The Diary Of Seto Kaiba Fucking Me Senseless

Backrubs and Plans

Time for another update. That is all that needs to be said from Fantasy.
Okay I read my story over and man do I have a LOT of spelling errors. I will try my best to work on that my lovely reviewers. Well here we go.

Well here we are. Another day at the Mai place. 2 more days and back to reality. So I‘m sure you want to know what happene tho those last two days at Mai‘s.


Time: 9:00pm
Date: Tuesday, March 17, 2004
Place: Duh Mai’s Place

“Aww shit! That‘s what I‘m talking about…GOD!”
“I knew you would like this…”
“Right there right there right there right there AHHHH!”
“Ah…there we go…JUsT about done…”
“Shit where did you learn this?”
“Spare time.”
“Damn I need to start doing things like this for my spare time!”
“See I knew you would enjoy this!” You wouldn’t believe it if your read it, Rina is giving Tristan a back massage. I told them to get the hell over themselves and fuck Rina’s past. Tristan seemed to half way accept it but Rina did.
Anyways.
Tristan came back into the house after moving something for Mai and Rina noticed something was wrong with him…waet met me show you trust me its not that long.
Rina watched as Duke, Yami, and Tristan moved a table.
“A little to the left.”
“Nah a little to the right.”
“Wait put it in the center.” Everyone could only laugh at Mai as she tortured the boys. Finally to Mai‘s likeness they dropped the table and fell out.
“Thank you boys. You where plenty of help.” Only grumbles could be heard from the boys. When they stood up all there where met with extreme pain.
“Damn! My neck!”
“My back!”
“Shit my head!!” Rina shook her head and walked back into the house. Joey smirked and walked over to Tristan.
“Tristan your back hurts right?”
“Hell yeah it does!”
“Well I know som tha that could help you.” Joey laughed at Tristan‘s face when he said that.
“Really Joey! Who is she or he?”

Well you get the idea.
After a bit of talking and understanding and shouts and petty comments the both sorted out their problems and are sorta kinda cool now. Hell they have ta be or else.
Yeah like I got some type of authority.
Right now Tristan is slipping on his shirt and I see a glint come from Rina’s eyes. Can there possibly be lust in those eyes? Couldn’t be….Naw, no way, she wouldn’t possibly want to fuck him after he spilled ALL of her secrets…at lets the ones he knows.
“Um, thank you Rina. You helped me out a lot.” I sat their with my legs crossed watching the two. This was interesting.
“Yeah, your welcome. After all it was the least I could do after splitting your lip, blackening you eye and ruining your clothes with your blood.” Rina was an ass, she really was. I saw Tristan’s nervous smile turn into a grin.
“Yeah, whenever you need something, I guess you can just ask me.” Hmm, why did that sound so damn erotic to me? Damn I need to get laid in the next 48 hours. I turned my attention back to Rina and saw her stand up. She was wearing a midriff white t with skin tight white pants. She was staring into Tristan’s eyes and sizing her body up with his at an angle.
“Trust me Tristan you will be getting a call from me soon.” The hell was that?!? Is it me or is Rina flirting with her enemy of like 2 hours ago. Damn I must be losing my mind! But I can’t blame her, T. does seem like a good fuck, plus Rina has tried him before so… she’s probably horny and wants some more of that. Understandable.
“I‘ll be looking forward to it.” Okay that’s it for me! Lets go down stairs.
“Okay you two you can stop before you fuck right here on the floor in front of me. Shoo, down the stairs you go!”
“Joey whatever do you meaRinaRina trying to feign innocence. That was worth a snort. Which I gave.
I gave Tristan a shake of the head and a pat on the back. I knew Tristan was bi. He was completely in love with my sister at one time. Plus I’m pretty sure something happened while the both of them where in love with each other.
“Do my eyes deceive me or is Tristan and Rina actually getting along.” I laughed at Jun’s remark. Its funny at first I didn’t like the bitch, and yet she knows my sexiest secret, now Jun is the homie. Everybody pretty much gets along with her. Plus her being Seto’s ‘date’ means Seto gets along with her too.
“Yeah and their just about ready to…” I couldn’t finish the statement because Rina was after me with a knife. She was making a sandwich and cutting it and my dumb assed decided to make a comment.
“Crazy bitch!” I yelled in heaps of laughter as Rina held me down easing the knife to my face. I swear we looked like one of those movies where the two fighting tried their best to keep the knife or whatever from lowering. Yeah right now I was the person who was fighting Rina not to lower the knife on my face. I mean c’mon its my face, how could Seto fuck me with a big scar across my face?
If your thinking…from the back, fuck you.
After about 1 minute Tea took Rina off me and I glared at everyone laughing. They don’t know Rina’s crazy ass she just might have cut me.
“Well I‘m bored now.” I sat back on the loveseat looking around the room. Everyone was in there waiting for something else to take place.
It was 10:ooopm we needed something to do.
“A game?”
“Naw, I don‘t feel like it right now.” I mean really games do get boring after a while.
“Dancing?”
“Not feeling very active.” Tristan was the one who replied to that, but while he replied he had his eyes on Rina the whole time….hmmm..
“Okay so right now where nothing but bored.” Everyone just nodded, oh this was great.
“Well there ain‘t nothing else at do but go to bed. So, good-nite everybody.” Everyone waved and got up getting ready for bed. But what I didn’t expect to see was Tea walk over to Jun and offer her hand out to help her up. But, it didn’t end there when Tea helped Jun up they began to walk in the direction of Jun’s room.


Time: 8:00am
Date: March, 18, 2004
Place: Mai’s

Well I couldn’t go to sleep since by bedroom was right by Tea’s and Jun‘s. I’m telling you I didn’t know girls could get that damn loud! I will be sure to embarrass them later. Well when I slouched myself out to the living room I saw Yami and Rina sitting there just talking.
“Cheerio.” I winced at the good morning and flicked Yami off. He chuckled, you aren’t suppose to laugh when someone says fuck you.
“You already have remember.” I couldn’t help but grin at that. Yami was good, point blank. I wondered if he told Yugi that.
“Well, well, well I wouldn‘t expect for you two to cheat.” Yami raised an eyebrow and looked at Rina.
“Yugi knows, you didn‘t know this Joey, but Yugi was the one who mentioned it.” I almost dropped my soda. Fuck anyone who said soda isn’t a great drink for breakfast. Its perfect. But, I didn’t know our short wild haired friend was so damn freaky.
“Are you serious? You mean tell me that Yugi was the one who mentioned the seduce me part.” Yami only nodded. Wow, I’m really going to have to talk to Yugi later, see if he has a night free.
“Keep your dick away from Yugi, Joey.” I looked back at Yami and tried to feign innocence. Damn it didn’t work.
“What would make you think I would want to do something like that to Yugi?” Yami smirked and threw an imitation apple at me.
“That‘s like saying what wouldn‘t make Tristan fuck Rina.”
“Again I may add.”
“Yes again.” Yami and I had to dodge all types of fruit. Mai walked in getting straight pelted.
“What the fuck is wrong y‘all! Rina stop throwiy shy shit!” Mai took the bowl away from Rina who snarled at Mai.
“Yami, Joey shut the fuck up, she has stop throwing things at y‘all.” Yami and I opened our eyes and she had indeed stop. We both jumped up.
“We knew she did…we uh, just wanted to…”
“Make you laugh is all.”
“Yeah exactly!” Mai narrowed her eyes and shook her head. I think I heard her mutter idiot boys. Was it me or did Mai not seem as chipper as she usually did?
“Mai what‘s wrong?” Mai shook her head and pulled out the eggs, bacon, pancake mix, and waffle mix. Yami walked over to her and Rina stood beside her.
“Nothing, nothing is wrong.” She tried to put the sugar back in her voice. That shit wasn’t happening. Yami made her put down the ingredients to the food. He turned her face toward him. We all saw a tear.
“Mai, what‘s wrong?” She shook her head, damn sas sas stubborn.
“Who hurt you Mai?” Rina knew how to be an actress man I’m telling you. First she was a manic now her sweet voice just turned straight on.
“I just got the news back, my boyfriend is cheating on me.” See Mai has been going with this billion dollar making man. Now he is everything like Seto, debonair, sexy, handsome, rich, a bastard, but one thing, Seto doesn’t cheat and he cares about his friends. No matter how much he denies it or tries to hide it we all know he cares.
“Mai fuck him.” I smiled, Rina was trying to comfort Mai, how cute.
“I already have.” She snd.
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“Not literally, girl, we will get him. Trust me.” Damn, Rina had an idea. This was going to be straight wild. Yami brought Mai’s face to his and leaned down giving her a passionate kiss. See if you didn’t know by now, all of us, are a freaky, fucking, group of friends. We help solve each others problems by fucking, talking, or taking your mind off of it, even if it is a simple kiss. Mai circled her arms around Yami pouring her heart into it. After about 6 minutes they broke apart and looked into each others eyes. Mai nodded and sniffed.
“Thank you.” She smiled and turned back to start cooking. I looked at Yami and gave him a kiss on the neck sucking gently. After about 2 moans I let go.
“What such good friends we are.” Rina smiled her eyes glinting mischievously. I looked back at Yami and his eyes where a blazing. I smirked.
“Um, I have to go right now….be back…” Yami walked off quickly. Well I hope Yugi is up for a morning fuck.
“Joey, I have a job for you.” I looked back at Rina who was just a inch away from rubbing her hands together and throwing her head back to let out an evil laughter.

That is the end.
I know it wasn’t much but trust me
The next chapter will be explosive.
I PROMISE. Now on to responses to my reviewers. Oh and sorry I didn’t update this like Friday or Saturday. Been hella busy.

Kat:
I’m glad your happy I’m back! I’m happy I’m back too!
Of course I wouldn’t do that to y’all. Leave you hanging on a string like that. Trust me that will never happen again. Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Review please!

Deb:
SOOOOO glad you like my story. Believe me if you didn’t like it I don’t know what I would do. You make my story happen. Damn is it me or was that line just deep? Well anywho, hope you enjoyed this chapter and do review.

Setosprincess:
Yes people often do tell me I’m evil. -evil laughter-
Well if you like all of the plan Rina and Joey come up with I’m really sure your gonna love the one Rina comes up with next time. Once again: hope you enjoyed this chapter and review please!

Nomalaz:
::HUGS BACK::
No, I’m sorry I haven’t been a good author. I should have been done with this story by now with very satisfied reviewers. Me too, there has been soooo much confusion, frustrating, happy things going on in my life its straight O.C (Outta Control).
Yes I was thinking bout Rina and Tristan doing something…sorry but Bakura might not be involved…but something will happen. -smirks evilly-
I’m very pleased you don’t care how many chapters, shows how much you love this story and that really does count. Well repeating myself for the third time: Hoped you enjoyed my chapter and please review.
PS: I took you up on that Jun/Tea thing. It worked out in the end.

Well to my new reviewers and my old ones LOVE YA AND DO REVIEW, RATE , DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL EXPRESSES YOUR LOVE FOR THIS STORY!!! WHY in the hell was that in caps? -rolls eyes-

PEACE ALL!!