Author's Note: What. I don't even… Humans with animal ears/tails. :| Just… go with the flow.
Opportunities
Seto tugged at one of his long ears and groaned, damning whichever executive had decided that it would be a
great idea to send him out of town—away from others of his species that he knew and was comfortable with—
right when his species went into heat. He was horny beyond belief and he just wanted to fuck the day away, but the only person he really knew was the secretary that had been assigned to him down here, who was just
barely competent enough to
be a secretary. Who knew that dogs could even manage to stop playing sports long enough to get a job that wasn't managerial?
Seto raised his eyebrow as the blond in question wandered in, chewing idly on a rawhide bone-toy. "Teeth bothering you?"
"Dentist said it would help keep me from chewin' on m' belt," he mumbled around the chew toy. "I ruined one while I was filin' yesterday, and 'm runnin' out."
"Mm. …Joey, you wouldn't happen to know any… rabbits, would you?"
"None that are single," he responded promptly, placing a new stack of papers in the brunet's 'IN' box and grabbing the stack from the 'OUT' box.
Seto scowled as the blond turned to walk away. "Of course not."
"Mayb' if ya jus' got yerself a gir'frien—Damn!" Snarling a little as he dropped his bone, Joey hugged the pile of papers against his stomach and bent over to pick it up.
When the dog's tail flew up and he was given an eyeful of his ass through the tight cloth of his slacks, Seto saw the opportunity to sate himself—and he took it.
"GAH!" Joey yelped as he felt the brunet grab his hips, blushing as he felt his hard cock against his ass and moving to stand up immediately. "What are ya—Lemme go—"
Seto used the blond's momentum against him and spun him around to slam him against the wall, gripping his wrists tightly as the canine squirmed. "Tell me you don't want this," he hissed, pressing between the blond's legs.
"I don't wan—Hnn…" Nose twitching as he took in the rabbit's hormones, Joey whimpered a little. "Ya really are horny…"
"Females of my species went into heat a week ago," Seto groaned. He began humping the blond lightly. "And you've been no help in finding someone to couple with." He smirked as the dog gasped and spread his legs a little. "At least, up until now."
"God ya horny bastard, get offa me," Joey groaned, trying to jerk his wrists free, then sighed and rolled his eyes. "Fine. Just hurry up so I can get back to work." He yelped as the brunet immediately tugged his pants down. "Don't rip my pants! I had t' pay a fortune for—EE!"
Seto thrust into him and groaned. "You're already lubed up. Did you have a date tonight?"
Joey gasped like a drowning man and threw his arms around his neck, eyes wide as the brunet immediately found the spot that made him see stars. "Oh God fuck me right there," he gasped, digging one hand roughly into his short brown hair. "Nn-! Wasn't goin' on a date!"
Purring quietly, the rabbit pressed him harder against the wall and bit his neck lightly. "Then why were you already wet and stretched, puppy?"
"Ngh, I was touchin' myself this morning," he groaned, arching into his thrusts and whining in approval. "Yeah… Right there… Kaiba-!"
Seto shuddered a little at the thought of the blond masturbating, quite enjoying the mental image he got. "What were you thinking about while you touched yourself?"
At that, the blond blushed a little. "N-nothin' special, just—" He gasped as the rabbit gave him a spank and whimpered helplessly. "You! Thinkin' about you!" He squealed as the older boy began humping him harder. "Uh-!"
Seto slammed him against the wall and rammed into him roughly. "Thinking about how I'd fuck you just—like—this?" he ground out, punctuating each word with another hard thrust.
Joey threw his head back and howled. "Yeah—Yeah—Just like this—
Yes!"
"Ow!" The brunet flinched a little as the dog grabbed one of his long ears and yanked. "Gah-!"
Joey screamed as he came, digging his nails into what he thought was his palm. "
Kaiba!"
Seto flinched a little as he felt the blond's nails break the skin of his ear. "Shit-!" The way the canine boy rippled around his cock undid him, though, despite the pain he felt, and he grunted quietly as he reached his climax as well. "Damn-!"
The younger boy yelped as he was promptly dropped, flinching as he felt the brunet's cum dripping down the back of his thighs. "Ugh, ow. Jeez, what was that for-!" he began, rubbing his tailbone, only to frown as he watched the older boy rush over to his desk and grab a handful of tissues. As the rabbit clutched the tissues to his long brown ear, he frowned, shakily getting to his feet. "Jeez, what's your problem?"
"You ripped my ear open!" the rabbit snapped, rushing over to the mirror and lifting the bloody tissues from his ear so he could see the damage. "Ow…! Damn…"
Joey hurriedly pulled his pants up and tucked his shirt in, frowning in concern. "Ya want me t' get some Band-Aids or gauze or somethin'-?"
"Just—get out and leave me alone," Seto snarled, grimacing as he gently touched the gashes. "Ow…"
"…Ya sure ya don't want—" the blond began, feeling bad for hurting him in a way that was apparently excruciating for him.
The rabbit turned to glare at him and barked, "GET OUT!"
Joey scampered to pick up the papers he'd dropped and scampered out of the room, slamming the door behind him. "Yipe!"
Seto pretended that seeing the damp spot forming on the back of the blond's pants didn't turn him on.
.-.-.-.-.-.
"Err. You left this on the floor," Seto muttered, placing the blond's bone-chip on his desk.
Joey blinked at the bone for a moment before his eyebrows rose in realization. "Oh. I forgot." He reached out for it and shoved it back into his mouth. Then, he promptly spit it back out, gagging. "Oh gawd ya didn't even rinse it off!"
"I didn't know I was supposed to!" the brunet replied in surprise.
The canine boy shot him a glare. "What, ya think that just because I'm a dog that I pick up anything off the floor and lick it?"
"No, that's not what I—" Seto began, frowning.
"It's revenge, isn't it? You're mad that I accidentally hurt your ear so ya gave me this—Ya probably covered it with some drug or diseased paste or whatever!" Joey picked up the chip and threw it at him angrily. "If that's the thanks I get for lettin' ya fuck me while you're sufferin' blue balls, I quit!"
"That's not what happened!" the older man cut in hastily, grabbing the blond's shoulders before he could stomp away. "Now, just, hear me out—"
"You're just tryin' t' buy time until that poison starts workin'!" Joey exclaimed angrily, struggling against the brunet's grip. "Lemme go, ya horny bastard, I—"
Seto scowled. "If I poisoned you, getting worked up like this is only going to make it spread faster." When the blond froze, wide-eyed and stunned by the realization, Seto sighed and leaned forward to rub their noses together—further surprising the blond and making him relax a little, if only in confusion. "I didn't poison you," he explained slowly. "I don't chew bones. I eat carrots. I didn't know I was supposed to wash it and even if I had, I never would have thought you'd just shove it in your mouth as soon as you got it back without even looking at it."
"…Oh."
"And even if I
was mad about you clawing my ear, I wouldn't poison you. That just seems a bit much," the brunet deadpanned. "My ears are tender because of the plane ride—my ears don't pop and I get migraines and my ears are fragile for a few weeks afterward. They still hurt," he added, scowling. "Why do you think I keep them pressed down against my skull? I'm not a lop, but I'm tall, and if my ears are upright, they slap the doorway on my way through and I just wouldn't be able to handle that constant abuse after the plane ride."
"…Oh."
Seto scowled. "Stop saying 'oh' and let me apologize for being such a dick after we finished fucking!"
Joey's mouth fell open in surprise. "I… Um… Okay…" He paused, then giggled a little. "I forgive ya."
"I haven't apologized formally yet."
"…Kaiba, maybe you should go finish your paperwork. Ya got a meeting later this afternoon," the blond added, peeking at his calendar on the desk. He peered up at the brunet playfully and smiled. "And if ya finish early enough, ya might get another opportunity to find me bent over." He watched in satisfaction as the brunet immediately shut down, smile growing brighter. "I didn't become a secretary just 'cause I'm good at filin' things. The idea of bein' taken on a desk by my boss has always been kinky."
Seto opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again, then made a sound oddly like a strangled squeak and walked past him, slamming the door to his office closed behind him.
Joey grinned. "Executives are silly." But he couldn't help the shiver of excitement when he heard the brunet snarl a curse and begin slamming on his keyboard. He'd certainly get his paperwork done before his appointment.
