The Tabletop Experiment - Choose Ur Own Adventure

"Well now I'm definitely not turned on enough to do anything even remotely close to what they want us to do. I feel like a bird who just got its feathers plucked. There's nothing even remotely sexy about that. Was this supposed to be one of those coaxers they were talking about? If so, I'm not impressed. It's one thing to watch it happen in hentai, but actually having it happen to you by complete strangers in hospital clothes is not sexy at all!" Yugi ranted, panting angrily.

"Feel better?" Atem chuckled, not really accustomed to hearing Yugi rant.

"No. This feels really weird. Like I feel even more naked than I did before!"

"You mean to tell me you've never performed any maintenance down there?"

"I haven't really need to, no. But now I'll definitely have to, won't I? Do you have any idea how annoying this is going to be when it all grows back?"

"I'm from Egypt, Yugi. We shaved off a LOT of body hair to combat lice, so yes I have a pretty good idea."

"Wait, so you mean to tell me you're already used to this kind of thing?"

"I wouldn't say that. Usually a trusted servant assisted with that and not a perfect stranger. And normally there wasn't any wax involved!"

"Omigod, how do women even stand this??"

"Female kind is not to ever be underestimated," Atem nodded wisely.

"I think it's safe to say that our friends over here have absolutely no shame or qualms when it comes to manhandling us. If they're willing to shave us, what else do you think they're going to do if we don't comply?" Yugi asked.

"I haven't the slightest idea but I don't think they'd physically harm us...or at least not inflict serious injury. Despite them handling us very unceremoniously, I have noticed they've been rather careful with us."

"That's true, I guess, but how long would that last?"

"For their sakes, it will last as long as we are down here. If we don't cooperate, they'll have to let us go eventually."

"I hope you're right. I really want a hot shower after all of this. I feel so dirty."

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The boys have decided to be quite stubborn. Where will this lead them? Stay tuned to this story and keep an eye on this page because new sections will be added soon to "enrich" your adventure. There will be blood! There will be debauchery! And there will be wrongness on sooooooooooooo many levels. See you then and until that happens, please feel free to read through the story again and try your luck at a different fate. =D

4/23/12 Edit: It's finally here! Time to see where your choices will take you. Proceed on to Chapter 9!