The Better Father

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! If I did, would I be writing these stupid disclaimers?

A/N: My reviewers first as usual:

heyy13: Yep, see what happens when you review? You might get to actually spoil a baby! Or in this case, babies! And yes, it will get cornier. You will see! ^_^

Nite Nite: Congratulations on making it to the birthing room! You'll be assigned to the babies first personally. And this authoress will make sure of it since I too will be there and if those two have anything else to say about it, I'll jack slap them myself! Sorry, boys. You have to behave with crazieanimefan1 and Nite Nite as your nurse! Prepare that injection for Mr. Kaiba!

OA: That's easier on me. That's a pretty LOOOONNNGGG name! And I heard if you stay in the Shadow Realm for over 24 hours, that's when you have problems. Two hours was just like giving the guy a time out. Ryou is pretty firm when it comes to him behaving for once in his life! As for Yami, heh, you shall see what happens.

FuKouHei- Yes, it is that way, but since I'm used to English dubs, I refer to Marik as the hikari and Malik as the yami. It's easier on me. Thanks for your review.

Sushi- Aw, thank you! *blushes a bit* I've been writing a long time, but aside from the Lemon Series, this has become a rather popular fanfic. I do have another series out with YGO called the Wounded Soul Series with an oc in it, but it's rather darker than the rest of my writings. Yugi will hang in there. Triplets seem to be ringing for Yami's punishment, but we shall see. And everyone's excited for Seto and Joey. ^_^ They shall be the best parents in the world!

26no- Yikes! I hope they have a good delivery and the babies will be fine! I was once in Seto's position two years ago, so I know exacwhatwhat he's going through. Except my cravings were spaghetti, pizza, and strawberry milkshakes from Burger King. Thanks for your title suggestion. I appricate it! ^_^

Laika- NOOOO! NOT THE LIZZY PUPPY EYES! AHHHHH! *laughs a bit* Update I shall! Liz is Joey's little girl, so I wouldn't doubt she'd get it from him. She does a lot that her daddy does and looks up to him. I basically prefer English names since I can't write Japanese well. And as for the spell or curse on Yami, not until the end of the story will we find out! Thanks for your review.

Now, my words...

People, let's get these cravings going on! I want your grossest, most disgusting craving you can think of! The Craving Challenge will continue until the last chapter. If you want your craving here, better get in gear!

The Fainting Challenge and Name Game continue until the end of the story. Turn to chapter 7 for your choices of victims of who shall take the plunge. It appears Joey, Marik, Malik, and Yami are top choices here. If you wanna see someone else, REVIEW AND LET ME KNOW! As for names for the babies, I need one boy and one girl name. I had one idea of Seth and Kisara. But I wanna hear from you guys. What do you think the Kaiba twins should be named? English names preferred since my Japanese sucks at times. I know some, but not a lot.

The Sequel Challenge is an ongoing one as well. What should happen to Yami? You decide! Your choice depends on the Sequel! It must deal with MPREG however. Should it be Yami...or then again should his hikari get it? I want you guys to tell me what to do.

Thanks for the over 1300 hits! I'm so happy! I'm glad so many love this story!

Now, enough yakking and on with Chapter 11!

This chapter's cravings come from heyy13, myself, and OA
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Chapter 11: Livin' La Vida Loca

I was reading the newspaper one morning while eating breakfast. I needed glasses to read now and at my young age, that was rather corny to see me wear them while reading. Liz was still asleep along with Mokuba. Good, peace for once in this house! I had my Walkman on and was actually listening and singing with Frank Sinatra's New York, New York Theme. Ok, I admit, I like old music at times. Liz has gotten in the habit of singing Livin' La Vida Loca since finding this Ricky Martian CD and she and Mokuba run through the halls singing it. I feel like I'm living la vida loca at times. I glanced up to see Seto waddle in the room. Ok, this is hilarous a bit. Seto, being now almost six months pregnant, has developed a walk that reminds me of part duck and part penguin. He is definately showing now and I raised an eyebrow a moment watching him above the rim of my wire rimmed glasses. He was fixing breakfast.

He took the ice cream out of the freezer and the milk from the fridge. Ok, he wants a milkshake. Wait a minute. I saw him grab chocolate sauce, whipped cream, cherries, and Lucky Charms as well! I'll be damned! Seto Kaiba has a new creation, folks! The Lucky Charms Sundae Milkshake! I had to admit, looked rather tasty, but I wasn't going to try it. I returned to my newspaper and the Walkman when you heard two voices singing down the hallways. You guessed it...Liz and Mokuba have awakened and came back to cause more doom! Bakura's voice could be heard along with this. He was joining in as well. Ryou walked downstairs and raised a brow as he fixed some coffee. Kaiba finished his milkshake and poured it in a glass to begin drinking it. "Those three can actually give you a migraine put together," he said seriously. "Nah, they're just having fun," Ryou said. Bakura walked downstairs with Liz in his arms and Mokuba at his heels. "When I grow up, I wanna Millennium Item, Uncle Bakura!" Liz proclaimed. Bakura had to chuckle on that one. "Honey, a lot of responsibility is involved in that," he said seriously. "I stayed in one for 5,000 years like your Uncle Yami." Seto frowned a moment at the name. "Why did you two stay in it?" she asked while he put her down on the counter. Bakura sighed and looked at Ryou. Seto kissed her forehead and ruffled Mokuba's hair. "They don't remember," he said. Liz blinked. "That's bad," she said feeling sorry for them then.

I smiled. "Maybe Uncla Bakura and I can git together on somethin', ok, baby?" I asked. She nodded. Bakura raised a brow. "You mean like a replica of one for her to have?" he asked. I nodded. "Let her pick her favorite of de seven and she can have one," I said. "I like Uncle Kura's," she said automatically. "I guess we have a winner," Kaiba chuckled. "You can get one for Christmas since that's coming up soon." "YAY!" she shouted. Mokuba chuckled. "Me too?" he asked. "I like the Millennium Rod!" "Only because you hang out with Marik and Malik a lot," Kaiba chuckled. "But yes. I'll have my men start on them now so they can be done by the holidays." "Cool!" Mokuba said grinning. Bakura smiled.

That afternoon, Liz wanted to visit Yugi and Yami. I had no idea why, but looked at Kaiba, who was eating a slice of pizza with pickles and Skippy Extra Chunky Peanut Butter. Ok, these cravings make me want to just go bananas, but I've learned to deal with them. "Love, our daughter wants to see Yugi and Yami," I said grabbing my keys. "I'll be back." Seto nodded. "Drive safely, puppy," he said and we kissed before I left. Yugi was busy doing some outside yardwork when I drove up. "Hey, Yuge!" I called causing him to drop the hedge clippers and run hugging me happily. "Easy dere," I said and he smiled. Yami was sitting by the window keeping his distance. I sighed and led Liz inside as she ran in his arms and hugged him. He was shocked by the move, but hugged back. I sat down and pulled off my shades putting them down. "You want anything to drink?" Yugi asked. "Chocolate milk!" Liz shouted at the top of her lungs. Yugi always had that on hand her her since it was her favorite drink. "What about you, Joey?" he asked. "Soda," I said and he ran off. I looked at Yami and sighed stretching my legs out a bit. "So, how's it been?" I asked. "Hmm?" he asked and looked at me to find out I was indeed talking to him. "Oh, fine," he said quie "An "And you?" "Life ain't ever dull," I said as Yugi returned with the drinks.

Liz climbed in Yami's lap and I watched this. Even as a baby, she had a thing for yamis. Hikaris she liked too, but yamis were her best friends. Yami held her close as she drank her chocolate milk. "So, how long can she stay over?" Yugi asked. I studied my watch a moment. I needed to go grocery shopping and do a little Christmas shopping too. "Probably a couple of hours," I said. "I have shoppin' to do. Come here, baby girl." She slid down and walked to me. "You know de rules, right?" I asked kissing her forehead. "Yep!" she said and hugged my neck. "Bye-bye, Daddy!" I smiled. "Bye, sweetheart," I said. "Be my good girl."

That evening, Liz and I returned home to find Mokuba eating tacos in the living room. "Come on, Liz!" he shouted. "I saved you some!" Liz grinned and ran off to him and began eating. "Dere goes help with de groceries," I grumbled and walked to the kitchen to find Seto eating dinner of raw mussels and whipped cream. Seafood now?! Damn! "How ya feelin'?" I asked kissing his forehead. "Like I have two watermelons inside me keeping me in the bathroom and eating like I can't stop," he chuckled. "And they've been active too. Kicking my ribs and stomach...bladder more than anything else. You went grocery shopping?" I nodded. "Ya runnin' us outta food," I teased. "Well, I do eat for three now," he reminded me. "Yeah and de twins have you eatin' dings dat are rather weird," I said. "Too true," he sighed. "How's Yami and Yugi?" "Pretty good," I said. "Yugi and Liz were duelin' when I got home and Yami was takin' a nap. Apparently, she ran him down." "She does that with Bakura and he doesn't mind," he said. "Heh, you ain't dat pharaoh," I said and he chuckled nodding. "You got de kids tacos?" I asked. He nodded. "Or rather got Roland to do it," he said. "No driving for awhile for me, pup. You know that."

I nodded and looked outside. "It's gettin' colder," I said. "It might start snowin' soon." "Who knew these two would pick January to come?" he asked and I looked at him. "Seto, dat's around my birthday," I said. "I was born January 25th, remember?" "I remember," he said and looked at me. "Joey, will you marry me?" I looked at him and grinned nodding. He hugged me and kissed me gently before actually putting an engagement band on my finger. He had this planned ahead! I rested my head on his shoulder and he ran his fingers through my hair. "I love you," he whispered and kissed my forehead. "I love you too," I said. "When should we tell de kids?" "Tell them in the morning," he sighed. "I want to spend time with my puppy." "Should I lock de door?" I asked. "Be my guest," he said and I slid down glancing at the two before doing so. Seto walked to me and brushed his lips on mine in a passionate kiss. I wrapped my arms around his neck and deepened it as well.

"On the floor," he whispered and I nodded as we lowered ourselves carefully on the floor trying to discard clothes in the process. I gave him a quick kiss as he moved on top of me (yep, he gets top since he has the bigger belly and I don't want to crush the kids) and moved so his arousal was above my mouth. I licked my lips and took it fully in my mouth as I felt him take my own in his and I moaned suddenly causing my throat to vibrate. Once I did that, he did the same and began thrusting into my mouth just how I like it! I thrusted my hips into his mouth as well and I could feel him smirk at this.

Bakura walked downstairs to see the kids watching TV, eating tacos, and drinking soda. He raised a brow suddenly feeling hungry himself. He walked to the door and noticed it locked. He had to wonder why someone would lock the kitchen. "Damn thing's never been locked before," he said to himself and walked off to find something to pick the lock. Meanwhile, in the kitchen, we were in heaven! I could feel Seto stiffen suddenly and knew he was going to cum in my mouth. Hell, I was five seconds away from actually shooting my own cum and I could feel him preparing for that. I released a muffled cry as I did so and at that instant, he did as well. We drank all we offered and smiled as we lay there naked and holding each other. Bakura had returned with the lock pick and began picking the lock like a skilled thief. I heard this and frowned as the door opened and he took one look and backed out closing the door behind him. Seto started snickering a bit and then fell over laughing hard. I collasped beside him laughing just as hard.

Bakura calmly walked upstairs and Ryou was walking past to see his yami with the biggest blush in the world plastered on his face and raised an eyebrow. "Uh, Kura?" he asked. "Are you ok?" "Yes," Bakura answered in one squeaky voice. Made Mickey Mouse sound normal, people! "I think I'm going to lay down a minute," he said and walked off leaving Ryou to wonder what the hell was going on. Seto and I, now wearing only our pants, were still just cracking up at this. "Gods, did you see the look on his face?" Seto asked wiping tears from his eyes. I had to grab the counter to keep from falling over laughing. "It was like what de fuck?!" I said and laughed harder. "We should've had a camera," he said. "That would've been the funniest picture in the world!" I laughed harder. "Dragon, you're a riot!" I said. "Nah, I'm a whole vacation!" he said and the laughter just continued.
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To Be Continued...