The Diary Of Seto Kaiba Fucking Me Senseless
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Hot and Depressed!
Just got back from Florida. Here’s your update!
(P.S my thank yous to all of you at the bottom of the story so you could just fuck the story and read your thank yous hit the rate button and go the fuck on to another story! I did that once.)
Hot and Depressed!
Well now you can see my life is really fucked up now.
But I‘m pretty sure you still wanna see how fucked up it is and how I get fucked…so lets get on with it.
Time: About 3:00am
Date: Sunday, March 15, 2004
Place: Mai’s Home Park
Well I’m outside on this bench/swing thing and nothing but depressed. I find out my best friend has slept with my other best friend then my best friend went and slept with my best friend’s family. Confusing ne? Well if it is your on my level right now. I don’t know what to do or what to say to either one of them! Should I interrogate Rina ask her why did she hide her past from me like that or should I interrogate Tristan and ask him why didn’t he tell me sooner since he knew so much. Damn and to find out like that. I wonder who’s going to win the $50 now?
What in the hell are you doing out here for? Guess who that is? I look over and see no one.
Down you idiot. So I look down. Guess it it was. Midnight.
“Well funny seeing you here.”
Depressing seeing you here. See how evil cats are sometimes? Cute but evil.
“What do you mean?”
Last I remember, you were suppose to be staying over a friends house to have fun with all your close friends. How in the hell…I guess Midnight really does live with me now.
“Well your right about that. We played a game…”
What did it do attack the lot of you and kill you all? First when did the cat start speaking in Britain and 2nd such a vivid imagination.
“Can I finish? Anyways we played a game called secrets. It was getting good until Tristan I don‘t know if you know him but he spilled everything he knew about Rina.”
I looked over to Midnight who seemed to be in deep thought. So I waited……..
Fuck ‘em. Wait did I hear that right?
Yes you heard me right Fuck em. I could only blink.
“What do you mean exactly?”
Not literally fuck them I mean fuck whatever they have said. I mean lets see who hates each other?
“Rina and Tristan.”
Who ended up fighting?
“Rina and Tristan.”
Who did they end up hurting
“me.”
Well there‘s your answer. Wow for some reason I actually understood what Midnight was saying. So I had my solution. I looked back down to Midnight to say thank you but she/he wasn’t there…
“Thank you!”
“Who are you talking to Joey?” I looked over and saw a person draped in white then I saw her face. It was Jun. I looked over to her and sighed.
“Nothing just talking to an ol‘ friend.” Jun seem to giggle at that. I turned by head back to her wondering what the hell she was doing here.
“What in the hell are you doing here?”
“Well 1st because they are trying to settle Tristan and Rina down 2nd is because I need a breather 3rd you don‘t need to be out here alone.” Okay 1st and 2nd good answers 3rd one sorry you choose wrong.
“Okay then, why are you worried about me, we hardly even know each other.” Why did I feel as if I was on a sitcom and she was gonna pull out a picture containing her and me as a kid? They she would say where brother and sister or we where best friends once. Me and my vivid imagination.
“Yes you are right Joey we hardly even know each other but you don‘t have to know a person to spill all your secrets too. Sometimes its best to do that because the stranger doesn‘t know you they can only judge you by what you tell t Not Not by what your friends do, friends know your habits and what they think your not capable of. Strangers don‘t see where I‘m going with this?” I nodded and smiled. She had a point. For some reason I felt like telling her about all the little secrets like even that time when I stole Yugi’s Hello Kitty doll from his aunt to give to Serenity just to shut her up.
“So…mind if I tell you some?” She giggled and nodded.
“Okay under one condition I get to tell you one.” My eyes widen and I turned to her acting like a giddy school girl.
“OO okay lets see,” time for me to calm down. “This whole thing with Rina and Tristan is bugging me cause I mean when a best friend finds out that his best friend has slept with his other best friend‘s family including him is enough to do things to ya. But right now after getting advice from my ca…ol‘ friend I makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“That they should just get together and fuck again… no kidding it makes perfect sense that I should tell them to sort this thing out with the both of them and get it over with, because they are not going to bother me plan and simple.”
“Good for you Joey!” I nodded with a genuine smile on my face.
“Alright your turn!” Jun sighed and looked to the night’s sky or morning sky…or whatever!
“Alright listen I already know about this whole thing with you and Seto. If your wondering what I am doing here its because I wanted to see someone today and plus there was big talk about the wonderful Joey Wheeler and how he‘s gonna break open the ice sculpted heart of Seto Kaiba. SO I had to see you for myself. From what I tell your good for him. Now to my secret. I have a crush on….”
Time: 2:00pm
Date: Monday, March16, 2004
Place: Mai’s Resort
Resort, Place makes all the difference? Nope! Well I’m in a good mood. Although Rina looks like she’s going too tear my head off for confiding in Jun and making a friendship. I told her to screw herself and someone else. She smiled at that. I have talked to both Tristan and Rina and they understand how I feel. But you should have seen Tristan’s face! He was soooo heated that I didn’t drop Rina as a best friend hell Rina was surprised how I didn’t drop her as one too. Damn stupid people.
“Joey get your ass down here!”
“Right away my queen!” That was Tea I guess she wants me to help her make dinner. Damn stupid women and cooking. I guess I have to help because if I didn’t then there would be some consequences and repercussions.
“What in the hell…Tea! TEA! ANSWER ME GOD DAMNIT!”
“Could you shut the hell up mutt” Well I look over to the object of my obsession and he’s sitting there with no shirt on and just a pair of jogs. I can feel my everything in my body rise. Why not start a fight between us? Plus I feel like playing.
“Shut don‘t go up!” I licked my tongue out at him and plopped down in the seat next across from him.
“You plan on doing something with that tongue?” Oh I hope he didn’t think I would turn and blush!? I am Joey fucking Wheeler! I have sex for dinner!
“Only if you let me.” I raised an eyebrow and so did Seto. If this was a western we would have our hands by our guns and a regular stare down.
“Hmm if you used it would you know how to work it?” I need a damn pillow before he see’s something shoot up.
“Seto sweetie I ain‘t no amateur.” He seemed to believe me because he nodded in an agreeing type of way.
Seto: “Well I‘m glad your master taught you something.”
Joey: “Here all this time I was thinking you where my master.”
Seto: “Believe me mutt if I was your master you wouldn‘t be over there right about now.”
Joey: “So what are you saying? Seto please! I would have screscreaming by now.”
Seto: “Sorry mutt all my bitches scream my name while on hands and knee‘s.”
Joey: “So now imma bitch? Make up your mind.”
Seto: “Oh I can make something Mutt just you wait.”
Joey: “But forreal though Kaiba I‘m sure you ain‘t heard your name being called in a long time.”
Seto: “Oh mutt how easily you forget. It didn‘t seem to hard for your to moan it while I sucked on your neck.”
Joey: “Oh Setu wou would have got a moan if you where sucking on my dick so what. You don‘t have that much of an affect on me.” DAMN don’t I lie to much!
Seto: “Mutt I think you better what the words that come out of your mouth.”
Joey: “What you gonna fill it with something?”
Seto: “I always knew you where a slutty mutt.”
Joey: “Seto. Seto. Seto. You haven‘t tried to mutt enough to see I‘m slutty.”
Seto: “Joey you don‘t even have enough balls to even let met try you. Trust me if I let you have a taste, you wouldn‘t be able to stop.” Oh my dear Seto do you even know how much that means to me?
“Well its about time your down here.”
“Look who it is its Tea! How dare you leave me down here with this thing of a man?!”
“Sorry didn‘t he tell you I went to the store.”
“I guess he left that part out.”
“Yes I guess I did. Well if you don’t mind I have other business to go and do.” With that my love left.
Well who do you think Jun’s crush should be? Tristan? Duke? Rina? Tea? Mai? Bakura? Yugi? Or Yami?
Well another chapter done and completed. Time to thank my lovely reviewers. Oh and you people that don’t review you just hit that rate button…do you know how much I adore you?!? DO you?!
Kat
Yes soooo sorry about that whole long wait. I know how you feel! I hate it when authors do a story and never complete it! I have soooo many tendencies of doing that but no way baby. Not doing that! I’m gonna complete this story and be happy. Not sure if I told you this thank you for reviewing!!!!
KB
Nice to be back baby! Thank you for reviewing!
Anon
I know how you feel. Your reading to see some hot and steamy sex between Seto and Joey!! I understand! I am too but about 5 to 6 more chapters and BAM BABY sex all the way! Oh and thanks for reviewing!
Deb
Soooo glad you liked it! I love it when reviewers say that how good a chapter it was. Do you know how happy I get? -starts to tear-
lol I’m not liking Tristan at the moment neither! Well hope you are please with the update!
Alostblackcat
Glad you liked the last chapter! Apologies if it was to long! But soooo happy you liked the secrets! I did too. Thanks for reviewing!
devilangelvana
Well I hope this chapter was good work for you! Thank you for reviewing! Its nice to see some new screen names!
ASaintnamedSpider
Its all types are hard sometimes to write it from his point of view but I’m glad I’m doing it well! I’m glad you love this story!
Like I always say! Or well like I’m saying today there wouldn’t be such a good story without y’all!!!
THANK YOU!!
(P.S my thank yous to all of you at the bottom of the story so you could just fuck the story and read your thank yous hit the rate button and go the fuck on to another story! I did that once.)
Hot and Depressed!
Well now you can see my life is really fucked up now.
But I‘m pretty sure you still wanna see how fucked up it is and how I get fucked…so lets get on with it.
Time: About 3:00am
Date: Sunday, March 15, 2004
Place: Mai’s Home Park
Well I’m outside on this bench/swing thing and nothing but depressed. I find out my best friend has slept with my other best friend then my best friend went and slept with my best friend’s family. Confusing ne? Well if it is your on my level right now. I don’t know what to do or what to say to either one of them! Should I interrogate Rina ask her why did she hide her past from me like that or should I interrogate Tristan and ask him why didn’t he tell me sooner since he knew so much. Damn and to find out like that. I wonder who’s going to win the $50 now?
What in the hell are you doing out here for? Guess who that is? I look over and see no one.
Down you idiot. So I look down. Guess it it was. Midnight.
“Well funny seeing you here.”
Depressing seeing you here. See how evil cats are sometimes? Cute but evil.
“What do you mean?”
Last I remember, you were suppose to be staying over a friends house to have fun with all your close friends. How in the hell…I guess Midnight really does live with me now.
“Well your right about that. We played a game…”
What did it do attack the lot of you and kill you all? First when did the cat start speaking in Britain and 2nd such a vivid imagination.
“Can I finish? Anyways we played a game called secrets. It was getting good until Tristan I don‘t know if you know him but he spilled everything he knew about Rina.”
I looked over to Midnight who seemed to be in deep thought. So I waited……..
Fuck ‘em. Wait did I hear that right?
Yes you heard me right Fuck em. I could only blink.
“What do you mean exactly?”
Not literally fuck them I mean fuck whatever they have said. I mean lets see who hates each other?
“Rina and Tristan.”
Who ended up fighting?
“Rina and Tristan.”
Who did they end up hurting
“me.”
Well there‘s your answer. Wow for some reason I actually understood what Midnight was saying. So I had my solution. I looked back down to Midnight to say thank you but she/he wasn’t there…
“Thank you!”
“Who are you talking to Joey?” I looked over and saw a person draped in white then I saw her face. It was Jun. I looked over to her and sighed.
“Nothing just talking to an ol‘ friend.” Jun seem to giggle at that. I turned by head back to her wondering what the hell she was doing here.
“What in the hell are you doing here?”
“Well 1st because they are trying to settle Tristan and Rina down 2nd is because I need a breather 3rd you don‘t need to be out here alone.” Okay 1st and 2nd good answers 3rd one sorry you choose wrong.
“Okay then, why are you worried about me, we hardly even know each other.” Why did I feel as if I was on a sitcom and she was gonna pull out a picture containing her and me as a kid? They she would say where brother and sister or we where best friends once. Me and my vivid imagination.
“Yes you are right Joey we hardly even know each other but you don‘t have to know a person to spill all your secrets too. Sometimes its best to do that because the stranger doesn‘t know you they can only judge you by what you tell t Not Not by what your friends do, friends know your habits and what they think your not capable of. Strangers don‘t see where I‘m going with this?” I nodded and smiled. She had a point. For some reason I felt like telling her about all the little secrets like even that time when I stole Yugi’s Hello Kitty doll from his aunt to give to Serenity just to shut her up.
“So…mind if I tell you some?” She giggled and nodded.
“Okay under one condition I get to tell you one.” My eyes widen and I turned to her acting like a giddy school girl.
“OO okay lets see,” time for me to calm down. “This whole thing with Rina and Tristan is bugging me cause I mean when a best friend finds out that his best friend has slept with his other best friend‘s family including him is enough to do things to ya. But right now after getting advice from my ca…ol‘ friend I makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“That they should just get together and fuck again… no kidding it makes perfect sense that I should tell them to sort this thing out with the both of them and get it over with, because they are not going to bother me plan and simple.”
“Good for you Joey!” I nodded with a genuine smile on my face.
“Alright your turn!” Jun sighed and looked to the night’s sky or morning sky…or whatever!
“Alright listen I already know about this whole thing with you and Seto. If your wondering what I am doing here its because I wanted to see someone today and plus there was big talk about the wonderful Joey Wheeler and how he‘s gonna break open the ice sculpted heart of Seto Kaiba. SO I had to see you for myself. From what I tell your good for him. Now to my secret. I have a crush on….”
Time: 2:00pm
Date: Monday, March16, 2004
Place: Mai’s Resort
Resort, Place makes all the difference? Nope! Well I’m in a good mood. Although Rina looks like she’s going too tear my head off for confiding in Jun and making a friendship. I told her to screw herself and someone else. She smiled at that. I have talked to both Tristan and Rina and they understand how I feel. But you should have seen Tristan’s face! He was soooo heated that I didn’t drop Rina as a best friend hell Rina was surprised how I didn’t drop her as one too. Damn stupid people.
“Joey get your ass down here!”
“Right away my queen!” That was Tea I guess she wants me to help her make dinner. Damn stupid women and cooking. I guess I have to help because if I didn’t then there would be some consequences and repercussions.
“What in the hell…Tea! TEA! ANSWER ME GOD DAMNIT!”
“Could you shut the hell up mutt” Well I look over to the object of my obsession and he’s sitting there with no shirt on and just a pair of jogs. I can feel my everything in my body rise. Why not start a fight between us? Plus I feel like playing.
“Shut don‘t go up!” I licked my tongue out at him and plopped down in the seat next across from him.
“You plan on doing something with that tongue?” Oh I hope he didn’t think I would turn and blush!? I am Joey fucking Wheeler! I have sex for dinner!
“Only if you let me.” I raised an eyebrow and so did Seto. If this was a western we would have our hands by our guns and a regular stare down.
“Hmm if you used it would you know how to work it?” I need a damn pillow before he see’s something shoot up.
“Seto sweetie I ain‘t no amateur.” He seemed to believe me because he nodded in an agreeing type of way.
Seto: “Well I‘m glad your master taught you something.”
Joey: “Here all this time I was thinking you where my master.”
Seto: “Believe me mutt if I was your master you wouldn‘t be over there right about now.”
Joey: “So what are you saying? Seto please! I would have screscreaming by now.”
Seto: “Sorry mutt all my bitches scream my name while on hands and knee‘s.”
Joey: “So now imma bitch? Make up your mind.”
Seto: “Oh I can make something Mutt just you wait.”
Joey: “But forreal though Kaiba I‘m sure you ain‘t heard your name being called in a long time.”
Seto: “Oh mutt how easily you forget. It didn‘t seem to hard for your to moan it while I sucked on your neck.”
Joey: “Oh Setu wou would have got a moan if you where sucking on my dick so what. You don‘t have that much of an affect on me.” DAMN don’t I lie to much!
Seto: “Mutt I think you better what the words that come out of your mouth.”
Joey: “What you gonna fill it with something?”
Seto: “I always knew you where a slutty mutt.”
Joey: “Seto. Seto. Seto. You haven‘t tried to mutt enough to see I‘m slutty.”
Seto: “Joey you don‘t even have enough balls to even let met try you. Trust me if I let you have a taste, you wouldn‘t be able to stop.” Oh my dear Seto do you even know how much that means to me?
“Well its about time your down here.”
“Look who it is its Tea! How dare you leave me down here with this thing of a man?!”
“Sorry didn‘t he tell you I went to the store.”
“I guess he left that part out.”
“Yes I guess I did. Well if you don’t mind I have other business to go and do.” With that my love left.
Well who do you think Jun’s crush should be? Tristan? Duke? Rina? Tea? Mai? Bakura? Yugi? Or Yami?
Well another chapter done and completed. Time to thank my lovely reviewers. Oh and you people that don’t review you just hit that rate button…do you know how much I adore you?!? DO you?!
Kat
Yes soooo sorry about that whole long wait. I know how you feel! I hate it when authors do a story and never complete it! I have soooo many tendencies of doing that but no way baby. Not doing that! I’m gonna complete this story and be happy. Not sure if I told you this thank you for reviewing!!!!
KB
Nice to be back baby! Thank you for reviewing!
Anon
I know how you feel. Your reading to see some hot and steamy sex between Seto and Joey!! I understand! I am too but about 5 to 6 more chapters and BAM BABY sex all the way! Oh and thanks for reviewing!
Deb
Soooo glad you liked it! I love it when reviewers say that how good a chapter it was. Do you know how happy I get? -starts to tear-
lol I’m not liking Tristan at the moment neither! Well hope you are please with the update!
Alostblackcat
Glad you liked the last chapter! Apologies if it was to long! But soooo happy you liked the secrets! I did too. Thanks for reviewing!
devilangelvana
Well I hope this chapter was good work for you! Thank you for reviewing! Its nice to see some new screen names!
ASaintnamedSpider
Its all types are hard sometimes to write it from his point of view but I’m glad I’m doing it well! I’m glad you love this story!
Like I always say! Or well like I’m saying today there wouldn’t be such a good story without y’all!!!
THANK YOU!!