Sleepover

Hikari Loes: One evil review, five brilliant reviews: We're continuing! ^_^
''Yup, oh and I'd like to say a few things:
1. Everyone who thinks that this story SUCKS should leave us alone and don't review! *growls*
2. I will publish my SetoXMokuba fanfic. Incest, héhéhé... *major smirk*
3. Some people have ideas for this fic, but how much I like them, I won't use them, sorry.'' *looks guilty*
Hikari Loes: And I'd like to say a few things, too:
1. Vegeta is my beefcake!
2. Quatre is kawaii!
3. Heero is HOT.
4. Ayame is perfect.
5. I love-
''HEY! Will you quit that, It's driving me insane.''
Hikari Loes: Oops, sorry about that.
''Um, let's just continue with the story, right?''
Hikari Loes: Yup.


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''I'm bored...'' Malik said dull.
''Me to...'' Bakura replied.
''Me three...'' Yugi was trying to be funny.
''Not funny Yugi-boy.'' Pegasus said.
''Does anyone knows what to do next?'' Ryou asked, yawning cutely.
''We've done the funny stuff, we've done the music stuff, we've done the dirty stuff... I say we go to bed and call it a night.'' Joey said, rubbing his eyes.
''You're crazy, it's only 3.00 AM.'' Seto said.
''No you're crazy, I'm tired, let's sleep...'' Yugi said, eyes half-closed.
''You have go to bed koi, I can see and feel that you are really tired, and that's not good for you.'' Yami said concerned.
''I'm sleepy to...'' Ryou whispered.
''I think we should all go to bed. It's very late.'' Pegasus said.
''Why not.'' Marik said.
''Sure.'' Seto replied, sarcastic.
''I don't care.'' Bakura replied.
''Zzz...'' Joey snored.
Pegasus walked to his mattress and fell asleep with a bottle wine in his arms, like a teddy bear.
Yami carried an half sleeping Yugi towards their mattress and put him down.
''Sweet dreams, little one.'' He whispered, and lay next to the small boy.
Malik was bouncing around and screamed: ''I'M NOT TIRED, I'M NOT TIRED!!!''
Marik hit him on the head with a baseball bat and carried his limp body too their mattress.
''Good night, 'Kura-sama.'' Ryou said soft.
''Wait a minute, we haven't even did our evening training!'' Bakura said grinning.
''Oh no...'' Ryou whimpered.
Five seconds later the screams and moans of the two filled the room.
Seto was trying to get sleeping Joey on his own mattress.
''Come on... Don't wake up...'' He whispered to himself, carrying Joey and putting him on the mattress.
He crawled next to him and gave the sleeping boy a kiss on his nose.
''Good night, puppy.''
''G'night Seto.''
''AAARG!!!'' Seto screamed.
''Stupid asshole! You scared the shit out of me!'' Seto yelled, but not to loud, cuz he didn't want to wake the others.
'' 'm sorry, but yah dragged me here.'' Joey whispered.
''BTW, why did yah do that?'' He asked.
''Haven't you found out? After the damn make out sessions and the licking and the manga?! I WANT YOU, JOEY!!!'' Seto said, on the edge of a nervous breakdown.
''Oh, really???'' Joey said shocked.
''YES, REALLY.'' Seto said between his teeth.
''Cool, let's fuck.'' Joey replied with a grin.
''What?'' Seto asked really shocked.
''I said: LET'S FUCK.'' Joey said loud.
''Ssst! Not so hard.'' Seto warned.
''Whatever you do, I'm hard already.'' Joey said with a wink.
''You want me? Take me.'' Joey said, annoyed.
''Alright then, let's do this!'' Seto replied grinning, hoping that nobody was listening.


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Hikari Loes: Then next chapter is the LEMON. ^_^
''Seto and Joey are so hot together!''
Hikari Loes: Yeah, the master and his puppy.
''But don't expect to much from the lemon, because this is a humor fic and that was my first lemon and all that.''
Hikari Loes: You're right, the lemon isn't good, but hey, at least there IS a LEMON! *drools*
*drools too* ''Mmm... Lemon's....''
Hikari Loes: *whispers* She's obsessed with them.
''I heard you, but it's true. I read lemon, drink lemon, wash my hair with lemon. You name it!'' XD
Hikari Loes: You've got a need, for lemon. HAHAHA!
''That was not funny.''
Hikari Loes: *laughs* I KNOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*sweat drop* ''You're crazy.''
Hikari Loes: I KNOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
''You are so annoying!''
Hikari Loes: Leave me alone! HAHAHA!
*backs away slowly then turns around and walks away*
Hikari Loes: Hey that reminds me of something that Yami Loezzy made: Things that YGO, CB and DBZ characters would never say.
It's funny, who wants to read it?
*nobody answers*
Hikari Loes: Well here's a preview, if you find it funny or interesting tell me, and I'll publish it on AFF! ^_^ But don't let Yami Loezzy find out... She'll kill me.
PREVIEW:
-Things that YGO characters would never say:
Yugi: ''I like to sniff at Yami's socks.''
Tristan: ''This isn't my real hair, I'm bald...''
Bakura: ''When Serenity walks by, I'm gonna grab her butt!''
-Things that CB characters would never say:
Spike: *raps* ''I'm gonna get my gun!''
Faye: ''Has anyone ever told you, that you have beautiful eyes, Jet?''
-Things that DBZ characters would never say:
Goku: ''I'm so smart.''
Gohan: ''Mom, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!''
Trunks: ''My mom is foxy!''

Hikari Loes: OK, I admit it, that was pretty bad... Well anyway, if you'd like to read more: REVIEW!!!