Sleepover

Hikari Loes: Our vacation is almost over... *cries*
*sob* ''I HATE school!'' *sob*
Hikari Loes: But you love yaoi, right?
''Of course!'' ^_^
Hikari Loes: And you love lemons, right?
''No really?! Kami knows it, you know it, the people in Japan know it!''
Hikari Loes: Urg, whatever, just update and everything will be fine.
''IF we get 5 positive reviews again. I'm not sure if we'll succeed...''
Hikari Loes: OF COURSE WE WILL! *grin*
''You are to over-confident, ah well. Crazy people are on this planet too...''
Hikari Loes: *sweatdrop* You are crazy.
''I know.''
Hikari Loes: =___=
''Well, I've got work to do, so get lost!''
Hikari Loes: *gets lost*
''Shit, now I can't find her anymore... Whatever.''


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The next morning:
''Ohayou!'' Yugi said happily.
Yami just groaned, he hated Yugi's happiness in the morning.
Pagasus was busy trying to get a breakfast from his servants.
Malik was jumping on a still sleeping Marik.
Bakura was snoring and Ryou was watching him.
Seto and Joey were still sleeping, naked, on the mattress, in each others arms.
''Hey guys, look at Kaiba and Joey!'' Malik screamed wicked.
''WTF?! I thought those guys hated each other???'' Yami said, shocked.
''Apparently not...'' Yugi said, looking to the naked bodies in front of his innocent eyes.
''CAN I JOIN THEM?!'' Malik asked, drooling.
''I don't think so, no more orgies!'' Pegasus said, carrying breakfast and wine.
''No fair...'' Malik pouted.
''Wake everyone up, and we can eat.'' Pagasus replied.
Malik grinned and walked over to his still sleeping yami.
''Rise and shine, honey...'' He whispered, still grinning like an idiot.
''Come on... It's morning!'' He said, louder.
''GET YOU LAZY ASS OVER HERE AND EAT BREAKFAST, STUPID YAMI OF MINE!!!'' He yelled.
It woke Bakura, but Marik kept sleeping.
Malik was getting pissed.
''Let me handle it.'' Bakura said, quickly understanding their problem.
He walked over to Marik and whispered: ''Naked little boys.''
''WHAT?! WERE?!'' Came the voices of Marik and Pegasus.
Bakura sweat dropped.
''Nowhere, but now your awake.'' Bakura said.
''Joey and Seto are still asleep, let's wake them.'' Yugi said, blushing.
''That's simple.'' Malik said.
''Watch: JOEY, FOOD!''
Joey woke up.
''Food?...'' Was his dry reply.
''Yes, breakfast. But first, can you put on some clothes and wake Seto up?'' Yami said, covering Yugi's eyes with his hands.
''Nani?! Um, uh, I mean, um, sure.'' Joey said, dazedly.
''Seto, wake up, sleepyhead.'' He whispered to his new koi.
''Hmmm...'' Was the response.
''We have breakfast.'' Joey tried.
''Hmmm...''
''I'm naked.''
''Hmmm...'' Still no good response.
''You're naked.''
''Hmmm...''
''I'm horny.''
''HMMM...''
''And they're watching us.''
''HmNANI?!'' Finally Seto awoke.
He jumped up, looked at everyone, looked at his naked body, and screamed.
''NOOOOOOO!!!''
''Dun worry Kaiba, it's not that small.'' Malik said, grinning madly.
''MALIK!'' Yami warned.
Seto grabbed a blanket and covered himself with it.
''God dammit Joey! Why?!''
''Cuz we have breakfast.'' Joey explained.
''Ow, well then: Let's eat!'' Seto said, knowing how important food was for his lover.


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''There's only one more chapter, but it has a lousy ending...''
Hikari Loes: ALL your fanfics have a lousy ending. Wait, the most don't even have a ending.
''GRRR! They do!''
Hikari Loes: Fine, they do. Happy now?
*nods* ''Oh and Ohayou = (good) Morning.
Hikari Loes: But you have to admit, it does have a crappy ending.
''Maybe I can change it.''
Hikari Loes: Or maybe you should quit.
''Or maybe I should kill you!'' >.<
Hikari Loes: Or maybe I should run for my precious life! *runs for her precious life*
''Perfect, or like we say in Holland: Opgeruimd staat netjes!''
Hikari Loes: *runs back* They don't understand that, you realize that, don't you?
''Yes. NOW RUN!''
Hikari Loes: *runs for her precious life, again*