The New Girl - Perfection has Landed!

Chapter 13 - Kari Taken

Phantom: *does a happy dance* NO LAME INTRODUCTION THIS TIME!!!

Malik: w00t!

Kaiba: I wouldn’t celebrate too soon.

Phantom: We won’t, but this chapter is short (thank the Gods above) so I think we may make it alive through this one.

Lori: By the way...whoever has been reading this and reviewed the original "The New Girl", supporting our MST....Thank you, dearest!!!! You're awesome!

Marik: *unsheathes daggers* Shall we?

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Sakura held tightly onto the small bear Seto won playing the shooting the targets game. (A/N: Do not know what is was called) She much preferred the small tokens of affection rarther than the big ones.

Ryou: Ugh… again with the author’s notes in the middle of the story. Why not just put a * up there instead? So much easier, and it looks better…

Mai: Ryou, marry me. Also, “rarther” should be “rather”.

Phantom: It’s like this girl is taking a blind stab in the dark with her spelling and grammar…

Bakura: Ooooh… blind stab in the dark…that would make a nice title for something…

As she lay on the bed, she pondered about what Aroga's next move would be and if he was suffering as much as she had?

Kaiba: Uh… why is that a question?

Lori: IT’S A FUCKING MIRACLE!! She used an apostrophe! Can you believe this shit?!

Chicken: o_O *pecks de boobies*

Lori: ^___^;; *huggles Chicken* I wuvs you!

'Serves him right! Maybe he's suffering more?' Sakura thought.

'Sakura! Do not think that way!' Cala scolded angrily.

Phantom: *eye twitches* I thought yamis were supposed to be evil…

Yami: *whistles innocently*

'How cute!' Caru said about the bear Sakura held trying to change the subject. Did you win it?

Kaiba: Ugh. When someone starts speaking again you have to put in speech marks, bozo.

Lori: Otherwise it just blends in with the rest of the fic....dumbass writer. *grumbles*

'No,' Sakura turned a light shade of pink, 'Seto did.'

'Awe. I see. You two seem to be getting along quite well. I'm glad for you.' Cala hugged her hikari for a second and let go.

'Thanks. I'm really tired, it's like 3 am. I should get some sleep.'

Phantom: “It’s like, totally, like, three, like, a, like, m!” -___-

'Good night Sakura. Sleep well.' Cala and Caru said.

Seto continued to sign papers as he thought of Sakura. 'Why do I keep thinking of her?' He set another booklet of contracts to one side and pulled another one from his left. 'God! Her eyes are beautiful! Damn! There I go again! I've got to get some of this done!' Seto picked up the pen and signed the top sheet with his last name. 'Wonder what Sakura's thinking. Damn! Did it again!' Seto set the pen down and rubbed his sore hand. 'Always too much paper work.' He picked up the pen yet again and signed yet another sheet of paper. 'That's it! Can't take it anymore! OW! Hand cramp!' Seto got up and left his stuffy office.

Kaiba: -______________________________________________________-

Phantom: Damn, that’s a long face… But I see your point -_-;;

Lori: *huggles Kaiba in support....and grabs at the ass*

Phantom: >_> *hiss* BE GONE, EVIL CO-AUTHORESS!! *snaps fingers*

Lori: O.O *is suddenly naked sitting on top of Jou, who is also naked and tied to the bed posts*

Jou: …I’m about to get the raping of my life, aren’t I?

Sakura tried to sleep but couldn't shake the feeling that something was going to go wrong tonight. Sakura got dressed in red flare pants and the black chemise sweater she wore earlier. She placed the M. Cross Bow around her neck and pulled her hair into a tight bun. She sat on her bed and sighed.

Otogi: Still too lazy to type in “Millennium”?

Isis: I’m assuming so… and the fact that she gets “feelings” all the time, makes her seem like she also has the power of the Sennen Tauk -_-;

Seto paced his room trying to shake off the feeling that something bad was going to happen. 'I wonder what this feeling is? I hope nothing happens.' Seto went to keep an I on Sakura.

All: *eye roll*

Malik: Like THAT wasn't predicted.

Kaiba: To keep an “I” on Sakura…? Please. It’s “eye”, just for the fucking record.

Lori: *sticks a sticky note on Sakura's head with the letter 'I' on it* There.

Phantom: *gets out a thick black vivid marker and draws a giant “L” on Sakura’s forehead* Much better.

"Hey Seto. You got the same feeling I do?" Sakura asked staring at him. Her emrald green eyes were filled with worry.

Mai: *faints* X_x

Otogi: *catches her* o_0 maybe we should take her outa this fic… she seems to be obsessed by the fact that this retard can’t spell “emerald” properly XD

"Yeah. Too bad Motou stayed here. But Kari-"

"AHHH!"

"That came from Kari's room!" Sakura yelled. Seto and Sakura rushed to her room. They rushed in and saw her room in shambles. Yugi joined them.

Jounouchi: Who didn’t see THAT coming? -_-

"I...heard...Kari...scream..." Yugi panted and said between breaths.

Kari woke up chained to a wall. 'Where am I?' She thought looking around.

Malik: Okay now THAT was a random scene change 0_o

Phantom: And a really lame one at that -_- By, if I could train my chicken to karate chop that bitch’s eyes out she’d be well and truely blind by now!

"You're with me." A voice replied.

Sakura: How was that? Well review if u want. Luv ya. Ja ne. Sakura.

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Lori: *mock prep voice* Like, Luv ya Phantom!!!!! Ahem...-___-

Phantom: *struts out dressed in prep clothes and strikes a pose* I know, right? *giggles*

All: O.O

Kaiba: I think I liked you BEFORE you became an A&F prep-whore wannabe cheerleader slut.

Phantom: You know what they say… “Cheerleaders suck, that’s how they make the team”. *throws off prep clothes and goes back to her normal self, proceeding to have a seizure in the process*

Lori: Uh, right……Please don’t do that again.

Phantom: You need not worry, my dear. I would like to thank all my faithful reviewers, too ^__^ you guys totally rock our socks off, and make this remorseless piece of jackass shit worth doing! *throws pocky, botan rice candy and yaoi doujinshis to all readers and reviewers*