To Kill A Kaiba

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"Get the hell out of my car!", Yuuji sneers, his voice dripping venom.
Jounouchi smirks, his eyes portraying amusement. He then proceeds to
lean back more comfortably in the passenger seat. "Naw, I kinda like
the leatha interior, I think I'll hang out a bit."

"Never pictured you as a stalker…" Yuuji growls, sitting up alert in
his seat.

"Well I nevah pictured ya as a cowardly son of a bitch…" Jou stops
abruptly and then said, "On, second thought, yea I totally fucking did!"

"You got three gah-damn seconds to get out of my car…" Yuuji grates
out, knuckles white as it grips the steering wheel. His eyes slightly
widen in surprise as he hears the passenger door pop open.

Jounouch jumps out of the car with a grin, "Ok, I'm leavin' but jus so
ya know…" He turns towards the dirt road, "I'm takin' Seto with me…He
went dis way, right?" He points to the exact direction that the brunet
was last seen walking...

In a vicious haste, Yuuji swings open the car door and stumbles out.
"You keep your filthy fucking hands off of Toto-kun!"

"Shit man, get a new nickname for mah angel will ya?" Jounouchi
feigning annoyance, "Does he really look like dat black dog from da
Wizard of Oz? Last time, I checked he was a brunet…"

"I don't give a rat's ass what you think!" Yuuji said, pacing in
random directions, "You just don't want to accept the gah-damn truth
that he wants to be with me! Someone who knows what he needs!"

Jou scoffs at the longer haired blonde and replies, "Oh, I KNOW what
he needs…and it ain't you…you manipulatin' asshole! Da only reason why
he's even on dis mistake of a date is because you thought it was cute
to confuse him by snitchin' like da snivelin' bitch you are!"

Yuuji laughs harshly as he retorts, "Snitching? I was only merely
telling the truth of the ghetto company he keeps…"

"Ya know for someone with half a tongue, ya sure do have a lot of damn
mouth…" Jou smirks with a knowing expression.

Yuuji freezes as he instantly realizes what the blonde was referring to…

"Yea, dat sushi was quite da gourmet dish", Jou said with a dark
chuckle, "Vengeance wrapped in rice; I call it sushi a la go ta hell!"

"Pathetic", Yuuji grins mischievously, as he slowly pulls off his
hawaiian shirt, "All of this over a good fuck…am I right,
Jounouchi-kun? He is quite the lay or else you wouldn't have gone
though all of that trouble to infiltrate an upscale restaurant."

Then the green-eyed teen proceeds to walk a predator's circle around
the blonde duelist, "I can't say I blame you though, and I'll promise
you…you can have him back…whenever I'm done."

Jou slowly runs a hand over his mouth, his eyes blazing murder as he
follows Yuuji's actions… "Sayin' things like dat will eventually get
ya six feet."

A T-shirt drops to sneakered feet. "Unfortunately for you, that time
is now…you've just met your undertaka." The shirtless blonde begins
to walk a circle of his own…

As they continue to walk around one another, a strong gust of wind
sweeps by, moving blonde bangs over deadly green and hazel eyes.

"Ya know what I like about you being rich?" taunts Jou with a smirk.

Yuuji only narrows his eyes in response.

"Whenever I kick ya sorry ass all over dis cliff…and maybe off it",
the blonde explains as he cracks his knuckles in emphasis, "I won't
feel bad since I know your insurance will cover ya."

"That would be more than what I can say for you", Yuuji says rolling
his head around to loosen his neck muscles, "But unlike you, I won't
feel bad…"

However that didn't deter the blonde as he replies, "Dat's alright.
MAH Toto-kun will cover me."

That set off a snarl from the other blonde. "Assuming if there's
anything left! I'll make you pay for that you worthless piece of shit!"

Jounouchi cocks his head to the side in confident gesture as he simply
states, "Well as they say in Duel Monsters…your move.."

Setting off a war cry, Yuuji charges full force at the duelist. As he
nears, Jou had yet to react. Pissing off the green-eyed boy even more
at the mockery, he quickly throws a left hook towards the blonde's face.

Jou, who have been in way too many fights not to anticipate blind
rage, simple moves his head out of the way of the incoming fist so
that Yuuji's arm now rested on his shoulder.

With a bitter smirk, he painfully grabs the arm and begins to twist,
the pain evident on his adversary's face.

It ends tonite.

About less than a mile up the road

"Damn, I can't believe I got lost", exclaims a worried brunet. Seto
had long since gotten off the phone with his little ototo but
somewhere along the way while telling his story, he had unconsciously
taken a turn.

"Everything looks so different in the dark…", whimpers the blue-eyed
teen. He walks cautiously within the sinister forest, where everything
looks like it was going to grab him or the very forest floor looks
like a huge hole that will inevitably swallow him whole.

I wish Jou would've at least thought to program his number in my phone
while he was busy doing spring cleaning, Seto thought, trying to keep
himself calm as he forges ahead, I wouldn't mind hearing his voice
right now.

Suddenly an idea struck him, his phone…it has a GPS tracking system!
He could just call Mokuba back and get him to track his current
location from his laptop.

Excited and feeling rather silly for not thinking of it before, Seto
redials the number and puts the phone to his ear. He waits patiently
as he hears a dial-tone and…a ring-tone? Seto abruptly pulls the phone
away and closely listens. It was faint but the brunet could definitely
make out the familiar ringtone…but in the woods??

No longer caring that he was lost, Seto makes sure that he doesn't
shut his cell and follows the sound. When Mokuba's answering message
floats from his receiver the sound stops.

Seto furrows his brow in realization and anger…his brother was here!
He had been tricked! That little brat! With the worst punishment in
the making going on in his head, the brunet simply redials the number
again and let the telltale cell phone sing him its song…


Not far away…

Mokuba rolls his eyes when he hears his cell phone ring for what it
seems to be a million times.

I'm sorry Nii-san but I can't answer right now, the smaller Kaiba
thought as he makes his way towards the clearing, where two
bloodthirsty blonds are going at each other's throats. He never
notices the tall dark figure looming only a couple of feet behind him…


The sudden sound of a cell phone and the snap of twigs momentarily
causes Jou to look back just as a fist slams into his face. He falls,
sprawling onto the ground with a grunt. A hand grabs him by his hair
and roughly pulls the blonde up…only to get another fist, this time
connecting with his nose.

"Shit!", Jou whispers harshly holding his nose, blood seeping through
fingers. Another fist seeks more damage but this time the hazel-eyed
teen was ready.

He let's Yuuji's right offending fist hit the palm of his bloody, left
hand and quickly knees him once. Yuuji gasps for air as the wind gets
knocked out of him, and bends over. Smirking, Jou knees him again
sending the youth into a kneeling position in pain. With lightening
accuracy, Jou sideswipes Yuuji's face with his right foot, causing him
to lie sideways in the dirt.

"Give it up, ya bastard", Jou than said, catching his breath and
wiping the blood that was running out of his injured nose, "Jus leave
Seto and me in peace and I jus might let ya get away with a few broken
bones!"

"NO!" Yuuji shrieks jumping up, blood forming from a cut on the side
of is face, "Toto-kun is destined to be with me. I knew it from the
time I first transferred to Domino City High!"

Jounouchi gives a laugh and then asks, "Well why ya didn't tell him
dat back den when you guys first met?" He knew perfectly well what the
answer was…

Yuuji glares and hesitates at the other blonde's condescending question.
"Well he wasn't really wasn't very pleasant then, now was he?"

Jou snickers at the predictable answer and retorts, "You so full of
shit! I fell in love with him before you even began to know him as
Kaiba! You can't handle someone like him. You're too much of a damn
coward ta even rise ta da challenge, and now dat he's vulnerable, ya
feel its necessary ta take advantage. How despicable!"

"Well, since you've completely destroyed your precious Kaiba", Yuuji
said with a smirk, "We don't have to worry about that nasty part of
him. I should thank-you, I like his new persona…he's so easy-going,
easy to be around, easy to talk to, he's jus plain EASY…"

Jou growls low at the implications that Yuuji was getting at. He knew
it! Yuuji was just doing all of this for braggin' rights. Hell no!
This bitch is going down…

Without warning, Jou charges up to his target with his head at Yuuji's
abdomen and spears him right up against the driver's door of the
Mustang. With a loud thud, the blonde duelist begins his vicious
onslaught upon his victim, throwing fist after fist, not once noticing
Yuuji's frantic movement of his arm over the door and into his
convertible as he pulls something out.

Suddenly, Jou feels a sharp sting run across the middle of his neck to
the upper part of his chest. With a yelp in painful surprise, he jumps
back and realizes as blood starts seeping out of his body, that he had
been cut…
He stares aghast at his dishonorable adversary.

"Trust ya ta bring a weapon inta a weaponless fight, ya shit-faced
losah! Jou screams out as he wipes some blood that was tickling his neck.

Yuuji with a switchblade in hand, slightly stained of the blonde's
blood, lets out a laugh of triumph. "You do what you must to win!"
With that he charges at Jou, knife slicing air in random patterns as
it threatens to cut anything in its path.

Jou never once losing sight of the piece of metal backs up and dodges
the fury swipes…until his left heel meets air. The blonde stumbles
back a bit and immediately looks behind him. He was at the edge of the
cliff…

"Now", Yuuji purrs evilly, "Leave Toto-kun and ME in peace, and you
just might live to see our wedding…"

"I rather die…" the blonde rasps out.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" an ear-shattering scream splits the already thick
atmosphere. Suddenly Yuuji feels something latching onto his waist and
looks below him to see a tiny pair of arms. "I want let you hurt Jou!
You leave him alone you monster!"

"Mokuba, get away from him!", Jou yells out frantically. He wanted so
much to run up to the two but as much as he hates to admit…Yuuji, with
that damned blade, is currently in control.

The said green-eyed teen looks frantically behind him, swinging his
elbows in attempt to shake the black fuzz ball off. "GET OFF Of ME YOU
DAMN BRAT!" "NO, LEAVE JOU ALONE" Mokuba screams once more.

Struggling, Yuuji moves further away from Jounouchi but not
necessarily further away from the cliff…
Finally with success he manages to strike the younger Kaiba with his
elbow, sending the small boy hurtling over the cliff. At the same
time, out of nowhere Jou once again spears Yuuji right into the
ground. The knife successfully dislodged from the longer-haired
blonde's hands, as it flies off to an unknown location.

Small hands grip the edge of the cliff in desperation not to fall,
still dazed from the blow to his head. "Help! Jou!" Mokuba cries out
weakly.

"SHIT, MOKUBA!" Jou screams out in horror, just now realizing the
seriousness of the situation. He quickly gets up to assist. This was
spiraling way out of control…However; unfortunately, Yuuji wouldn't
have any of it and grabs the hazel-eyed teen and runs with him towards
his car and with some strength tosses the blonde over the hood of his
car.

A scream rips from Jou as his spine connects with the hood as he
bounces right off and onto the other side. With a feral grin, Yuuji
rushes over to the injured teen.

Mokuba becoming dizzier from the pounding headache he was now sporting
begins to loose his grip.

Just as the last of his fingers loses the edge of the cliff, did a
large pale hand grab his, saving him from a certain death. As he felt
himself being hoisted up, Mokuba looks up with unclear vision but the
ice-cold eyes were unmistakable. He let's out a startled gasp.

Jou coughs ferociously as a boot kicks him hard into the side, and
then another, and another. Yuuji smirks, loving every minute in the
way, the blonde would writhe in pain.

However, getting quickly tired of the torture, Yuuji rolls Jou over on
his back. He raises his boot high, aiming at the blond's face. Then
with blinding speed his foot came down, only to be caught by both
hands of his opponent. Eyes widen in surprise as Jou quickly twists
Yuuji foot, hearing the ankle pop. Yuuji with an agonizing cry
immediately falls onto his back and cradles his ankle.

Seeing red, Jou gets up slowly but surely and grabs the green-eyed boy
by HIS hair and strolls over to the Mustang once more all the while
ignoring the pain-filled cries as he forces Yuuji to walk on his ankle.

"Go ta hell, mothafuckah!" Jou screams as he makes a move to slam the
head he was holding upon the sharp side of the car.

"Jou! Stop! Don't hurt him!" a familiar voice shouts out.

The said blonde froze at the voice and whips around. "Seto!"

The brunet rushes up to the pair and effectively pushes Jou away as he
helps Yuujirou to stand up. To Jou, the way Seto was gently handling
the boy, saying soothing words into his ear, was the most painful blow
he had received all night.

"Toto-kun, is that…you?" Yuuji asks weakly.

In response, Seto plants his lips upon his date of the evening in a
chaste kiss. Hazel-eyes dims in agony as green-eyes gleam in mirth…but
than those exact same green-eyes widen in surprise as lips then makes
its way to his ears…

"No…it's muthafucking Kaiba Seto…"

As the brunet backs a way, Yuuji was now sporting his very own blade,
embedded to the hilt in his right shoulder. Blood gushes everywhere,
quickly staining the white tank top. He then sinks slowly to the
ground, his head resting against the side of his car.

Jou stood stunned, as he felt a small hand gripping his. He looks down
and saw that the smaller Kaiba was alright, just a little shaken.

Seto..no KAIBA…quickly whips out his cell phone and dials some
numbers. He than speaks tersely into the phone. "I need an ambulance
here at Lover's peak, there's been an accident. Cut the bullshit and
get down here immediately." Cell phone snaps back shut.

He turns to Yuuji for the last time; the teen's lips now a blue color,
and lowly said, "That was the last of Toto-kun, you'll ever going to
see…so if you ever come near me or my loved ones again…it'll be the
last time anyone is going to ever see YOU.."

With that he tosses a dirtied Hawaiian shirt upon the injured Yuuji
for a little bit of warmth before heading towards what was most important…

Mokuba with tears in his eyes runs up and attaches himself to his
brother's left side. Kaiba gently strokes the boy's head as he looks
to hazel eyes. He slowly holds out his right arm, which was currently
not occupied.

Teary-eyed, Jou with a mixture of happiness and relief stumbles and
collapses upon the brunet and begins to sob into the sturdy shoulder.
It was all over…

"You damn dog…" whispers Kaiba against the sweet-smelling mane of
yellow hair, just as the ambulance and police pulls up…


To be continued…