Millenium Gold: The seX Philes

This phile is most humbly dedicated to one Columbia, whose absolute love of Rex and Weevil has taken her over. This one is for you, sweetie. Much love. Here, we discover that things aren'tays ays as they seem. This chappie contains: a little yaoi threesome (whoa), ritualistic animal sex, and all around fun! Also, Columbia, I've chosen to use their Japanese names in this, as I like them better. If you don't know what they are(but I'm sure you do), they are Dinosaur Ryuzaki for Rex and Insector Haga for Weevil, which I like LOADS better than "Weevil." They are extremely OOC, so I hope you don't mind.

For the review I got asking me where I got the original YGO series in Japanese: go to discountanimedvd.com! They sell the ENTIRE series, both English dub and original sub. And if you think Yami has a sexy voice in the dub, wait till you hear it in the sub! Him and Seto Kaiba! *faints* There's even a couple of YGO movies that will not be released in the US!! You don't wanna miss them, either!!!

And finally, for my little flamer, C1M1. First of all, you never sent me a phile request, not even on email or my IM, or in a review. Second of all, if you supposedly hated my story sooooo much, you wouldn't have reviewed it or broke your ass to come out to see if I typed this phantom phile, now would you? And nobody else seems to mind where I get my ideas from, mainly my husband, so wahhh. Third of all, I don't give a damn if you read my story or not or if you hate me or not. For every negative review I get (and mind you, your pitiful little one was the FIRST one I HAVE EVER GOTTEN), I get ten more positive ones. So to sum this up in two words, FUCK YOU. Moving right along!

DISCLAIMER: *glares angrily* They. Are. Not. Mine. So. There.

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~*~From: TheMasterDuelists@hagazaki.net
To: seme&uke@sennengold.com
Subject: Our Request


Hello, Amethyst and Sapphire. Another award-winning team, just as we are. We are Ryuzaki and Haga, the best two duelists in the world. We come to you requesting a fantasy, to make your jobs just that more fun. (A/N: Arrogant little so-and-sos, aren't they?)

Since we haven't found a worthy one to introduce us to the mysteries of sex, we are coming to you for that. However, this is the challenging part. We want someone to submit to us, ant ust us have our way with them. We both like control, and even though we are friends, we both have issues concerning the power play. We also both like just men, and beautfiul, soft ones at that. Can you grant this, or not? Let us know.

Winning as many awards as we do, we can surely pay you guys, so that is not a concern.

Haga and Ryuzaki~*~

*~*From: Seme&Uke@sennengold.com
To: TheMasterDuelists@hagazaki.net
Subject: re Our Request

First, let me thank you for choosing Millennium Gold. I am Sapphire, and since I also love a challenge. You two intrigue me, and I personally will take on your fantasy. I like control as well, so this night will be quite interesting

Your fantasy will be carried out Saturday at 10:00 sharp in fantasy mansion #3. Just bring youselves, and the rest is up to me. And trust me, this night will not be one you'll forget easily.

See you Saturday.

Sapphire the Dragon Master*~*

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Haga sped his little Volkswagen Beetle down the streets of Domino, hurrying for his and Ryuzaki's appointment. Beside him on the passenger side, Ryuzaki was currently holding onto the armrests tightly, his face white as a sheet. Haga grinned, and stepped on the gas faster, making Ryuzaki yelp.

"Slow this damn car down, bakayaro!" Ryuzaki hissed.

"Nahh, we don't want to be late," Haga drawled lazily, eyeing Ryuzaki with mild amusement. "Who would have thought the famous Dino duelist was afraid of a little speed."

"Fuck you," Ryuzaki hissed from between clenched teeth.

Haga laughed, then turned the car at an alarming rate up into a circular driveway. Ryuzaki gave a little squeak, then lurched forward as the car stopped, albeit abruptly.

"I will never ride with your ass again," he said, glaring at Haga angrily once his heart rate returned to normal.

"Hey, you still gotta get home, jackass!" Haga said, pushing his gold-framed glasses up his nose as he walked beside Ryuzaki to the front door.

"Jerk," Ryuzaki hissed, ringing the doorbell.

The door was flung open(quite dramatically) by a cute little guy with tri-colored spikes adorning his head. He wore a pair of black leather pants with a black wife beater. On his neck, he wore a buckled choker, and the most interesting thing was the pyramid-shaped tattoo on his right shoulder.

"Hi, Ryuzaki-kun and Haga-kun," he said serenely. "I am Tenshi, and will escort you to your pleasure room. Please follow me." He turned then, and Ryuzaki and Haga scurried to catch up with him, which was no real challenge.

Tenshi led them down a short hallway to a door. He then turned to face both men squarely.

"Sapphire is waiting. He's a really good lover, and will take care of both of you quite thoroughly. Please, enjoy your pleasures." With that, Tenshi winked one violet eye saucily and headed over to the elevator.

Ryuzaki swallowed hard, then opened the door and walked in, Haga following him. Ryuzaki couldn't help but gasp, and even hard-to-please Haga grunted, pretending to be unimpressed.

The room was large and beautiful, with lots of candles. On a table in the corner lay a huge bottle of lube, a pair of handcuffs, and various other sex toys.

Haga and Ryuzaki looked around in awe, walking around the beautiful black room. The bed was large and lined with black and white silk sheets, and the some of the candles lit were vanilla scented. They were so busy eyeballing the room that they jumped when the door closed behind them like a shot.

"So, you finally made it. Good."

Haga and Ryuzaki stared in absolute awe at the tall, blue dressed god that stood before them. He wore tight blue leather pants with black boots, and a blue silk shirt, which was opened, revealing his muscular chest. His hair was sable brown and slightly tousled, and his lips were full and kiss-swollen. He raked his sapphire-blue eyes over the two boys, finding them to his satisfaction. 'Oh yeah,' he thought. 'This is gonna be fun.' "So,"So, you two are here to have your dominant natures satisfied. Well, you've come to the right place."

"That is correct," Ryuzaki said, flipping his messy brown hair out of his eyes. "I hope you can meet our fantasy, since you don't seem to be the submissive type."

"True, but if you remember, my email address het Mit Millenium Gold is a contradiction within itself. At times I am the uke, while Amethyst is the seme, and vice versa. Submitting to you two will not be a problem. However, it is time for the games to begin. Take those glasses off; I know you can see without them and I also don't want them broken."

Haga gasped, then obeyed. His awe of Sapphire obviously made him forget that he was supposed to be in charge, not the other way around.

"Ass," Ryuzaki hissed. "HE is supposed to yield to US, idiot!"

"Shut the hell up, I'll do as I want," Haga snapped. "Come here, Sapphire. I want to kiss you."

Sapphire obeyed, crouching down on knee-level so teh shorter boy could get to him. Haga was actually a decent kisser,phirphire thought as he dueled tongues with the little one.

Ryuzaki watched, feeling an unnamed emotion course through him wildly. He suddenly didn't want Sapphire to kiss Haga anymore.

"Stop. Enough. Come to me now, Sapphire. I want the sweetness of your lips as well."

With a wry smirk, Sapphire crawled on his knees over to Ryuzaki and kissed as as well. Ryuzaki moaned and responded fiercely. Each boy had his hands tangled in the other's brown hair as Sapphire plundered Ryuzaki's mouth.

Haga watched, seething with unrestrained lust and--jealousy? He was jealous? He shook his head, his teal hair falling into his eyes.

Sapphire broke the kiss, and looked into Ryuzaki's eyes.

For a moment, it was silent. Just the sound of ragged breathing filled the space. Then one word cut the silence like a knife.

"Strip."

Sapphire smirked, then stood up. Holding Ryuzaki's eyes, he slowly slid the silk shirt off his shoulders, revealing his chest fully. He unsnapped the leather pants, sliding them down the long length of his well-muscled legs.

Both Haga and Ryuzaki drooled at the sight of Sapphire's long, lean , fully nude body. 'Damn,' Hage thought. 'If only it was Ryuzaki.'

'Damn,' Ryuzaki thought. 'If only it was Haga.'

Sapphire smiled, grinning slightly as he watched both boys. The lust in their eyes was not for him, he knew that. He knew from the beginning that the boys really wanted each other. Oh the head games were SO easy. He decided to take pity on them, and make it easy.

"I need to go and get some more lubricant. Will you two be okay alone?"

"Yes, we'll be fine," Ryuzaki said, ever the spokesperson for the two.

"Okay good. I would like it if you guys got naked and waited on the bed for me."

"We can do that," Haga said, regaining his voice.

"I'll be right back," Sapphire whispered, walking out of the side door and closing it.

On the other side of the door, Yugi met him with a blue silk robe and a smile. Sapphire grinned, and kissed him.

"Come on, Yugi. Let's go to the control room and see if our efforts were in vain."

"Okay, Seto."

The two men strode down the hallway, coming to the elevator. Yugi pushed the down button, and the two men were inside, heading to the control room.

Sapphire had heard of the dynamic dueling team, and how they seemed unusually close while trying to keep up the front of being surly and cross towards each other. After having a flyer sent in the mail to each boys' house, and having Diamond stalk the two of them for a couple of weeks, his results paid off. They requested a fantasy. Sapphire could tell from the videos Diamond sent back to tha that the boys wanted each other badly, but had too much pride to show it. So, he decided to take matters into his own hands.
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Meanwhile upstairs, Haga had taken his shoes and socks off, followed by his jacket and shirt. He was just about to unbuckle his pants when he noticed Ryuzaki staring at him, damn near drooling.

"The hell are you looking at?"

"Nothing, dammit. Just finish already."

Haga grunted, then strippet oft of his jeans. He was just about to drop the boxers when he looked over at Ryuzaki.

Ryuzaki had done basically the same, taking his shoes and jeans off, leaving him in boxers from the waist down. He then slipped off his hat anggleggles, which tumbled his shoulder length hair some, then lost his shirt. He slipped his boxers off, then, with a casuallness he did not feel, walked over to the bed. He climbed in and slipped under the covers before Haga could see his erection.

Haga swallowed hard, then lost his boxers. He ran over to the bed and climbed in ont he other side, his erection starting to tent the sheets slightly.

"How long is he gonna take?" Haga wondered after a tense silence.

"Hell I don't know, but I wish he'd hurry up. I'm ready to fuck."

"Do-do you have any experience, Rex?" Hagnderndered, calling Ryuzaki the nickname he'd given him after his favorite card.

"Yes, I have a little, enough to know that I like control. Do you have any experience, Haga?"

"Just a little kissing, some touching. Nothing much."

"If you want, we can practice now before Sapphire gets back. He's a very skilled lover, and knows a lot of stuff."

"Okay, that's fine."

"Turn to face me."

Haga obeyed, and looked at Rex with uncertainty in his eyes.

"I'll not hurt you, Haga. Now close your eyes."

Haga obeyed, and Rex leaned in gently to kiss him. Haga responded instantly, and drew closer to Rex, tangling his hands in the other boys hair.

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Downstairs, Yugi sat contentedly in Yami's lap, eating popcorn, while Seto was holding them both in his own lap. The three of them watched as Rex kissed Haga with both skill and passion.

"Damn, Seto. You've done it yet again. How is it you seem to know who wants who?" Yami adked, admiration in his voice.

"Simple," Seto replied coolly. "The reports Kura bought back to me were plain as day. All they needed was a situation to bring them together."

"Outstanding as always, Seto. Yugi and I must reward you. After all, you ARE naked under that robe."

Seto laughed, then moaned as he was attacked by the near twins.
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Upstairs, Rex and Haga had gotten pretty heated. Rex had Haga laying on his back, licking and sucking his tender little pink nipples. Haga was moaning in delighted frenzy.

Rex stopped for a minute, then looked up at Haga.

"I want to make love to you."

"Yes, I understand."

"You will submit to me." It wasn't a question.

"To you and only you, Rex. I've waited for this for so long."

"As have I."

Rex then kissed the entire length of Haga's small, compact body. He slowly made his way down Haga's stomach, swirling his tongue around his navel before dipping in teasingly. Haga moaned and arched his back, then shrieked in delight as he felt Rex's tongue tenderly touch the tip of his erection. Rex laughed softly to himself, then devoured Haga's erection in one gulp.

Haga cried out loudly, then purred as he felt Rex move slowly up and down on his length. Rex was quite good at this, having read several books before calling Millenium Gold. After all, he didn't want to go in blind.

Haga was twisting, his teal colored bangs stuck to his forehead by sweat. He tensed, then cried out, feeling himself about to come.

"Rex, I-I'm gonna..."

He couldn't even finish as his release crashed on him like waves to a shore. With a high pitched cry, hee, fe, feeling Rex's mouth work overtime to catch every drop of his release.

Rex swallowed greedily, then sat up and looked at Haga with a smug little smile.

"You like?"

"Hell yeah," Haga whispered, still stunned.

"Let's get to the fun stuff now, koi. You are a virgin, correct?"

"Yeah."

"I won't hurt you, but if I do anything you don't like, or that frightens you, let me know, okay?"

"I can do that." (A/N: Rex is gonna take care of his man!!)

Rex whipped out a bottle of lubricant that he had grabbed and stashed under the pillow. Grinning, he carefully lubed one finger, tehn gently spread Haga's thighs. He slowly inserted that slick finger into Haga's virgin entrance, earning him a gasp of suprised pleasure. Emboldened, he added a second finger, stopping when he heard Haga's surprised hiss.

"Did that hurt?"

"N-n-no, just felt strange."

"All right. If I hurt you, tell me."

"Hai."

Rextinutinued, using his fingers in a scissoring motion to further stretch Haga's opening. He then rubbed gently against a sweet little bundle of nerves located inside Haga, and while he had him distracted and moaning, he added finger number three.

Haga gasped loudly, feeling full. He stared with wide blue eyes at the dinosaur duelist.

"Shhhhh, I'll stop now," Rex whispered soothingly. He then took his fingers out of Haga, then proceeded to lubricate himself generously.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm preparing myself. I tried to get as much lube inside you as possible, and this will slicken the way for us more."

With that said, Rex carefully climbed between Haga's parted thighs, settling in.

"This may hurt some, butterfly. I will be as gentle as I can. The only thing I ask is that you relax yourself as much as possible, okay?"

"Yes."

Rex carefully pressed forward, sliding in inch by inch into Haga's warm, tight walls. Haga was moaning, having relaxed as much as possible and Rex's stimulation of his newly returned erection helping a great . . Rex shuddered once he was fully inside Haga. He was trying to give him a minute to adjust, but when Haga raised his hips and thrust against him impatiently, he lost it.

With a savage growl, he drove into Haga fiercely, thrilled when Haga met him thrust for thrust. Rex was growling and chanting "mine, mine, mine" in time with his savage thrusts. They made fierce demands on each other, Rex growling pretty much like his favorite card, and Haga making high, keening noises, pretty much like a mosquito.

Rex felt a wild animal savagery rise in him, the same as his imminent release. He grabbed Haga's hair and turned his head to the side roughly, baring the juncture of his shoulder and neck. With a loud scream and harsh pull of Haga's erection, he bit down into that juncture hard, feeling blood trickle into his mouth, marking Haga as his.

Haga screamed in pained pleasure, and returned the bite, on the opposite side of Rex's neck. They'd marked each other, in true animal fashion.

"Mine," Rex whispered, looking into Haga's eyes after they had calmed down.

"Yours," Haga whispered, kissing Rex softly before falling asleep, Rex following soon after.

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Downstairs, a naked Seto sat up, watching his two lovers sleeping peacefully beside him. He was troubled, and he knew why.

'Yami and Yugi have a bond I'll never fit into. I need to find a lover of my own, even though they both give me great joy and satisfaction. It is not the same. I feel like a third wheel. I must find my own lover.'

The search was on.......

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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! There you go, Columbia! I loved the whole "marking" part. I've read that in a lot of DBZ fics, and thought I'd incorporate it here. Hope you liked your phile!!

I had to throw a little Yami/Yugi/Seto in there, just because! *giggles*

Thanks to the reviewer who looked up allllll those Celtic names for the Celtic Guardian. I will choose one more than likely from that list, and since you went through all that trouble, YOU tell me who in the MG fold you wanna see him get it on with! That phile is for you, for going out of your way!

Seto's hunt for a lover is officially on! It will be Jou, but I need to think of a good way for them to get together first. That will take a little time.

To AmberEyes, who suggested Diamond/Emerald/Isis get together as a training session: CAPITAL IDEA! That phile will be for you my sweet! *blows a kiss* Matter of fact, I think it will be next! I also got another phile request near similar, but with Ryou. I'm game, and can do that one as well!

Marik is one harddddd bastard to classify! I was up all weekend getting a feel for him from both the original and dubbed animes. He's sadistic to protect himself, and sometimes just to be an ass, so his phile is really proving to be a challenge. *mad scientist laugh* Challenges give me such a rush!

Once again, thanks to all who reviewed, even my sorry little flamer. My hubby and I toasted marshmallows in that little flicker sweetie! Try again!!

Keysha