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Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
21
Views:
3,609
Reviews:
55
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 11: Guardians Form
Phantom: I must let you know that I've nearly finished reading all of this story that we are bashing, and the future chapters only get worse XD
Lori: Yes, they do. And it's not going to be pretty, but it has the potential to fuel our minds of more vital comments to make sure this shit gets a hiding!
Phantom: Oh, how great minds think alike. Chapter 11, commence....
Chapter 11 - Guardians Form
Still Seto's P.O.V
"I can help, trust me." The girl said.
Phantom: “The girl”. Wow. How incredibly original.
"Tell me who you are first." I couldn't stand to not know who this person was when they told me that they could help. I was really worried about Sakura too. What if she got hurt!
Mai: Eh… that is “What if she got hurt?” with a ‘?’ not a ‘!’.
"My name...is Subaru. I'm a close friend of Sakura. We've been best friends ever since we were young and I would hate it if anything bad happened to her!" She told me.
Jou: Well, THAT’S convenient. A childhood friend just so happens to turn up at the right place at the right time. -_-
Phantom: And “Subaru” is the name of a car XD
"Fine. Help me get in here!" I said and looked at the mist.
"That's easy." She took out a golden bow and arrow set.
All: *eye roll*
Phantom: Here we go again…
Isis: That would be the ninth Sennen Item so far… *sigh*
Lori: How very....gay. And not in a sexy way.
"Is that a-"
"Millennium item. Yes." She replied and fired the arrow which had the eye of Ra on the arrow head. A golden light filled the fog. "Go on."
Phantom: *cracks* The eye of Ra?! XD Don’t you mean the Eye of Horus, pet?
I ran into the light and all I could see was dark. Subaru stepped in after me.
"Sakura!" I called out running madly in the right direction I hoped.
Kaiba: *wretches* That didn’t even make sense!
Phantom: Problem fiction, this is. Let me clarify: ‘“Sakura!” I called out, running madly (in the right direction, I hoped.)’ That would make it grammatically correct…but…it’s still just…lame. -.-
Lori: *pat pat* Nicely done.
"Wait up!" She yelled and caught up to me. "Do you want to be lost in here?"
"No."
"Then stay calm. Trust me."
"AHHHH!" I swore that was Sakura's voice.
"Sakura!" I yelled following the sound. This is taking forever!
"Sakura! Hold up there! Dat's not the way!" She told me and I followed her. Trying to stay calm isn't easy when you're worried about a friend. A friend. No. She's more than that. I managed to stay calm.
Kaiba: o.O no…she’s not more than a friend…she’s not even a friend…she’s a mortal enemy that needs to be slain ASAP…
Jou: Ugh, and instead of “dat’s”, it should be “that’s”. If anyone *I* should know. Baka American dubbers…
Lori: Ugh...too many fucking people here talk like they need to go back to fucking elementary school. -___-
"TAKE THAT!" I heard Sakura yell. Now Subaru started to run. I ran after Subaru. I didn't want to get lost. "AHHH!" Sakura screamed again. After her scream followed a loud BOOM!
"SAKURA! Hang on!" We finally made it to the scene. Subaru was frozen to the spot. I saw why when I looked at Sakura. Her beautiful dress was torn to near threads that hung off her body, her hair that was once up so neat and tidey was now hanging down. Her hand was clutched tightly to the Millennium Cross Bow and bleeding from a small cut on it. She was standing up on shaky legs. I rushed over and caught her when she fell.
Phantom: The typical “damsel in distress” situation, eh? Read those before…and this one takes the cake -_-
Honda: This takes the whole damned bakery, son!
Malik: It doesn’t even make proper sense -.- “Her hand was clutched tightly to the Millennium Cross Bow and bleeding from a small cut on it.” You with me?
Ryou: We’re with you. It should be more like… “Her hand was clutched tightly onto the dildo and she was ramming it so hard up her ass that she started bleeding!!”
All: O.O *collapse into hysterical laughter*
Lori: *masturbates in the corner*
"Wha-what are you doing here?" she asked me in a shaky voice.
"We came here to help." I replied.
"We?" She asked.
"Subaru is here."
"N-no! I don't want you to get hurt! Any of you!" She stood up with new found strength even though I don't know where it came from. "To save the ones I love."
Phantom: *gags* The corniness…continues…to violate me…
Marik: Maybe we should get our revenge by violating THEM instead…
Malik: Who are you talking about when you say “them” yami?
Marik: Well, technically Kaiba is in this fiction…so---
Kaiba: Fuck off, immortal hentai bastard. -.-
Lori: *violates Kaiba, then runs off to continue masturbation session in the corner*
Phantom: Hey! You can have Jounouchi, but Kaiba is mine, damn it all! >.> *proceeds to run after horny naked co-authoress*
"Should I kill them too?" Aroga asked with smugness.
Bakura: YES!! Kill them, you pussy-ass bastard that threw dirt in my eyes in hope of a good fight! FWAHAHAHA!!
"NO! I WON'T LET YOU!" She yelled angrily. She turned to me. "Seto if I-"
"Don't think like that!" I told her.
Kaiba: O.o so I’m a psychic, now?
"No! She's not going to do what I think she's...OH NO!" Subaru was shocked for some reason. Sakura's eyes had tears in them as they turned bright red with only emrald green pupils. She turned toward Aroga and her body became golden. All of it, as the rest of her clothes shreaded to nothing. Wings sprouted from her back. Her hair grew a foot in length and turned silver hair with golden tips. She looked at me one more time, even her face was golden. Her lips and eylashes were also silver.
Phantom: Um… okay….now she’s got superpowers…?
Lori: Ahem...."Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! No...It's a plane! No...it's MARY SUE!"
Kaiba: And from the way she described her very fucked up self, who in their sane mind would be attracted to THAT?
Jounouchi: It’s just totally fuckin’ lame.
Mai: Sounds like she turned into one of my Harpy Lady Sisters to me -.- and just for the sake of saying nothing else, it’s “emerald”, “shredded” and “eyelashes”.
"You die today Aroga!" Sakura flew high in the air and shot the golden arrow from the cross bow sending most of her power into the blow. The arrow hit Aroga just above heart causing alot of damage.
Malik: Must be SOME Sennen Item if it can’t even kill someone -.-
Yami: Touché… my father didn’t create them just to “hurt” someone. e_e
"AHHH!" Aroga grasped his chest tightly, "I...will be...back. Don't...you worry. I'll have...my revenge...and the power she...holds!" He said and vanished.
Honda: o.O this guy is like… Darth Vader meets The Terminator…
Phantom: XD I think I will rename him ‘Darth Pussy Terminator Guy that Never Dies’.
"Sakura!" I yelled as the wings vanished and she fell from the 'air'. I caught her in my arms. I layed her on the ground. The glow faded from her body and she lay there comletly naked and back to her old self. I wrapped my coat around her and picked her up just as the shadows around the three of us disapeared.
Kaiba: I think I just went blind…
Phantom: And that would be “laid”, “completely” and “disappeared”.
Marik: She’s so vulnerable…lying there all naked like that…bwhahaha….
Ryou: Must have got tired of the dildo, ne?
Lori: *giggles like mad*
Yugi and Kari appeared from behind behind the large rocks and had shocked faces on their faces.
Phantom: O_O who the FUCK wrote THAT mutilated sentence?! You don’t go repeating words for a start…and you don’t say they “had shocked faces on their faces”! *shakes head in defeat* I give up…
"What happened?" Yugi asked with shock promenate in his face.
Otogi: Ehhh…that’s not even a word…
Lori: Eh, I make up my own words too, but most of mine are slightly less retarded.
Phantom: Like Booble Dickdoodle?
Lori: Yes, like that, but that’s your own creation, my dear.
Phantom: Woot wooooot! ^_^
Jou: …the hell…?
"Seto? What happened?" Kari asked. Yugi and Kari rushed over to us.
"Who's this?" Yugi asked looking at Subaru. She had short brown hair that went to her upper back and sapphire blue eyes that could scare you if they were angry.
Malik: May I ask how someone’s EYES can scare you…?
"This is Subaru. Let's get back now!" I walked past them all feeling their intense stairs, but I didn't care. As long as I could find out how Sakura was and if she would be okay was the only thing on my mind. "NOW!"
Phantom: XD *snorts*
Marik: *holding back fits of giggles* XD
Jou: “I walked past them all feeling their intense stairs…” Geeze, you never told us you liked making love to people’s stairs, Kaiba. XD
Kaiba: =_= shut the fuck up.
"Coming!" Kari yelled to me. I got in the limo with Sakura. We dropped Yugi at the game shop where I once tried to get the fourth Blue Eyes White Dragon and went back to the mansion.
A couple of my employees took the body to the morge in the hospital. I didn't want to think of how to tell Sakura I was now her leagal gaurdian. She moaned in her unconcsious state.
Yuugi: Uh…what body? And it would be “morgue”, “legal”, “guardian”, and “unconscious”.
Kaiba: And how the hell would I now become her legal guardian? Aren’t I supposed to be in love with her or some BS?
Phantom: *shudders* Inncceeesssst!!!
"Seto..."
"Huh?" I looked down. Why would she mutter my name? I thought to myself.
**~***~**
Phantom: “Word up, dude!” *has a newfound American phrase, even though she knows its old, but uses it anyway just because she’s not American* WORD WORD WORD WORD WORD WORD…….WORD!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Malik: Time to pop some pills, Phantom…
Lori: That was just....I dunno. It was just bad, okay? This whole thing sucks! ARGH! WHY DO I BOTHER WITH THIS CRAP?! I'm just gonna go pop my pills now!!! Fuck all of ya! *runs off crying*
All:............................................................................*cricket chirps heard in the background*
Chicken: *walks by and steps on the chirping cricket, making a disgusting crunching sound, which interrupts the awkward silence.*
Lori:....review please.
(PS: Phantom: MarikIshtar77, I fucking love you too! XD)
Lori: Yes, they do. And it's not going to be pretty, but it has the potential to fuel our minds of more vital comments to make sure this shit gets a hiding!
Phantom: Oh, how great minds think alike. Chapter 11, commence....
Chapter 11 - Guardians Form
Still Seto's P.O.V
"I can help, trust me." The girl said.
Phantom: “The girl”. Wow. How incredibly original.
"Tell me who you are first." I couldn't stand to not know who this person was when they told me that they could help. I was really worried about Sakura too. What if she got hurt!
Mai: Eh… that is “What if she got hurt?” with a ‘?’ not a ‘!’.
"My name...is Subaru. I'm a close friend of Sakura. We've been best friends ever since we were young and I would hate it if anything bad happened to her!" She told me.
Jou: Well, THAT’S convenient. A childhood friend just so happens to turn up at the right place at the right time. -_-
Phantom: And “Subaru” is the name of a car XD
"Fine. Help me get in here!" I said and looked at the mist.
"That's easy." She took out a golden bow and arrow set.
All: *eye roll*
Phantom: Here we go again…
Isis: That would be the ninth Sennen Item so far… *sigh*
Lori: How very....gay. And not in a sexy way.
"Is that a-"
"Millennium item. Yes." She replied and fired the arrow which had the eye of Ra on the arrow head. A golden light filled the fog. "Go on."
Phantom: *cracks* The eye of Ra?! XD Don’t you mean the Eye of Horus, pet?
I ran into the light and all I could see was dark. Subaru stepped in after me.
"Sakura!" I called out running madly in the right direction I hoped.
Kaiba: *wretches* That didn’t even make sense!
Phantom: Problem fiction, this is. Let me clarify: ‘“Sakura!” I called out, running madly (in the right direction, I hoped.)’ That would make it grammatically correct…but…it’s still just…lame. -.-
Lori: *pat pat* Nicely done.
"Wait up!" She yelled and caught up to me. "Do you want to be lost in here?"
"No."
"Then stay calm. Trust me."
"AHHHH!" I swore that was Sakura's voice.
"Sakura!" I yelled following the sound. This is taking forever!
"Sakura! Hold up there! Dat's not the way!" She told me and I followed her. Trying to stay calm isn't easy when you're worried about a friend. A friend. No. She's more than that. I managed to stay calm.
Kaiba: o.O no…she’s not more than a friend…she’s not even a friend…she’s a mortal enemy that needs to be slain ASAP…
Jou: Ugh, and instead of “dat’s”, it should be “that’s”. If anyone *I* should know. Baka American dubbers…
Lori: Ugh...too many fucking people here talk like they need to go back to fucking elementary school. -___-
"TAKE THAT!" I heard Sakura yell. Now Subaru started to run. I ran after Subaru. I didn't want to get lost. "AHHH!" Sakura screamed again. After her scream followed a loud BOOM!
"SAKURA! Hang on!" We finally made it to the scene. Subaru was frozen to the spot. I saw why when I looked at Sakura. Her beautiful dress was torn to near threads that hung off her body, her hair that was once up so neat and tidey was now hanging down. Her hand was clutched tightly to the Millennium Cross Bow and bleeding from a small cut on it. She was standing up on shaky legs. I rushed over and caught her when she fell.
Phantom: The typical “damsel in distress” situation, eh? Read those before…and this one takes the cake -_-
Honda: This takes the whole damned bakery, son!
Malik: It doesn’t even make proper sense -.- “Her hand was clutched tightly to the Millennium Cross Bow and bleeding from a small cut on it.” You with me?
Ryou: We’re with you. It should be more like… “Her hand was clutched tightly onto the dildo and she was ramming it so hard up her ass that she started bleeding!!”
All: O.O *collapse into hysterical laughter*
Lori: *masturbates in the corner*
"Wha-what are you doing here?" she asked me in a shaky voice.
"We came here to help." I replied.
"We?" She asked.
"Subaru is here."
"N-no! I don't want you to get hurt! Any of you!" She stood up with new found strength even though I don't know where it came from. "To save the ones I love."
Phantom: *gags* The corniness…continues…to violate me…
Marik: Maybe we should get our revenge by violating THEM instead…
Malik: Who are you talking about when you say “them” yami?
Marik: Well, technically Kaiba is in this fiction…so---
Kaiba: Fuck off, immortal hentai bastard. -.-
Lori: *violates Kaiba, then runs off to continue masturbation session in the corner*
Phantom: Hey! You can have Jounouchi, but Kaiba is mine, damn it all! >.> *proceeds to run after horny naked co-authoress*
"Should I kill them too?" Aroga asked with smugness.
Bakura: YES!! Kill them, you pussy-ass bastard that threw dirt in my eyes in hope of a good fight! FWAHAHAHA!!
"NO! I WON'T LET YOU!" She yelled angrily. She turned to me. "Seto if I-"
"Don't think like that!" I told her.
Kaiba: O.o so I’m a psychic, now?
"No! She's not going to do what I think she's...OH NO!" Subaru was shocked for some reason. Sakura's eyes had tears in them as they turned bright red with only emrald green pupils. She turned toward Aroga and her body became golden. All of it, as the rest of her clothes shreaded to nothing. Wings sprouted from her back. Her hair grew a foot in length and turned silver hair with golden tips. She looked at me one more time, even her face was golden. Her lips and eylashes were also silver.
Phantom: Um… okay….now she’s got superpowers…?
Lori: Ahem...."Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! No...It's a plane! No...it's MARY SUE!"
Kaiba: And from the way she described her very fucked up self, who in their sane mind would be attracted to THAT?
Jounouchi: It’s just totally fuckin’ lame.
Mai: Sounds like she turned into one of my Harpy Lady Sisters to me -.- and just for the sake of saying nothing else, it’s “emerald”, “shredded” and “eyelashes”.
"You die today Aroga!" Sakura flew high in the air and shot the golden arrow from the cross bow sending most of her power into the blow. The arrow hit Aroga just above heart causing alot of damage.
Malik: Must be SOME Sennen Item if it can’t even kill someone -.-
Yami: Touché… my father didn’t create them just to “hurt” someone. e_e
"AHHH!" Aroga grasped his chest tightly, "I...will be...back. Don't...you worry. I'll have...my revenge...and the power she...holds!" He said and vanished.
Honda: o.O this guy is like… Darth Vader meets The Terminator…
Phantom: XD I think I will rename him ‘Darth Pussy Terminator Guy that Never Dies’.
"Sakura!" I yelled as the wings vanished and she fell from the 'air'. I caught her in my arms. I layed her on the ground. The glow faded from her body and she lay there comletly naked and back to her old self. I wrapped my coat around her and picked her up just as the shadows around the three of us disapeared.
Kaiba: I think I just went blind…
Phantom: And that would be “laid”, “completely” and “disappeared”.
Marik: She’s so vulnerable…lying there all naked like that…bwhahaha….
Ryou: Must have got tired of the dildo, ne?
Lori: *giggles like mad*
Yugi and Kari appeared from behind behind the large rocks and had shocked faces on their faces.
Phantom: O_O who the FUCK wrote THAT mutilated sentence?! You don’t go repeating words for a start…and you don’t say they “had shocked faces on their faces”! *shakes head in defeat* I give up…
"What happened?" Yugi asked with shock promenate in his face.
Otogi: Ehhh…that’s not even a word…
Lori: Eh, I make up my own words too, but most of mine are slightly less retarded.
Phantom: Like Booble Dickdoodle?
Lori: Yes, like that, but that’s your own creation, my dear.
Phantom: Woot wooooot! ^_^
Jou: …the hell…?
"Seto? What happened?" Kari asked. Yugi and Kari rushed over to us.
"Who's this?" Yugi asked looking at Subaru. She had short brown hair that went to her upper back and sapphire blue eyes that could scare you if they were angry.
Malik: May I ask how someone’s EYES can scare you…?
"This is Subaru. Let's get back now!" I walked past them all feeling their intense stairs, but I didn't care. As long as I could find out how Sakura was and if she would be okay was the only thing on my mind. "NOW!"
Phantom: XD *snorts*
Marik: *holding back fits of giggles* XD
Jou: “I walked past them all feeling their intense stairs…” Geeze, you never told us you liked making love to people’s stairs, Kaiba. XD
Kaiba: =_= shut the fuck up.
"Coming!" Kari yelled to me. I got in the limo with Sakura. We dropped Yugi at the game shop where I once tried to get the fourth Blue Eyes White Dragon and went back to the mansion.
A couple of my employees took the body to the morge in the hospital. I didn't want to think of how to tell Sakura I was now her leagal gaurdian. She moaned in her unconcsious state.
Yuugi: Uh…what body? And it would be “morgue”, “legal”, “guardian”, and “unconscious”.
Kaiba: And how the hell would I now become her legal guardian? Aren’t I supposed to be in love with her or some BS?
Phantom: *shudders* Inncceeesssst!!!
"Seto..."
"Huh?" I looked down. Why would she mutter my name? I thought to myself.
**~***~**
Phantom: “Word up, dude!” *has a newfound American phrase, even though she knows its old, but uses it anyway just because she’s not American* WORD WORD WORD WORD WORD WORD…….WORD!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Malik: Time to pop some pills, Phantom…
Lori: That was just....I dunno. It was just bad, okay? This whole thing sucks! ARGH! WHY DO I BOTHER WITH THIS CRAP?! I'm just gonna go pop my pills now!!! Fuck all of ya! *runs off crying*
All:............................................................................*cricket chirps heard in the background*
Chicken: *walks by and steps on the chirping cricket, making a disgusting crunching sound, which interrupts the awkward silence.*
Lori:....review please.
(PS: Phantom: MarikIshtar77, I fucking love you too! XD)