The New Girl - Perfection has Landed!
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Yu-Gi-Oh › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
21
Views:
3,608
Reviews:
55
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 10: Intament Moment
The New Girl
Sakura: How was my last chapter?
Seto: Horrible.
Sakura: Shut up!
Seto: Why should I?
Sakura: Cause. I'll call all the Seto fan girls and have them chase you all over.
Seto: You wouldn't? Would you?
Sakura: Try me. "Glares at him"
Seto: I'll shut up!
Sakura: That's what I thought! Start this fic! Yes! I'm Back With SETO TORTURE! MWAHAHA! I hope you like it Yugi4Ever! And Bahamut! :D
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Kaiba:..................................*shocked...speechless....*....I would kick that little bitch's ass....
Lori: 'Sides...you're doing this fic with two fangirls.
Kaiba: -.-;; Some one...please shoot me.
Phantom: But we like you for all the wrong reasons.
Chapter 10 - Intament Moment
Phantom: -.- shall I even bother pointing out the spelling error in the title?
Jou: Nah, its pointless. And her introduction SUCKED big fat cock!
All: *sniggers*
Bakura: Ohayou everyone ^-^
Kaiba: O.o you’re unusually happy today.
Malik: He got laid last night. *yawns*
Phantom: -_- hentai bakas. Eh…well…in any case, welcome to the ever-so-tormenting chapter 10 of this eyesore. Maybe she got something right for once, ne? *points to above introduction* This IS Kaiba torture…
Kaiba: To put it lightly.
Lori: *pops up out of nowhere with Jounouchi in tow* And the fact that it was horrible – and is about to get much worse – is also correct.
Phantom: And, before we get on with it, I would like to shout out a big ARIGATOU to ALL of our reviewers! Flamers or no! Thanks for your comments and criticism! XD You fine people are what keep this fic alive and continuing, right to the very end.
Ryou: *walks out of bedroom limping and rubbing his head* *in a hoarse voice* The very end…?
Phantom: Yep ^-^ so without further ado, let the show begin!!
**~***~**
Seto's P.O.V
Dinner went smoothly except for the waiter occasionaly slipping in language. I stared at Sakura all night.
Kaiba: *eye roll* Spell “occasionally” right, and no, I did not stare at her all night. My brainwashed clone did.
Lori: Either that, or you just stared at her, wondering how two beautiful parents could have such a fugly baby....
After dinner Sakura was very cheerful. We stopped by the side of the road and settled on a beach. Yugi and Kari went off some where to look for shells or something like that.
Phantom: Heh… shells… cute…But… isn’t that what 5 year-olds do?
Lori: *pauses from picking up shells with Yugi* Huh?
Kaiba + Phantom: *points and laughs like a maniac*
"Thanks for the great dinner," Sakura looked at me and smiled with sparkling emrald green eyes. I couldn't help but stare at them. They were so beautiful when they looked at me. The moon didn't even outshine the sparkle in them. She was easily pleased with small tokens of affection.
Mai: UGH! For the last FUCKING time! It’s “EMERALD”!! Spell it right you dyslexic whore!
Isis: O.O we certainly have a mouth on us today…
Mai: Oh, be quiet. -_- *lights up a smoke*
"Your welcome. It was my pleasure." I told her. She seemed satisified with the answer and looked at the moon.
Phantom: *gags* It’s “you’re”, just for the record, and “satisfied”. Just out of curiosity, who really DOES go for walks down the beach on a first date in full cocktail attire, huh? XD
"Seto...thanks for being my friend. I didn't have many when I lived in Osaka. I pretended that they were great friends. But they wern't, well I had one. She was my best friend. When I met you, Yugi and the others. It was like I was leaving not a home behind, but just another place that I lived. This truly feels like home. Anyway, I'm glad I'm here." Sakura smiled as she told me. "Why do you despise Yugi and the others so much? What happened to you when you were young?" She asked a question I didn't like to answer.
Kaiba: *scoffs* “Didn’t like to answer”? Ugh. Someone get me my morphine. And it’s “weren’t”.
Bakura: Where are my sharp, rusty, serrated---
Phantom: Let’s just…continue…shall we?
Malik: o.o you actually sounded sane just then…
"It's a little personal. It will spoil the moment if I tell you. I don't want to ruin the beauty. All I can say is you brought something out of me," I said to her, "Something I thought would never come out."
Kaiba: *shudders* Uh, oh, God…this is…so…not…me…
Ryou: It’s like a really…bad…*pauses* It’s not even a soap opera! It’s WORSE than a soap opera!
Jou: I never thought I’d say this, Kaiba, but I feel for you. I really do. *pats his back*
Lori: *pats Jou's crotch*
Jou: O___o
"What is it?" Curiousity fill her eyes.
"Love." I replied simply.
Kaiba: *faints* X.X
Lori: *vomits*
Malik: O.o
Phantom: >________> *throws grenades at Sakura*
"Love..." she looked down, sadness filled those emrald eyes, "You know I can't. Not right now. I have to deal with Aroga before I get into anything serious. You know that. Please don't think badly of me?" her eyes were pleading for an answer.
Mai: *has a heart attack over the same bloody spelling error once again* EMERALD!! NOT “EMRALD” EMERALD!! And “curiousity” should be “curiosity”.
Phantom: *preparing more ammunition and weapons of mass destruction* <.< >.>
I won't. I thought. "I can wait. You don't have to worry." I pulled her closer to me and cupped my hand on her chin.
"You'd wait for me. No one has ever waited for me. No one. You really would?" she asked with a smile. I simply nodded my head and pulled her in close for a kiss.
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Phantom: DIIIIIE MOTHERFUCKER!!! *open fires with machine gun*
Lori + Bakura: *laugh hysterically at Sakura getting full of bullet holes*
Kaiba: Can you brutally assassinate my clone, while you’re at it?
Lori: *tortures the Kaiba clone until he lies there, bleeding and crying, then licks up the blood/tears mixture* Mmm....Seto....your sweet, sweet liquid agony...mmm, yummy...
Chicken: *walks past*
All: O____o
That's when the voice we both regonized said, "HA HA! Isn't that cute! A couple on the beach! Just about to share their first kiss. Too bad I'm gonna have to destroy it." Aroga appeared holding a long black staff. He waved it once and a woman appeared in the sand. So many deep cuts were in her I could tell she was dead. Sakura looked tearfully at the woman and moaned the name Jenina. She told me about her before. Her foster mother. My emlpoyee who left me with the papers of Sakura's custody. He aimed his staff again.
All: o_O
Lori: What the fuck?
Phantom: Those errors should be more like “recognised” and “employee”.
Honda: Not to mention this whole scene was a total cliché… -_-
Otogi: Oh yes. The whole “bad guy interrupts the sappy first kiss and the happy couple are forever doomed from this moment on” scene.
Kaiba: Touché -__-
"GET BACK!" Sakura pushed me out of the way and dodged a dark energy ball. I was pissed off. For once in a life time I had a date with a great girl and he ruined it. Sakura helped me up and walked toward Aroga.
Phantom: Pfft. As if a girl of her perfected size could push a sumo wrestler like Kaiba out of the way -.-
Kaiba: Sumo…wrestler? I barely weigh 65kg! Or 143lbs for all you American readers.
Phantom: THAT is according to your stats*. We all know it is like humanly impossible – without being anorexic or bulimic – for a man of 6’1” height to be THAT light in weight. That’s only like…15kg more than what *I* weigh! XD
Kaiba: At least I’m not a fat arse.
Phantom: BWAHAHAHA. You are so.
Kaiba: O_O I am not!
Lori: Oh, put a cork in it! Both of you! *throws a jar of salsa at Kaiba followed by a shoe at Phantom* -_-
"What are you doing?" I asked, shocked that she was walking toward him.
She simply turned her head toward me, looked at me with sincere emrald eyes that sparkled, and told me, "This is my fight. I don't want you to get hurt. I don't want you to die. I need to fight him, alone." a strange mist gathered around her and Aroga. I ran toward the mist. It felt like I hit a brick wall.
Bakura: This Aroga guy kicks ass! He’s a pussy, but he is pure sin…
Marik: I concur. Oh, and Bakura?
Bakura: What?
Marik: Never EVER lick a steak knife. *is bleeding from his tongue out his mouth and down his chin*
All: -_-;; dumbass.
"Sakura! You're not alone!" I shouted angrily. What's that going to do? A voice in the back of my head told me, She can't hear you. "Yes she can! I just have to trust that she can!" I yelled at myself. I punched at the black mist with all might coming up with nothing at all. Nothing!
"I can help you." A voice behind me said.
"Who are you?" I said turning around.
Lori: "Sakura........I am your father......"
**~***~** TBC…
*=You’ll find a lot of information on Kaiba Seto here… http://www.absoluteanime.com/yu-gi-oh/seto.htm
Phantom: That was, without a doubt, thee most…
Kaiba: EXCRUCIATING!!
Phantom: Chapter yet.
Lori: I hope this shit gets banned from ff.net, simply because it's stupid, and may cause small children and pregnant women to bleed from the eyes.
All: O_o
Lori: *sighs* I've been reading Stephen King again...morbid thoughts. Wheeeeheeheehee! *slowly rocks back and forth*
Phantom: Yeah…err… okay…I was about to misread that and have it say “…and may cause children to get pregnant and small women to bleed from the eyes”. o-O
Kaiba: You’re so unsophisticated that you never cease to surprise me. Absolute idiocy is what makes this fic so relentless.
Malik: What was with the chicken?
Phantom: Our minds come up with strange things.
Lori: Indeed. Now, read, review and flame, my perverted minions! :D
Phantom: Luv ya ^~ *gets dragged off by Lori and Kaiba*
Sakura: How was my last chapter?
Seto: Horrible.
Sakura: Shut up!
Seto: Why should I?
Sakura: Cause. I'll call all the Seto fan girls and have them chase you all over.
Seto: You wouldn't? Would you?
Sakura: Try me. "Glares at him"
Seto: I'll shut up!
Sakura: That's what I thought! Start this fic! Yes! I'm Back With SETO TORTURE! MWAHAHA! I hope you like it Yugi4Ever! And Bahamut! :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaiba:..................................*shocked...speechless....*....I would kick that little bitch's ass....
Lori: 'Sides...you're doing this fic with two fangirls.
Kaiba: -.-;; Some one...please shoot me.
Phantom: But we like you for all the wrong reasons.
Chapter 10 - Intament Moment
Phantom: -.- shall I even bother pointing out the spelling error in the title?
Jou: Nah, its pointless. And her introduction SUCKED big fat cock!
All: *sniggers*
Bakura: Ohayou everyone ^-^
Kaiba: O.o you’re unusually happy today.
Malik: He got laid last night. *yawns*
Phantom: -_- hentai bakas. Eh…well…in any case, welcome to the ever-so-tormenting chapter 10 of this eyesore. Maybe she got something right for once, ne? *points to above introduction* This IS Kaiba torture…
Kaiba: To put it lightly.
Lori: *pops up out of nowhere with Jounouchi in tow* And the fact that it was horrible – and is about to get much worse – is also correct.
Phantom: And, before we get on with it, I would like to shout out a big ARIGATOU to ALL of our reviewers! Flamers or no! Thanks for your comments and criticism! XD You fine people are what keep this fic alive and continuing, right to the very end.
Ryou: *walks out of bedroom limping and rubbing his head* *in a hoarse voice* The very end…?
Phantom: Yep ^-^ so without further ado, let the show begin!!
**~***~**
Seto's P.O.V
Dinner went smoothly except for the waiter occasionaly slipping in language. I stared at Sakura all night.
Kaiba: *eye roll* Spell “occasionally” right, and no, I did not stare at her all night. My brainwashed clone did.
Lori: Either that, or you just stared at her, wondering how two beautiful parents could have such a fugly baby....
After dinner Sakura was very cheerful. We stopped by the side of the road and settled on a beach. Yugi and Kari went off some where to look for shells or something like that.
Phantom: Heh… shells… cute…But… isn’t that what 5 year-olds do?
Lori: *pauses from picking up shells with Yugi* Huh?
Kaiba + Phantom: *points and laughs like a maniac*
"Thanks for the great dinner," Sakura looked at me and smiled with sparkling emrald green eyes. I couldn't help but stare at them. They were so beautiful when they looked at me. The moon didn't even outshine the sparkle in them. She was easily pleased with small tokens of affection.
Mai: UGH! For the last FUCKING time! It’s “EMERALD”!! Spell it right you dyslexic whore!
Isis: O.O we certainly have a mouth on us today…
Mai: Oh, be quiet. -_- *lights up a smoke*
"Your welcome. It was my pleasure." I told her. She seemed satisified with the answer and looked at the moon.
Phantom: *gags* It’s “you’re”, just for the record, and “satisfied”. Just out of curiosity, who really DOES go for walks down the beach on a first date in full cocktail attire, huh? XD
"Seto...thanks for being my friend. I didn't have many when I lived in Osaka. I pretended that they were great friends. But they wern't, well I had one. She was my best friend. When I met you, Yugi and the others. It was like I was leaving not a home behind, but just another place that I lived. This truly feels like home. Anyway, I'm glad I'm here." Sakura smiled as she told me. "Why do you despise Yugi and the others so much? What happened to you when you were young?" She asked a question I didn't like to answer.
Kaiba: *scoffs* “Didn’t like to answer”? Ugh. Someone get me my morphine. And it’s “weren’t”.
Bakura: Where are my sharp, rusty, serrated---
Phantom: Let’s just…continue…shall we?
Malik: o.o you actually sounded sane just then…
"It's a little personal. It will spoil the moment if I tell you. I don't want to ruin the beauty. All I can say is you brought something out of me," I said to her, "Something I thought would never come out."
Kaiba: *shudders* Uh, oh, God…this is…so…not…me…
Ryou: It’s like a really…bad…*pauses* It’s not even a soap opera! It’s WORSE than a soap opera!
Jou: I never thought I’d say this, Kaiba, but I feel for you. I really do. *pats his back*
Lori: *pats Jou's crotch*
Jou: O___o
"What is it?" Curiousity fill her eyes.
"Love." I replied simply.
Kaiba: *faints* X.X
Lori: *vomits*
Malik: O.o
Phantom: >________> *throws grenades at Sakura*
"Love..." she looked down, sadness filled those emrald eyes, "You know I can't. Not right now. I have to deal with Aroga before I get into anything serious. You know that. Please don't think badly of me?" her eyes were pleading for an answer.
Mai: *has a heart attack over the same bloody spelling error once again* EMERALD!! NOT “EMRALD” EMERALD!! And “curiousity” should be “curiosity”.
Phantom: *preparing more ammunition and weapons of mass destruction* <.< >.>
I won't. I thought. "I can wait. You don't have to worry." I pulled her closer to me and cupped my hand on her chin.
"You'd wait for me. No one has ever waited for me. No one. You really would?" she asked with a smile. I simply nodded my head and pulled her in close for a kiss.
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Phantom: DIIIIIE MOTHERFUCKER!!! *open fires with machine gun*
Lori + Bakura: *laugh hysterically at Sakura getting full of bullet holes*
Kaiba: Can you brutally assassinate my clone, while you’re at it?
Lori: *tortures the Kaiba clone until he lies there, bleeding and crying, then licks up the blood/tears mixture* Mmm....Seto....your sweet, sweet liquid agony...mmm, yummy...
Chicken: *walks past*
All: O____o
That's when the voice we both regonized said, "HA HA! Isn't that cute! A couple on the beach! Just about to share their first kiss. Too bad I'm gonna have to destroy it." Aroga appeared holding a long black staff. He waved it once and a woman appeared in the sand. So many deep cuts were in her I could tell she was dead. Sakura looked tearfully at the woman and moaned the name Jenina. She told me about her before. Her foster mother. My emlpoyee who left me with the papers of Sakura's custody. He aimed his staff again.
All: o_O
Lori: What the fuck?
Phantom: Those errors should be more like “recognised” and “employee”.
Honda: Not to mention this whole scene was a total cliché… -_-
Otogi: Oh yes. The whole “bad guy interrupts the sappy first kiss and the happy couple are forever doomed from this moment on” scene.
Kaiba: Touché -__-
"GET BACK!" Sakura pushed me out of the way and dodged a dark energy ball. I was pissed off. For once in a life time I had a date with a great girl and he ruined it. Sakura helped me up and walked toward Aroga.
Phantom: Pfft. As if a girl of her perfected size could push a sumo wrestler like Kaiba out of the way -.-
Kaiba: Sumo…wrestler? I barely weigh 65kg! Or 143lbs for all you American readers.
Phantom: THAT is according to your stats*. We all know it is like humanly impossible – without being anorexic or bulimic – for a man of 6’1” height to be THAT light in weight. That’s only like…15kg more than what *I* weigh! XD
Kaiba: At least I’m not a fat arse.
Phantom: BWAHAHAHA. You are so.
Kaiba: O_O I am not!
Lori: Oh, put a cork in it! Both of you! *throws a jar of salsa at Kaiba followed by a shoe at Phantom* -_-
"What are you doing?" I asked, shocked that she was walking toward him.
She simply turned her head toward me, looked at me with sincere emrald eyes that sparkled, and told me, "This is my fight. I don't want you to get hurt. I don't want you to die. I need to fight him, alone." a strange mist gathered around her and Aroga. I ran toward the mist. It felt like I hit a brick wall.
Bakura: This Aroga guy kicks ass! He’s a pussy, but he is pure sin…
Marik: I concur. Oh, and Bakura?
Bakura: What?
Marik: Never EVER lick a steak knife. *is bleeding from his tongue out his mouth and down his chin*
All: -_-;; dumbass.
"Sakura! You're not alone!" I shouted angrily. What's that going to do? A voice in the back of my head told me, She can't hear you. "Yes she can! I just have to trust that she can!" I yelled at myself. I punched at the black mist with all might coming up with nothing at all. Nothing!
"I can help you." A voice behind me said.
"Who are you?" I said turning around.
Lori: "Sakura........I am your father......"
**~***~** TBC…
*=You’ll find a lot of information on Kaiba Seto here… http://www.absoluteanime.com/yu-gi-oh/seto.htm
Phantom: That was, without a doubt, thee most…
Kaiba: EXCRUCIATING!!
Phantom: Chapter yet.
Lori: I hope this shit gets banned from ff.net, simply because it's stupid, and may cause small children and pregnant women to bleed from the eyes.
All: O_o
Lori: *sighs* I've been reading Stephen King again...morbid thoughts. Wheeeeheeheehee! *slowly rocks back and forth*
Phantom: Yeah…err… okay…I was about to misread that and have it say “…and may cause children to get pregnant and small women to bleed from the eyes”. o-O
Kaiba: You’re so unsophisticated that you never cease to surprise me. Absolute idiocy is what makes this fic so relentless.
Malik: What was with the chicken?
Phantom: Our minds come up with strange things.
Lori: Indeed. Now, read, review and flame, my perverted minions! :D
Phantom: Luv ya ^~ *gets dragged off by Lori and Kaiba*