothin’, they already know about us.” He explained.

Kaiba breathed a sigh of relief. “That’s good.” He said. “The last thing I need is for them gawking at me and asking annoying questions when I get there with you on my arm.” He said, and once again, Jou only grinned, lovingly kissing his cheek before grabbing his pants and putting them back on. He’d never taken off his shirt, so that was already dealt with.

“I’d better get back now. I need ta check on my old man.” He explained, half enjoying the disappointed look on his lover’s face.

Jou leaned in to softly kiss him. “I love you.” He whispered with a smile.

Kaiba smirked. “Hn, I love you too, mutt.”

“Hey!” Jou cried in mock outrage, slapping him lightly in the back of his head before kissing him again.

“Love you, see ya tomorrow.” He said, opening the door to let himself out, waving at him and smiling brightly before shutting it.

“Yeah, tomorrow.” Kaiba said, almost dreamily as he leaned back in his seat, pulling his pants back on before reopening the tinted window, and upon yelling at the driver to turn down the radio, gave him the order to take him home.

To Be Continued................................


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