The New Girl - Perfection has Landed!
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Category:
Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
21
Views:
3,614
Reviews:
55
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 15: From Bad to Worse
NEXT CHAPTER
Phantom: Hello and WELCOME to chapter 15 of this insufferable piece of imagination-lacking muffin faeces.
Kaiba: o_0 at least someone around here has…err… “imagination”.
Jou: If you could call it that… I’d prefer to say a “mental relapse”.
Malik: Imagination, relapse, whatever… they’re both insane so let’s just leave it at that.
Phantom + Lori: ^_____^
Phantom: I’d like to say a special thanks some of our reviewers, all for different reasons… Shadowed Blade, for being there right from the beginning. Jade, for giving us the encouragement to continue and being a great person to talk to on AIM xD; Yuuri-chan for making me crack the FUCK up with the shit she puts in her reviews, and I quote: “Stupid, cock-sucking bitch-whore!!! HOW DARE SHE?! I WILL STAB HER MERCILESSLY WITH A BLUNT KNIFE AND FEED HER GENITALS TO HER OWN MOTHER, THE SLUT.” Unquote. And of course, who could forget MarikIshtar77 and bakurasgirl? You guys are awesome XD *hugs to everyone* Thanks so much you guys!
Lori: Yeah… what she said.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chapter 15 - From Bad To Worse
Phantom: FUCKING SLUT! Write an introduction, already!! Lazy prep-whore! *grabs Sakura’s hand, shoves a pen in it and makes her write an intro*
Ryou: Um… it’s not like we really miss her introductions anyway, Phantom…
The building gave them an errie feeling when they stepped inside.
Otogi: Uhh that would be “eerie”. Damn. A spelling error in the first line…
"This place gives me the creeps," Yugi moaned. Yami, Cala and Caru appeared with a body of their own.
Phantom: Mmkay. That last sentence was totally irrelevant to what Yuugi said, and should have been put on a new line.
*murmurs of agreement*
Phantom: *smirks triumphantly* I love it when I’m right.
Lori: And I'd call it more of a "groan" than a moan...just to be a nitpicker.
"Be careful Yugi. I do not want you to get hurt," Yami said to him.
"Be careful Sakura. Our link does not work in here. I'm afraid Yami, Caru and I must go back into our items now."
"Okay," their darks disapeared.
Kaiba: Pfft. That might have made more sense if she said WHO was saying WHAT… and spelt “disapeared” correctly, being it “disappeared.”
Yami: Also, a mindlink between yami and hikari doesn’t just “cut out”.
Phantom: I wonder if her yamis cut out when going through a tunnel like cell phones do? O.o
The lights were dim but they headed up the stairs that wound like a circle.
Mokuba: That sentence made no sense! Kami, I could have written a better story at age five. -_-
Jou: That kid sounds more like Kaiba every day.
Honda: You know what they say. Like brother, like….uh…brother?
All: *anime fall*
Lori: HONDA!!! *glomps and whips out the giant Honda-penis* Muwahahaha...
"Hey! Look! A door!" Subaru said. The door wouldn't open. Subaru aimed her arrow at it and broke the lock.
Malik: *puts on a Barbie voice* “Like omigod! Look! A TREE! Isn’t it CUTE?!”
Lori: *humps the tree*
Chicken: *pecks Lori's bare ass*
Lori: O___o owie!
"Come on," Sakura sighed as Subaru made a muscle man pose.
"Acts more like Wheeler everyday!" Seto sighed, "Stupid mutt!" He smirked as Subaru's eyes became angry.
"HEY! HE'S NO MUTT! HE'S A GREAT GUY RICH BOY!" Subaru yelled.
Phantom: Um. Yeah. We get the picture already. No need for capitals, fuckface!
Lori: *growls* Stay the FUCK off of my bishie, bitch, before I snap your spine in half like the anorexic twig-whore you are! Argh!
"Guys! Shut it!" Sakura whispered.
"Now you're taking Wheeler's less than great insults. You're becoming the mutts puppy love." Seto smirked as he saw her reaction.
Kaiba: -.- if you’re gonna make me insult Jou, at least do it with style. And it would be “mutt’s” with an apostrophe.
Jou: O_o being insulted by Kaiba’s clone is even more humiliating than by him!
Lori: *huggles her poor Jou-Jou*
"WHY YOU-I'LL KILL YOU!" Subaru yelled as Sakura tried to hold her back.
Phantom: They’re acting like fuckin’ twelve year olds who still think the idea of sex is gross! What IS it with this bitch? o_O
Lori: She probably IS 12. -________-
Phantom: Eh… you’d think so, but she’s actually sixteen.
All: *gasp*
Phantom: I know, I know. -.-
"Calm down, this is getting us no where. We have to find Kari. Seto shame on you for egging her on! Now, come on!" Sakura let another heavy sigh escape her lips and walked ahead with Yugi along side her.
Mai: e_e nothing pisses me off more than a “Southern Belle” type girl who acts like a sickeningly polite little virgin.
Otogi: Is that because you’re the opposite?
Mai: >_> *slaps him square in the face*
Otogi: X.x ooh…..yeah… again baby….I like the pain…
Lori: Oooh...*watches and munches on popcorn*
"Mutt."
"Baka!"
"Golden Retriver."
"Money bags!"
All: -____-
Kaiba: These pitiable insults are just… insulting.
"SHUT UP!" Yugi yelled. Sakura pulled Seto up beside her. They came to a hall with plenty of doors on each side.
"How do we know which one Kari is in?" Subaru asked as the lights flickered on and off. Finally the lights stayed off.
"AH!"
"LET ME GO!"
"Sakura!" Seto yelled.
"Yugi!" Subaru screamed.
The lights flickered on with sparks. All that could be seen was Yugi's M. Puzzle on the floor by Seto's feet and a peice of Sakura's sweater.
Seto bent down and picked the puzzle and peice of cothing up.
Isis: Uh, right. That would be “piece” and “clothing”…and just for the record, if it’s so dark in there, why didn’t they bring a torch?
Lori: And a-fucking-GAIN, she's too lazy to spell out Millennium! Argh!
"Put it on."
"Why me?" Seto asked angrily.
"Because I can't hold the puzzle and my M. Bow and Arrow!" Subaru snapped.
Phantom: “MILLENNIUM” you lazy dipshit whore bitch skank!! *heaves psychotically*
Marik: Now that’s some serious venting.
"No use argueing! Let's make a truse until we get out. We have to get Sakura, Yugi and Kari out of here." Seto held out his hand.
Kaiba: *explodes into laughter* A TRUCE you mean? Picture me, Kaiba Seto, making a truce.
Phantom: Eh… you’re right, that doesn’t fit well.
"Deal." They shook on it and continued.
"Now, pick a door! Any door!" Subaru said.
"This one," Seto said pointing to the door on his left.
"I'll take this one. Oh, and here!" Subaru tossed Seto a dagger. "For protection."
"Good." Seto stepped into the door. Subaru stepped into her door.
Bakura: O_o stepped INTO? Don’t you mean “stepped THROUGH”? Dumbass…
Lori: *cracks up at the mental image of Seto-clone walking into the door*
Ow...my head...Yugi thought to himself opening his eyes and letting his vision clear.
Malik: Yet another randomly irrelevant scene change…
"Yugi, you're awake!" Kari said with a smile.
Phantom: Oh yes… I’m REAL sure she’ll be smiling when she was just abducted… *eye roll*
"Yeah, but where did I wake up?" Yugi asked looking around, "Where's Sakura?"
"That arrogant asshole took her to a different room!" Kari said angrily. Her eyes were like bombs about to go off.
"Well, let's try and get out of here."
Sakura: Hope u liked it! MWA HA HA! ME AND MY CLIFFY'S! HA HA! COFFEE! COFFE!
Phantom: Ok…if that’s your idea of a cliffhanger… and it’s “coffee”, dear.
Marik: *walks past half nekkid wearing only tight black CK jocks* That had to be the pussiest abduction scene I’ve ever read.
Phantom: *drowns in drool* @.@ so…sexy… must… masturbate…….now….
Kaiba: >.>
Lori: Ooooh...hold on baby, just let me get some more popcorn…
Chicken: O__o;;
Kaiba: I’ve got chocolate fudge cappuccino ice cream…
Phantom: *tears her eyes away from Marik* Say that again…
Kaiba: I have chocolate fudge cappuccino ice cream…
Phantom: Alright. What do you want from me?
Kaiba: *smirks* Now that all depends on how bad you want it…
Phantom: You make that sound so dirty! *drools and pounces on him* Screw the ice cream, I’ll have you instead ^_~
All: e_e *pull a giant curtain across*
Lori: Oooooh…*grabs Jou and Honda and joins in on the fun*
Ryou: Review please ^^;;
Phantom: Hello and WELCOME to chapter 15 of this insufferable piece of imagination-lacking muffin faeces.
Kaiba: o_0 at least someone around here has…err… “imagination”.
Jou: If you could call it that… I’d prefer to say a “mental relapse”.
Malik: Imagination, relapse, whatever… they’re both insane so let’s just leave it at that.
Phantom + Lori: ^_____^
Phantom: I’d like to say a special thanks some of our reviewers, all for different reasons… Shadowed Blade, for being there right from the beginning. Jade, for giving us the encouragement to continue and being a great person to talk to on AIM xD; Yuuri-chan for making me crack the FUCK up with the shit she puts in her reviews, and I quote: “Stupid, cock-sucking bitch-whore!!! HOW DARE SHE?! I WILL STAB HER MERCILESSLY WITH A BLUNT KNIFE AND FEED HER GENITALS TO HER OWN MOTHER, THE SLUT.” Unquote. And of course, who could forget MarikIshtar77 and bakurasgirl? You guys are awesome XD *hugs to everyone* Thanks so much you guys!
Lori: Yeah… what she said.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chapter 15 - From Bad To Worse
Phantom: FUCKING SLUT! Write an introduction, already!! Lazy prep-whore! *grabs Sakura’s hand, shoves a pen in it and makes her write an intro*
Ryou: Um… it’s not like we really miss her introductions anyway, Phantom…
The building gave them an errie feeling when they stepped inside.
Otogi: Uhh that would be “eerie”. Damn. A spelling error in the first line…
"This place gives me the creeps," Yugi moaned. Yami, Cala and Caru appeared with a body of their own.
Phantom: Mmkay. That last sentence was totally irrelevant to what Yuugi said, and should have been put on a new line.
*murmurs of agreement*
Phantom: *smirks triumphantly* I love it when I’m right.
Lori: And I'd call it more of a "groan" than a moan...just to be a nitpicker.
"Be careful Yugi. I do not want you to get hurt," Yami said to him.
"Be careful Sakura. Our link does not work in here. I'm afraid Yami, Caru and I must go back into our items now."
"Okay," their darks disapeared.
Kaiba: Pfft. That might have made more sense if she said WHO was saying WHAT… and spelt “disapeared” correctly, being it “disappeared.”
Yami: Also, a mindlink between yami and hikari doesn’t just “cut out”.
Phantom: I wonder if her yamis cut out when going through a tunnel like cell phones do? O.o
The lights were dim but they headed up the stairs that wound like a circle.
Mokuba: That sentence made no sense! Kami, I could have written a better story at age five. -_-
Jou: That kid sounds more like Kaiba every day.
Honda: You know what they say. Like brother, like….uh…brother?
All: *anime fall*
Lori: HONDA!!! *glomps and whips out the giant Honda-penis* Muwahahaha...
"Hey! Look! A door!" Subaru said. The door wouldn't open. Subaru aimed her arrow at it and broke the lock.
Malik: *puts on a Barbie voice* “Like omigod! Look! A TREE! Isn’t it CUTE?!”
Lori: *humps the tree*
Chicken: *pecks Lori's bare ass*
Lori: O___o owie!
"Come on," Sakura sighed as Subaru made a muscle man pose.
"Acts more like Wheeler everyday!" Seto sighed, "Stupid mutt!" He smirked as Subaru's eyes became angry.
"HEY! HE'S NO MUTT! HE'S A GREAT GUY RICH BOY!" Subaru yelled.
Phantom: Um. Yeah. We get the picture already. No need for capitals, fuckface!
Lori: *growls* Stay the FUCK off of my bishie, bitch, before I snap your spine in half like the anorexic twig-whore you are! Argh!
"Guys! Shut it!" Sakura whispered.
"Now you're taking Wheeler's less than great insults. You're becoming the mutts puppy love." Seto smirked as he saw her reaction.
Kaiba: -.- if you’re gonna make me insult Jou, at least do it with style. And it would be “mutt’s” with an apostrophe.
Jou: O_o being insulted by Kaiba’s clone is even more humiliating than by him!
Lori: *huggles her poor Jou-Jou*
"WHY YOU-I'LL KILL YOU!" Subaru yelled as Sakura tried to hold her back.
Phantom: They’re acting like fuckin’ twelve year olds who still think the idea of sex is gross! What IS it with this bitch? o_O
Lori: She probably IS 12. -________-
Phantom: Eh… you’d think so, but she’s actually sixteen.
All: *gasp*
Phantom: I know, I know. -.-
"Calm down, this is getting us no where. We have to find Kari. Seto shame on you for egging her on! Now, come on!" Sakura let another heavy sigh escape her lips and walked ahead with Yugi along side her.
Mai: e_e nothing pisses me off more than a “Southern Belle” type girl who acts like a sickeningly polite little virgin.
Otogi: Is that because you’re the opposite?
Mai: >_> *slaps him square in the face*
Otogi: X.x ooh…..yeah… again baby….I like the pain…
Lori: Oooh...*watches and munches on popcorn*
"Mutt."
"Baka!"
"Golden Retriver."
"Money bags!"
All: -____-
Kaiba: These pitiable insults are just… insulting.
"SHUT UP!" Yugi yelled. Sakura pulled Seto up beside her. They came to a hall with plenty of doors on each side.
"How do we know which one Kari is in?" Subaru asked as the lights flickered on and off. Finally the lights stayed off.
"AH!"
"LET ME GO!"
"Sakura!" Seto yelled.
"Yugi!" Subaru screamed.
The lights flickered on with sparks. All that could be seen was Yugi's M. Puzzle on the floor by Seto's feet and a peice of Sakura's sweater.
Seto bent down and picked the puzzle and peice of cothing up.
Isis: Uh, right. That would be “piece” and “clothing”…and just for the record, if it’s so dark in there, why didn’t they bring a torch?
Lori: And a-fucking-GAIN, she's too lazy to spell out Millennium! Argh!
"Put it on."
"Why me?" Seto asked angrily.
"Because I can't hold the puzzle and my M. Bow and Arrow!" Subaru snapped.
Phantom: “MILLENNIUM” you lazy dipshit whore bitch skank!! *heaves psychotically*
Marik: Now that’s some serious venting.
"No use argueing! Let's make a truse until we get out. We have to get Sakura, Yugi and Kari out of here." Seto held out his hand.
Kaiba: *explodes into laughter* A TRUCE you mean? Picture me, Kaiba Seto, making a truce.
Phantom: Eh… you’re right, that doesn’t fit well.
"Deal." They shook on it and continued.
"Now, pick a door! Any door!" Subaru said.
"This one," Seto said pointing to the door on his left.
"I'll take this one. Oh, and here!" Subaru tossed Seto a dagger. "For protection."
"Good." Seto stepped into the door. Subaru stepped into her door.
Bakura: O_o stepped INTO? Don’t you mean “stepped THROUGH”? Dumbass…
Lori: *cracks up at the mental image of Seto-clone walking into the door*
Ow...my head...Yugi thought to himself opening his eyes and letting his vision clear.
Malik: Yet another randomly irrelevant scene change…
"Yugi, you're awake!" Kari said with a smile.
Phantom: Oh yes… I’m REAL sure she’ll be smiling when she was just abducted… *eye roll*
"Yeah, but where did I wake up?" Yugi asked looking around, "Where's Sakura?"
"That arrogant asshole took her to a different room!" Kari said angrily. Her eyes were like bombs about to go off.
"Well, let's try and get out of here."
Sakura: Hope u liked it! MWA HA HA! ME AND MY CLIFFY'S! HA HA! COFFEE! COFFE!
Phantom: Ok…if that’s your idea of a cliffhanger… and it’s “coffee”, dear.
Marik: *walks past half nekkid wearing only tight black CK jocks* That had to be the pussiest abduction scene I’ve ever read.
Phantom: *drowns in drool* @.@ so…sexy… must… masturbate…….now….
Kaiba: >.>
Lori: Ooooh...hold on baby, just let me get some more popcorn…
Chicken: O__o;;
Kaiba: I’ve got chocolate fudge cappuccino ice cream…
Phantom: *tears her eyes away from Marik* Say that again…
Kaiba: I have chocolate fudge cappuccino ice cream…
Phantom: Alright. What do you want from me?
Kaiba: *smirks* Now that all depends on how bad you want it…
Phantom: You make that sound so dirty! *drools and pounces on him* Screw the ice cream, I’ll have you instead ^_~
All: e_e *pull a giant curtain across*
Lori: Oooooh…*grabs Jou and Honda and joins in on the fun*
Ryou: Review please ^^;;