Summer Time Magic
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Sometimes, It's Better Not to Ask
Summer Time Magic*
Summary: Our favorite couples have some summer fun.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh. If I did…*begins to laugh evilly*
Warning: *teh giggle*
Sometimes, it’s Best not to Ask
Yugi reached for Marik, pulling him closer and kissing him desperately, like a man just from the desert in need of water. Marik was more than happy to oblige, eyes widening as Yugi slammed him into the blanket and crawled on top of him, lips seeking purchase every where. After teasing and taunting the boy for some time, Yugi had just gotten pissed off and horny and started attacking him…not that he was complaining.
“Oh shit Yugi…” he moaned, arching up as the boy’s lips strayed lower and lower. “Baby, are you –are you gonna do what I –Aw Ra!”
He bucked into the warm wetness that was his lover’s mouth making a mental note to piss Yugi off when he was horny more often. The spike haired teen had never acted this way and he was enjoying it. He let out an uncharacteristic mewl as Yugi withdrew and licked up his swollen shaft.
“Baby…” he breathed onto the bronze pole. “Tell me what you want…”
“Ra…Ra Yugi don’t tease…I’m sorry…”
The boy’s lightly tanned fingers traced patterns across Marik’s firm torso, seeking out the contours of his abs and teasing at his belly button. “How sorry?”
“Soooo –“ Marik moaned again as Yugi began suckling him again. He reached down and fisted his hands in Yugi’s hair, begging.
“Yugi, Yugi, please –Baby come on…”
Yugi stopped and stood up on his knees, looking down at his lover. Marik wanted it that was to be sure. The Egyptian’s eyes were dilated and he was sweating, the fire giving him an ethereal glow.
“Please what? I was begging you earlier and you just kept asking me what I wanted…”
The golden haired yami reached out, sitting up on one elbow and pulled Yugi down to him, letting the boy straddle his waist. Yugi hissed as his own erection brushed against Marik’s chest. The yami grabbed him then, stroking slowly and gazing into Yugi’s eyes.
“You’re such a bitch…” he purred, Yugi’s mouth on his before he could say anything more. The smaller teen moaned through their kiss as Marik sped up a little. He broke their kiss and nuzzled Yugi’s neck, the boy giving a breathy giggle.
Yugi ran his hands over Marik’s face, stroking his hair and wanting to touch him all over. His fingers found the Egyptian’s mouth and were readily sucked on, even as Marik continued to fist him. He began to moan and rock against Marik’s body, pulling his fingers back and reaching down between them to prepare himself.
Marik wanted to howl at the moon. What had gotten into his Chibi?
“God Chibi…” he growled in his ear. “You are so fucking hot! You like that don’t you, your fingers up you?”
Yugi giggled and kissed his boyfriend, moaning again as he reached his own spot. He gave a shiver and stopped Marik’s hand on his erection. “Don’t…don’t I’m going to if you –Marik stop!” he whimpered.
“Keep it up…” Marik kissed Yugi again and again, reaching down to help drive his boyfriend’s fingers deeper in him. “Come for me Chibi!”
Yugi whined and tossed his head back, speeding his thrusts and turning slightly to see Marik’s hand aiding his own. He cried out suddenly, his face in Marik’s neck as he cried out and shot over both of them.
“Are you ready?” the yami whispered.
Yugi gave a muffled something then cried out as Marik thrust into him. He gave a throaty purr and leaned his head back, beginning to move. Marik lapped at his neck, nipping and kissing.
The Egyptian was enthralled. His Chibi looked so Ra damned gorgeous right now. So slick, pale and aboriginal. He hands dipped to the low of Yugi’s back, encouraging him to go as fast or as slow as he wanted and Yugi moaned and purred, riding him.
Marik lay back, gripping Yugi’s thighs. “Yes…Ra baby yes….”
“Mariiik…” he moaned, bearing down on him. “Mmmmph!” He grabbed his renewed erection and began pumping, Marik arching playfully under him.
“Ride it, Ride it!”
Yugi laughed, flushed and let out an animalistic yell. “YES MARIK YES!”
**
Ryou stopped as he kissed down Dartz’s sleeping body, giggling. It sounded like Yugi was having a good time…
**
Seto and Jou looked at each other as they went through ice cream on the patio. They both shook their heads and continued eating.
They didn’t have to guess, they knew.
**
Yugi bit his lip, most of his vocalizations gone except for whimpers and the occasional grunt as Marik bucked into him. He laced his fingers with the yami’s, leaning on them for support and he slammed himself down over and over, Marik mumbling curses and groaning, saying he was close.
“Do it Marik!”
“Yugi –Yugi fuck me –’
“I want you to cum!” the boy whined, tossing his head back and spreading his legs to push himself deeper.
Marik howled suddenly and Yugi stilled himself as Marik rammed up into him repeatedly, driving his seed home. The tri color haired boy gave a strangled moan and released right then, moving and spasming, calling Marik’s name.
“Marik, Marik –.”
“That’s right all over…” He milked Yugi till he was done, grinning as the boy seemed to go slack and collapse on top of him. Marik ran his hands down Yugi’s body, the boy still a glow in the dying fire’s passion.
“Mmm…you okay baby?”
He got an unintelligible reply and just smirked, tiredness catching him finally. “Baby…you gotta get out…”
“you get out…” Yugi mumbled sleepily, not caring at all that Marik was still in him.
The Egyptian turned them over and withdrew, Yugi hissing softly in pain.
“Marik…”
The Egyptian pulled him close and kissed his forehead, wrapping the other blanket around them. “if it hurts it’s your own damn fault…what do you think I am? A mechanical bull? My fuckin’ balls hurt…”
At this, the hikari giggled tiredly. “You told me to ride you…”
“Whatever…midget…”
“Shut up…” Yugi yawned. “I’ll…throw your jewelry in the pool…”
“You meanie…”
Yugi giggled again and dozed off.
****
Morning came without incident and the first people up stared at each other as they came into the kitchen.
Bakura and Dartz didn’t quite know what to make of each other , while Malik and Jou just quietly ate their pancakes. Dartz sipped his coffee and cleared his throat.
“So Bakura –.”
“Fuck this! I tried! RYOU!” he boomed, leaving the room. Dartz rubbed his messy hair and sat at the table, serving himself some cooling pancakes.
“I wonder why he doesn’t like me…”
Malik yawned and ate more. “You took him property without lifting a finger. He’s just mad.”
“Oh…” He drank more coffee then dug in.
They ate in quiet companion ship until Mokuba shuffled down stairs and leaned against Jou.
“I’m tired…”
The blond ruffled his head. “I know kid. Have some pancakes!”
Eventually everyone else showed up, though Yugi and Marik passed through the kitchen on the way to the shower, Marik mumbling about sand in places.
Bakura looked at Seto hard, eating his pancakes. Seto’s brow came together in a question and Bakura gripped his knife. Ryou giggled and everyone looked at him.
“Oh, Yami’s going to stab Seto with the butter knife if we can’t stay longer!”
Malik smiled. “I wanna see that! –Ow! Baby!”
“Eat your omelet.”
The hikari grouched, but began eating his eggs. Atemu ate some sausage then looked at Seto.
“How do we get into town?”
“A car.”
Bakura snickered and Atemu rolled his eyes. The CEO grinned and sighed. “The driver can take you. What is everyone doing today?”
Ryou pulled Dartz’s shirt. “We could go shopping…”
The aqua haired boy chuckled, wiping his mouth. “Or…we could stay here.”
The white haired boy blinked. “And do what?”
Otogi, Jou, and Bakura laughed. “Ooo Burn!” they said together, giving high fives. Dartz gave them all withering looks, but Jou still managed to laugh.
Atemu laughed, covering his mouth as Dartz shot him a look. “You can come with us if you’d like Ryou.”
Yugi hopped down stairs in a towel. “Come do what? I wanna do it too.” He leaned and took some food from Atemu’s plate, the yami gathering his Aibou in his lap.
Yugi waved over to Malik. “We should go!”
The Egyptian nodded and nudged Otogi. “Money honey?”
The raven haired boy laughed. “I guess. What’s in town Seto?”
“Places to waste money…”
Bakura grinned. “I’ll bet there are all sorts of interesting things to steal –.”
Seto elbowed him. “No stealing. You get caught I’m leaving your ass in an international jail.”
Bakura stabbed Seto in the shoulder with the butter knife. There was a moment of silence, then Seto took the knife from Bakura. “This is what happens when you aren’t properly medicated.”
Malik gave a shriek as Marik pulled his hair as he came down stairs. “Hey hikari!”
Malik swore and stabbed Marik in the butt with a knife. “You bitch! I should stab you in the pancreas!”
Yugi ate more of Yami’s food. “Do you even know where that is?” He smiled as Marik came by caressing his cheek and ate a slice of Amelda’s pancake, not caring if he minded.
“Aibou, if you’re hungry, why not get your own plate?”
“That takes too much work…” He drank Yami’s orange juice and sighed. “Marik!” He cried suddenly, fleeing to his boyfriend’s lap, giggling as he was cuddled and kissed. Marik let Yugi have his food and stole from Malik in the mean time.
“Damn Sunshine, you should eat some meat!”
Malik shoved his plate over to Marik and leaned on Otogi. “Let’s go into town! I can model thongs for you!”
Ryou began to giggle and Dartz took the sugar out of his hand and tried to take his tea away. “Dearest, I don’ think you should have any more tea with your sugar.”
“Aw…” Ryou bit Dartz’s hand and growled. “Gimme!” He took his tea back and began drinking it. Yugi was meanwhile drowning his bacon in syrup and Malik had already eaten a boat load of pancakes. However, as Bakura started to smile, it appeared that hikari’s weren’t the only ones susceptible to sugar induced behavior.
Bakura whispered in Seto ear and gave a laugh, the brunette’s eye twitching.
“You want me to what with what?!”
Jou gave a “Bwa ha” and clapped, nudging Mokuba who just looked grossed out. His cell phone gave a jingle though and he looked down at it.
“Whoa, you guys…it’s Anzu!”
“DON’T ANSWER!” Yami screamed, immediately covering his mouth.
Yugi looked at his dark, eye brow raised. “Aibou, that is not how we behave at the table!”
Marik laughed, kissing Yugi. “Good one Chibi…”
Jou pressed talk and speaker phone and set it down on the table.
“You Anzu! What’s up?”
“Hi Jou!” she shrilled. “It’s me!”
“I know! What’s up?”
“Have you seen Yami or anyone?! There’s like no body here and I’m really bo red!”
Seto was about to say something rude, but Bakura stopped him, already trying to hold back laughs.
“Ah…no, sorry…I’m sure if you ah…stood out on da corner you’d find some buddy!”
Yugi laughed into Marik’s neck and Malik got up and grabbed the phone, Ryou jumping up and following him as they went behind the counter.
“What’s that supposed to mean? What was that noise?!”
Ryou covered his mouth, then calmed himself before he did a dead on impression of Jou. “What noise? O h? Ya mean this?”
Malik moaned randomly and started saying things like “Give it to me Yami…”
“Oh my god Jou! What’s going on!”
“Um, yeah, didn’t we tell ya? We were havin’ an orgy and fo’got ta invite cha! It’s over at, uh, Honda’s!”
Everyone at the table was cracking up and then Yugi got up and went over, impersonating Yami.
“I can’t believe you aren’t here Anzu. I’ve been waiting for you.”
“REALLY YAMI?! I’LL BE OVER RIGHT AWAY!”
“Wait, wait Anzu…” Yugi turned away from the phone, giggling. He calmed down and turned back. “You should be careful…you should know who else is here…”
Malik started randomly cursing and screaming then growled into the floor. “GET ON YOUR KNEES BITCH YOUR MARIK’S BITCH NOW!”
Then Ryou tried not to laugh as he replied with a straight face. “Ohhh! Please yami Marik, hurt me! Hurt me good!”
“Oh my GOD!? Marik’s there?! What’s he doing to RYOU!?”
“Aw man Anzu, he’s totally fuckin’ him up, but that’s okay! At least Bakura hasn’t broken out the whips and chains yet –.” Ryou switched voices and talked into the phone, perfectly calm and deadly. “Who are you talking to Jou. Who said you were allowed on the phone?”
Jou got up then, going over, trying to quiet everyone down as they kept trying not to laugh. “P-please Bakura…please not not dat one –”
“Are you telling me what to do? Huh? You lily white bitch are you trying to tell me what to do?”
Malik smacked Yugi on the ass randomly, laughing as he gave a yelp. Yugi grinned, crying out. “SETO!”
Everyone cracked up then and Anzu talked into the phone, panicking. “Oh my god?! What are they doing to Yami?!”
Ryou spoke into the phone as Bakura. “No one can come to the phone now bitch and oh yeah…that blow job you gave me a while back…take some lessons honey I don’t even know how you manage to suck soda up a straw.”
They hung up and fell out laughing. Yugi went back over to Marik, giggling and biting his lip as the yami laughed right back at him, rubbing his butt where Malik hit him. Ryou sauntered back to the table and sat down, Bakura patting him on the back.
“You’re so sexy when you do that!”
Ryou hugged him. “I love you Yami!”
The thief rolled his eyes. “Seto…”
Jou couldn’t stop laughing. “I’ll bet she’s gonna go over der and find no body! Ol’ Honda’s gonna be pissed!”
Dartz and Otogi just looked at each other, shaking their heads. They sure had fallen in with a weird bunch. Malik meanwhile was smacking Amelda on the ass, the red head just staring the blond hikari.
SMACK!
“….”
SMACK!
“….”
SMACK!
“….”
“Yami, your boyfriend’s ass is broken.”
Amelda shook his head and pulled Malik around, bending him over the counter. “This is how you do it…”
SMACK!
“Uhnnnn Harder!”
Everyone laughed and Seto put his head in his hands. “Why me…”
****
*Courtesy of Home Made Kazoku
*^w^ I really liked this chapter! Go read Still!
Summary: Our favorite couples have some summer fun.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh. If I did…*begins to laugh evilly*
Warning: *teh giggle*
Sometimes, it’s Best not to Ask
Yugi reached for Marik, pulling him closer and kissing him desperately, like a man just from the desert in need of water. Marik was more than happy to oblige, eyes widening as Yugi slammed him into the blanket and crawled on top of him, lips seeking purchase every where. After teasing and taunting the boy for some time, Yugi had just gotten pissed off and horny and started attacking him…not that he was complaining.
“Oh shit Yugi…” he moaned, arching up as the boy’s lips strayed lower and lower. “Baby, are you –are you gonna do what I –Aw Ra!”
He bucked into the warm wetness that was his lover’s mouth making a mental note to piss Yugi off when he was horny more often. The spike haired teen had never acted this way and he was enjoying it. He let out an uncharacteristic mewl as Yugi withdrew and licked up his swollen shaft.
“Baby…” he breathed onto the bronze pole. “Tell me what you want…”
“Ra…Ra Yugi don’t tease…I’m sorry…”
The boy’s lightly tanned fingers traced patterns across Marik’s firm torso, seeking out the contours of his abs and teasing at his belly button. “How sorry?”
“Soooo –“ Marik moaned again as Yugi began suckling him again. He reached down and fisted his hands in Yugi’s hair, begging.
“Yugi, Yugi, please –Baby come on…”
Yugi stopped and stood up on his knees, looking down at his lover. Marik wanted it that was to be sure. The Egyptian’s eyes were dilated and he was sweating, the fire giving him an ethereal glow.
“Please what? I was begging you earlier and you just kept asking me what I wanted…”
The golden haired yami reached out, sitting up on one elbow and pulled Yugi down to him, letting the boy straddle his waist. Yugi hissed as his own erection brushed against Marik’s chest. The yami grabbed him then, stroking slowly and gazing into Yugi’s eyes.
“You’re such a bitch…” he purred, Yugi’s mouth on his before he could say anything more. The smaller teen moaned through their kiss as Marik sped up a little. He broke their kiss and nuzzled Yugi’s neck, the boy giving a breathy giggle.
Yugi ran his hands over Marik’s face, stroking his hair and wanting to touch him all over. His fingers found the Egyptian’s mouth and were readily sucked on, even as Marik continued to fist him. He began to moan and rock against Marik’s body, pulling his fingers back and reaching down between them to prepare himself.
Marik wanted to howl at the moon. What had gotten into his Chibi?
“God Chibi…” he growled in his ear. “You are so fucking hot! You like that don’t you, your fingers up you?”
Yugi giggled and kissed his boyfriend, moaning again as he reached his own spot. He gave a shiver and stopped Marik’s hand on his erection. “Don’t…don’t I’m going to if you –Marik stop!” he whimpered.
“Keep it up…” Marik kissed Yugi again and again, reaching down to help drive his boyfriend’s fingers deeper in him. “Come for me Chibi!”
Yugi whined and tossed his head back, speeding his thrusts and turning slightly to see Marik’s hand aiding his own. He cried out suddenly, his face in Marik’s neck as he cried out and shot over both of them.
“Are you ready?” the yami whispered.
Yugi gave a muffled something then cried out as Marik thrust into him. He gave a throaty purr and leaned his head back, beginning to move. Marik lapped at his neck, nipping and kissing.
The Egyptian was enthralled. His Chibi looked so Ra damned gorgeous right now. So slick, pale and aboriginal. He hands dipped to the low of Yugi’s back, encouraging him to go as fast or as slow as he wanted and Yugi moaned and purred, riding him.
Marik lay back, gripping Yugi’s thighs. “Yes…Ra baby yes….”
“Mariiik…” he moaned, bearing down on him. “Mmmmph!” He grabbed his renewed erection and began pumping, Marik arching playfully under him.
“Ride it, Ride it!”
Yugi laughed, flushed and let out an animalistic yell. “YES MARIK YES!”
**
Ryou stopped as he kissed down Dartz’s sleeping body, giggling. It sounded like Yugi was having a good time…
**
Seto and Jou looked at each other as they went through ice cream on the patio. They both shook their heads and continued eating.
They didn’t have to guess, they knew.
**
Yugi bit his lip, most of his vocalizations gone except for whimpers and the occasional grunt as Marik bucked into him. He laced his fingers with the yami’s, leaning on them for support and he slammed himself down over and over, Marik mumbling curses and groaning, saying he was close.
“Do it Marik!”
“Yugi –Yugi fuck me –’
“I want you to cum!” the boy whined, tossing his head back and spreading his legs to push himself deeper.
Marik howled suddenly and Yugi stilled himself as Marik rammed up into him repeatedly, driving his seed home. The tri color haired boy gave a strangled moan and released right then, moving and spasming, calling Marik’s name.
“Marik, Marik –.”
“That’s right all over…” He milked Yugi till he was done, grinning as the boy seemed to go slack and collapse on top of him. Marik ran his hands down Yugi’s body, the boy still a glow in the dying fire’s passion.
“Mmm…you okay baby?”
He got an unintelligible reply and just smirked, tiredness catching him finally. “Baby…you gotta get out…”
“you get out…” Yugi mumbled sleepily, not caring at all that Marik was still in him.
The Egyptian turned them over and withdrew, Yugi hissing softly in pain.
“Marik…”
The Egyptian pulled him close and kissed his forehead, wrapping the other blanket around them. “if it hurts it’s your own damn fault…what do you think I am? A mechanical bull? My fuckin’ balls hurt…”
At this, the hikari giggled tiredly. “You told me to ride you…”
“Whatever…midget…”
“Shut up…” Yugi yawned. “I’ll…throw your jewelry in the pool…”
“You meanie…”
Yugi giggled again and dozed off.
****
Morning came without incident and the first people up stared at each other as they came into the kitchen.
Bakura and Dartz didn’t quite know what to make of each other , while Malik and Jou just quietly ate their pancakes. Dartz sipped his coffee and cleared his throat.
“So Bakura –.”
“Fuck this! I tried! RYOU!” he boomed, leaving the room. Dartz rubbed his messy hair and sat at the table, serving himself some cooling pancakes.
“I wonder why he doesn’t like me…”
Malik yawned and ate more. “You took him property without lifting a finger. He’s just mad.”
“Oh…” He drank more coffee then dug in.
They ate in quiet companion ship until Mokuba shuffled down stairs and leaned against Jou.
“I’m tired…”
The blond ruffled his head. “I know kid. Have some pancakes!”
Eventually everyone else showed up, though Yugi and Marik passed through the kitchen on the way to the shower, Marik mumbling about sand in places.
Bakura looked at Seto hard, eating his pancakes. Seto’s brow came together in a question and Bakura gripped his knife. Ryou giggled and everyone looked at him.
“Oh, Yami’s going to stab Seto with the butter knife if we can’t stay longer!”
Malik smiled. “I wanna see that! –Ow! Baby!”
“Eat your omelet.”
The hikari grouched, but began eating his eggs. Atemu ate some sausage then looked at Seto.
“How do we get into town?”
“A car.”
Bakura snickered and Atemu rolled his eyes. The CEO grinned and sighed. “The driver can take you. What is everyone doing today?”
Ryou pulled Dartz’s shirt. “We could go shopping…”
The aqua haired boy chuckled, wiping his mouth. “Or…we could stay here.”
The white haired boy blinked. “And do what?”
Otogi, Jou, and Bakura laughed. “Ooo Burn!” they said together, giving high fives. Dartz gave them all withering looks, but Jou still managed to laugh.
Atemu laughed, covering his mouth as Dartz shot him a look. “You can come with us if you’d like Ryou.”
Yugi hopped down stairs in a towel. “Come do what? I wanna do it too.” He leaned and took some food from Atemu’s plate, the yami gathering his Aibou in his lap.
Yugi waved over to Malik. “We should go!”
The Egyptian nodded and nudged Otogi. “Money honey?”
The raven haired boy laughed. “I guess. What’s in town Seto?”
“Places to waste money…”
Bakura grinned. “I’ll bet there are all sorts of interesting things to steal –.”
Seto elbowed him. “No stealing. You get caught I’m leaving your ass in an international jail.”
Bakura stabbed Seto in the shoulder with the butter knife. There was a moment of silence, then Seto took the knife from Bakura. “This is what happens when you aren’t properly medicated.”
Malik gave a shriek as Marik pulled his hair as he came down stairs. “Hey hikari!”
Malik swore and stabbed Marik in the butt with a knife. “You bitch! I should stab you in the pancreas!”
Yugi ate more of Yami’s food. “Do you even know where that is?” He smiled as Marik came by caressing his cheek and ate a slice of Amelda’s pancake, not caring if he minded.
“Aibou, if you’re hungry, why not get your own plate?”
“That takes too much work…” He drank Yami’s orange juice and sighed. “Marik!” He cried suddenly, fleeing to his boyfriend’s lap, giggling as he was cuddled and kissed. Marik let Yugi have his food and stole from Malik in the mean time.
“Damn Sunshine, you should eat some meat!”
Malik shoved his plate over to Marik and leaned on Otogi. “Let’s go into town! I can model thongs for you!”
Ryou began to giggle and Dartz took the sugar out of his hand and tried to take his tea away. “Dearest, I don’ think you should have any more tea with your sugar.”
“Aw…” Ryou bit Dartz’s hand and growled. “Gimme!” He took his tea back and began drinking it. Yugi was meanwhile drowning his bacon in syrup and Malik had already eaten a boat load of pancakes. However, as Bakura started to smile, it appeared that hikari’s weren’t the only ones susceptible to sugar induced behavior.
Bakura whispered in Seto ear and gave a laugh, the brunette’s eye twitching.
“You want me to what with what?!”
Jou gave a “Bwa ha” and clapped, nudging Mokuba who just looked grossed out. His cell phone gave a jingle though and he looked down at it.
“Whoa, you guys…it’s Anzu!”
“DON’T ANSWER!” Yami screamed, immediately covering his mouth.
Yugi looked at his dark, eye brow raised. “Aibou, that is not how we behave at the table!”
Marik laughed, kissing Yugi. “Good one Chibi…”
Jou pressed talk and speaker phone and set it down on the table.
“You Anzu! What’s up?”
“Hi Jou!” she shrilled. “It’s me!”
“I know! What’s up?”
“Have you seen Yami or anyone?! There’s like no body here and I’m really bo red!”
Seto was about to say something rude, but Bakura stopped him, already trying to hold back laughs.
“Ah…no, sorry…I’m sure if you ah…stood out on da corner you’d find some buddy!”
Yugi laughed into Marik’s neck and Malik got up and grabbed the phone, Ryou jumping up and following him as they went behind the counter.
“What’s that supposed to mean? What was that noise?!”
Ryou covered his mouth, then calmed himself before he did a dead on impression of Jou. “What noise? O h? Ya mean this?”
Malik moaned randomly and started saying things like “Give it to me Yami…”
“Oh my god Jou! What’s going on!”
“Um, yeah, didn’t we tell ya? We were havin’ an orgy and fo’got ta invite cha! It’s over at, uh, Honda’s!”
Everyone at the table was cracking up and then Yugi got up and went over, impersonating Yami.
“I can’t believe you aren’t here Anzu. I’ve been waiting for you.”
“REALLY YAMI?! I’LL BE OVER RIGHT AWAY!”
“Wait, wait Anzu…” Yugi turned away from the phone, giggling. He calmed down and turned back. “You should be careful…you should know who else is here…”
Malik started randomly cursing and screaming then growled into the floor. “GET ON YOUR KNEES BITCH YOUR MARIK’S BITCH NOW!”
Then Ryou tried not to laugh as he replied with a straight face. “Ohhh! Please yami Marik, hurt me! Hurt me good!”
“Oh my GOD!? Marik’s there?! What’s he doing to RYOU!?”
“Aw man Anzu, he’s totally fuckin’ him up, but that’s okay! At least Bakura hasn’t broken out the whips and chains yet –.” Ryou switched voices and talked into the phone, perfectly calm and deadly. “Who are you talking to Jou. Who said you were allowed on the phone?”
Jou got up then, going over, trying to quiet everyone down as they kept trying not to laugh. “P-please Bakura…please not not dat one –”
“Are you telling me what to do? Huh? You lily white bitch are you trying to tell me what to do?”
Malik smacked Yugi on the ass randomly, laughing as he gave a yelp. Yugi grinned, crying out. “SETO!”
Everyone cracked up then and Anzu talked into the phone, panicking. “Oh my god?! What are they doing to Yami?!”
Ryou spoke into the phone as Bakura. “No one can come to the phone now bitch and oh yeah…that blow job you gave me a while back…take some lessons honey I don’t even know how you manage to suck soda up a straw.”
They hung up and fell out laughing. Yugi went back over to Marik, giggling and biting his lip as the yami laughed right back at him, rubbing his butt where Malik hit him. Ryou sauntered back to the table and sat down, Bakura patting him on the back.
“You’re so sexy when you do that!”
Ryou hugged him. “I love you Yami!”
The thief rolled his eyes. “Seto…”
Jou couldn’t stop laughing. “I’ll bet she’s gonna go over der and find no body! Ol’ Honda’s gonna be pissed!”
Dartz and Otogi just looked at each other, shaking their heads. They sure had fallen in with a weird bunch. Malik meanwhile was smacking Amelda on the ass, the red head just staring the blond hikari.
SMACK!
“….”
SMACK!
“….”
SMACK!
“….”
“Yami, your boyfriend’s ass is broken.”
Amelda shook his head and pulled Malik around, bending him over the counter. “This is how you do it…”
SMACK!
“Uhnnnn Harder!”
Everyone laughed and Seto put his head in his hands. “Why me…”
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*Courtesy of Home Made Kazoku
*^w^ I really liked this chapter! Go read Still!