Regalshipping

Zephyr of Darkness' notes: Okay, my first Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic out! You may fall on your back when you realize this fic has a lot of comedy and zero angst. Yeah, and it's Regalshipping! The world must be ending! Now really, I did read one Regalshipping fic that was just romantic and not angsty, yeah... one. *sigh* I'm still looking for a suitable title for this. Anyway...

Be warned-- this fic not only has hentai (and a lot of it), but also some Tristan bashing... and major Tea bashing! (I'm only human after all *innocent blink*). But in any case, you can thank me that I wrote straight Yu-Gi-Oh! hentai and yet didn't mix in any OCs or Mary Sues. *knowing nods*

Just in case,

- Blah blah = chatting.

"Blah blah" = thinking.

/Blah blah/ =Yugi's mind link to Yami.

//Blah blah// =Yami's mind link to Yugi.

Enjoy the fic!

/Yami!/

No response.

/Wake up, Yami!/

A tiny growl escaped the addressed person's mouth.

/For Ra's sake, Yami, wake up already! Grandpa's gonna knock at the door any second now!/ - yelled Yugi in frustration while hearing his grandfather's footsteps getting closer and closer, and staring at the white tent.

- Mmmrm.... - purred Yami while turning to his side, a tiny smile on his face... or was that a smirk?

/Fine. If this is the way it's going to be... /- Yugi lowered his head in determination - /Shove into your room it is!/

- Gah! - Yami fully awoke as he was forced to leave Yugi's body and landed on the hard stone floor of his own soul room.

- What the... ? - he mumbled to himself. He peered outside, his eyes half lidden, seeing Yugi's form placidly sleeping on his side as his grandfather entered the room after knocking.

- Yugi! It's time to wake up, or you'll be late for school!

Yugi rolled on the bed, dazed, until his back rested on the mattress. Needless to say, no tent was in display.

- I'm going, grandpa! - Yugi slowly sat up.

His grandfather left the room.

- Damn... - Yami pulled the hair off his face. He looked down at his large, hard erection, and stared as Yugi got out of the bed and paced towards the shower. He slowly smirked as Yugi undressed and got inside the shower.

/Ore no turn/. - This was Yugi's turn to be shoved away from his body, Yami's form taking over it again. - /I hope you don't mind, aibou. It is within your knowledge that some things can't just be left to continue the way they are/ - he coaxed, getting a hold of his large mansword and jerking it frantically.

- What the... I can't stand this anymore - said Yugi, trying to avoid the sight of that. Words that were not heard by his bigger twin as his brain was completely shut off by now.

Yugi bit his lower lip as he heard the desperate yells and moans of the dark spirit.

- Oooh... ahhh! Aaah!!! - exclaimed Yami, trying to muffle himself as much as he could. - Waaaah!!! - he yelled, as the shower tiles were sprayed with load after load of his semen. - Ahh... - he sighed, his hand leaving his exhausted manhood and resting over the wall for support.

Yugi blinked as he regained control of his body. He frowned and quickly washed himself and cleaned the tiles. He got out of the shower, dressed up in his school uniform and got out of the bathroom, not saying a word to the Pharaoh, who apparently was back in a slumber in his own room. He climbed down the stairs and prepared a bowl of cereals with milk for breakfast. Yami still wouldn't talk. Yugi took a deep breath.

/...Don't you have anything to tell me?/

//...huh?// - just as he suspected, his dark twin seemed in a daze of sorts.

/You've been using my body for the same purpose for the last week. I think I have a right to know what's on your mind./

//Hmm...// - Yami's purr was not of doubt, but of slumber. - //I believe you know the answer to that, aibou.//

/I may. But I want to hear it straight from your own mouth./

//Night after night, I have these very erotic dreams...// - started Yami, as Yugi finished eating and washed the bowl.

/Uh huh./ - said Yugi. A silence from his other self made him encourage him to speak. - /Yes? Go on./

Yami smirked. - //That's it. And when I wake up, I need to have some relief.//

/Right.../ - said Yugi as he loaded his backpack and got out.

//Now you know it.//

/..../ - Yami smirked again as he was sure his aibou's curiosity was not satisfied, not in the least. Finally, Yugi spoke again. - /And.../ - he blushed - /what are those dreams about./

Yami's smirk turned into an open smile. - //I believe you're not old enough to go into details, my dear aibou.// - said Yami cruelly.

/......./ - Yugi just kept walking for a couple blocks until a lightbulb turned on over his head. - /...So am I not old enough to hear about your dream's erotic adventures, but I am old enough to watch you take over my body and get a Hollywood movie masturbation session in the shower everyday for a whole week, right?/

Yami smiled for a second, and then laughed. - //You win, aibou. But I actually don't remember much of the dream. Just odd bits and pieces.//

/Hmm.../

//I'll tell you anyways. I was in some kind of bar, or something like that, and I was in a videogames machine playing Megaman 2. I beat Airman, and right after that, Woodman.//

Yugi blinked. Just, only a dream... oh, nevermind, Yami WAS the King of Games.

/...And then?/

//A blank. Then, I was standing behind Mai, who was sitting, and I slid one finger between her breasts. She moved back, and I started kneading the right one, sliding my hand under her corset.//

Yugi blushed furiously. He knew Yami had a thing for Mai... and probably the other way round too. Yami noticed Yugi's hesitation and continued.

//Another blank. And then... I was in bed with her, doing her furiously. You awoke me when I was at it. It was a pretty vivid dream, just like what you get when you awake. So vivid I could even feel her lubrication around my member.//

Yugi was waiting to cross the street, and he managed to lift his right hand just in time to cover the blood spurt coming out of his nose. A couple people stared at him.

Yami smirked again. - //That's about it, aibou.//

/Uh.../ - Yugi just kept walking until he reached school.

//By the way, Yugi// - Yami talked again - //I'd like to...//

/...yes?/ - Yugi said. Yami's tone sure had something in hold... like a plan.

//I'd like to ask Mai for a date and ask her out... Tonight.//

Yugi choked.

/Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Are you... what is my part in all this?!/

Yami looked at Yugi. He looked scared out of his wits at the moment, and he knew the reason of it. Yugi was afraid that he'd lose any opportunity with Tea if Yami and Mai started to date.

- As if he ever had any. - mused Yami to himself. Then he spoke up. - //Your part? You have to atone for that date with Tea you forced me into.// - Yami's tone was tranquil and nice, but it was backed by a firm intention Yugi wasn't going to disuade easily.

Yugi frowned. - /Well... let me think about it./

- Hi, Yugi. - Tea came greeting him.

- Oh, hi, Tea - Yugi forced a smile.

- Meh. - Yami growled. Their chat was obviously interrupted as Yugi and Tea made their way into school.

- How are you doing? - Tea grinned.

- Great until you showed up. - thought Yami.

-I'm fine, and you? - grinned Yugi.

- Fine too - grinned Tea.

"Stop lying. You were never fine." - thought Yami.

- The gang wants to go to the arcade tonight. Are you in?

"I hope it's a maffia gang." - thought Yami.

- Great! I love the arcade - Yugi beamed.

- Then it's set! It'll be Joey, Tristan and us. I'll ask Duke and Bakura today too.

"Only Yugi is stupid enough to go if you ask." - thought Yami.

Right that moment, Bakura showed up.

- Hey, Bakura! - Tea greeted him - We're going to the arcade tonight. Wanna come with us?

- Allo Tea. - Bakura thought for a second. - I'm sorry, but I need to stay at home to see how the wallpaint dries.

Bakura made a lovable smile and went away.

Just as Bakura was leaving, Duke came by.

- Hey guys - he lifted a hand to greet.

- Hey Duke! - Tea grinned - We're going to the arcade tonight. Come with us!

Duke seemed to ponder the question for an instant, and then, in a flashy move, he took out a dice from his pocket.

- Let Lady Luck decide for me - and he tossed the dice high up in the air. - If it's odds, then I won't go with you - he catched the dice in midair, enclosing it in his tight fist - And if it's even, then I'm staying at home - he said, and in a fraction of a second he opened the hand and stared. - It's a 4. Sorry.

Duke retrieved his dice to the pocket and walked away. One of Tea's veins was visibly swollen. Yami was cackling madly in his soulroom.

- Don't worry, Tea - said Yugi with a sympathetic smile - The guys and I are going with you.

"Don't worry, Tea" - thought Yami mocking Yugi's face. In him the sympathetic smile looked more like a scary grimace. - "There is always some sap who will go with you."

- I know, Yugi. - Tea grinned.

Yami's face darkened. - You don't. You really don't.

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It was breaktime at Yugi's class. Joey and Tristan were out in the hallway, preparing themselves for the next round of their competition.

- This time victory is mine. - said Joey, narrowing his eyes.

- I am undefeated. I am the King of Games! - said Tristan in a low, dangerous voice.

//I'm sure Tristan is, in this game.// - Yami chuckled from his soul room.

Like two bold warriors, both put on their casseroles over their heads and charged at each other, clashing their mighty helmets. The result: tie. Both fell flat on their butts.

- Damn!

- Shimatta! I'll get you next time!

//So what about it, Yugi? You're really going to the arcade tonight, eh?// - asked Yami.

/....I'm sorry Pharaoh./

//.....//

/Can I make it up to you? Maybe other day?/

//...fine. Tomorrow, then.//

/O... okay.../ - Yugi nodded, but he didn't like the idea. He was too worried about what Tea would think. And none of the possible options looked good.

- Hey guys, have you heard? - Joey got close to Yugi... and Tea, who hadn't spoken a word since she seemed to have a hand glued to her forehead. - It's gonna be something tonight.

- Yeah - said Tristan. Wearing a casserole hat had made his hair go flat. - The arcade is gonna have a "Ladies night" tonight!

- Yeah, it's a good idea since not many hot babes go there. In fact, I've never seen a single hot babe. Right, Tristan?

- Yeah, not even one. All girls I've seen there are ugly as hell.

Tea twitched an eyebrow. She would go with them every week.

//Sounds like a good plan// - Yami chuckled from his soul room. - //You don't like the apples on a tree, so you give fertilizer to the tree to make it grow more apples.//

Yugi just shrugged.

Tea spoke up. - Yeah, all the OTHER girls who go there are ugly. But it's great! I'll be able to play at the DDR double time! - Yugi heard a bump from Yami's room - I'm sure Pharaoh would approve - she winked. Another bump. Yugi was sure it was the sound of Yami's head against the stone wall.

- Maybe so, Tea. - he turned to the spirit - /Should I get a casserole for you too?/

//Not funny, Yugi. Not even in the same zip code as funny.// - said Yami, very serious.

/I like when Tea plays at the DDR.../ - thought Yugi, smiling and blushing.

Yami sighed, folding his arms.

/And you want to know why's that?/

Yami blinked - //Because she's too busy to talk about friendship?//

/No, silly./ - Yugi suddenly smiled - /It's because her boobies bounce when she dances. They are quite a sight./

Yami let out an exasperated sigh.

/What? You were talking about Mai's boobies earlier. What's wrong with Tea's?/ - said Yugi, blushing. He wasn't used to speak of body parts so openly...

//What's wrong is that they are just a padding// - said Yami in a single breath.

/Hey! How can you say that?!/

//It's simple. She's a showoff, what's the reason she never wears much cleavage? It's pretty obvious.//

Yugi was twitching an eye. Yami turned to him in a way that reminded more of Marik than himself.

//Want me to get some proof?//

Yugi hunched his shoulders. - /I'm too scared to ask what would you do.../

//Oh, don't worry about that. I'd just give her a nice gift of clothing. Something, like a nice corset like the ones Mai wears. When she puts it on, all the truth will be revealed. If she does, that is.//

Yugi seemed to ponder the idea. Meanwhile, Yami remembered last morning's dream and smiled, indulging himself with those images. Mai's chest was definitely not a fake... Yami remembered squeezing those big, soft breasts and remembered how delighted she seemed when he did so... His imagination went one step beyond the dream, and he imagined himself pulling down her corset and smothering himself with her breasts... warm, big, soft breasts... He was interrupted by Yugi's voice, in perfect timing to prevent him from getting aroused again.

/Okay, you do that. I'm curious now./

//Now, huh.// - Yami laughed - //But let's make a bet. If I'm right, you won't object anymore about anything I do with Mai. Okay?// - he winked.

/Okay. And if you're wrong, you'll be nice to Tea. And you'll help me date Tea!/

Yami would have probably shoot himself right then if he hadn't been sure of his victory. He nodded. - //Okay, aibou.//

Yugi went back to talk to his friends, who had apparently ignored his long chat with the Pharaoh in favor of comparing the girls that went to the arcade with several mythological creatures (for Joey and Tristan) and telling how much cuter she was than any of them (for Tea).

Remembering something about his date with Tea, Yami smiled slightly. He felt he was returning to his old evil ways. Being all nice and tame was okay and he did so for his aibou and friends, but boy did he enjoy this surge of raw dark energy just as much... It felt soooo good, just like being sated with water when one is thirsty... Yami smirked. He'd never be an accomplished good boy... Now he knew it.

TO BE CONTINUED...
I hope this was good. I mostly wrote it at work when nobody was watching, and I don't have a beta, so...


Next time: The gang goes to the arcade! Look forward to the best of Yu-Gi-Oh!... Tea gives a friendship speech! Joey gets drunk.... or doesn't? Yami gets a new record! And the challenge of the night... Tea versus Britney and Paris! Stay tuned!