Kitty Ukes
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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
Chapters:
2
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2,927
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6
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Kitty Ukes
SOMETHING YOU SHOULD READ:
WARNINGS: Yaoi, species changing, language, bad attempt at humor, mild violence, possible use of English names, and Anzu bashing (She annoys me as much as Sakura and Ino do)
"Talking"
{Thinking}
~voice in Yami's head~
/hikari to yami/
//yami to hikari//
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KITTY UKES prologue
Ch. 1
Yami was sitting in the living room waiting for Yugi to come down. They were supposed to meet the rest of the gang at the café just around the corner in 20 minutes. The gang included Yami, Yugi, Jounouchi, Tristan, Ryou, Malik, Marik, and Bakura. Yes, the two insane Egyptians were coming with them. After a few differences were settled, they became friends with the others.
But Yami was pretty sure Malik and Ryou had something to do with it. The lights do live with their dark halves, after all. And those two hikari's are too sweet to not rub off on them.
~But none of them are as sweet as Yugi-boy.~
Yami mentally cocked an eyebrow. That wasn't the first time a voice in the back of his mind made an odd comment about Yugi. It sounded a lot like Pegasus too. The (ex) Pharaoh didn't dwell on that thought too long, nor on the fact that it was, more often than not, right.
{My aibou is nice. Too nice for his own good, in my opinion. Honestly, he took time out of his 'search for my real name' mission to feed some random guy. Not that I'm complaining; he did, in the end, help, but still. He trusted Kaiba to *not* kill him, even though that was his plan during Death-T. I still haven't forgiven him for that one…}
Yami sighed. This happened every time Pegasus's voice appeared. The voice would say something about Yugi and Yami would sit there and think about it until someone pulled him out of his thoughts.
{Like the time he said that Yugi was hot. That's just common sense - it was 90 degrees outside! Though he did look a little more flushed than someone sitting in front of an air-conditioner should.}
Yami didn't notice Yugi coming down the stairs.
{And *then* there was the time he said I was over-protective. Yugi helped me save the world from evil on multiple occasions, gave me friends, gave me the chance to regain my memories, and even gave me my real name! How could I not be protective of someone who gave me so much but got so little in return?}
~Haven't you noticed the strange feeling you get when he's around?~
{I've been feeling a lot of strange things since I got my own body.}
~If I was real, I'd hit you for being so dense.~
Yami glared at the wall that was unlucky enough to be in front of him. {How dare---}
"Yami!"
Yami looked up and saw Yugi waving a hand in front of him. {We'll finish this later.}
"Ready to go aibou?"
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Yugi walked down the stairs, but stopped when he saw Yami on the couch. He was wearing something that wasn't leather, for the first time since that 90 degree summer day. True, the leather pants drew a lot of attention to his ass, but Yami could make anything look good.
The short boy wiped his mouth with the back of his hand to make sure he wasn't drooling. (He has to check that every time he sees the Pharaoh. Unless it's leather, then he has to check his nose.)
Even a simple pair of tight jeans with a loose, black Happy Bunny t-shirt that said 'Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.' He was probably wearing that because he knew he'd run into Kaiba in one place or another. They always do.
He still didn't know why Yami hated Seto.
Yami was staring off into space again. That far-off look in his eyes was so… so… well, just so. Maybe he should ask Anzu? She is a girl, after all.
No. Way. In. Hell.
Not that Yugi would ever tell Yami that, of course. He didn't want to scare his first and best friend away. It must be hard to love someone that will never love you.
No matter how much Yugi wished he could stand there and stare at the Pharaoh, he knew they had to get going.
Yugi was about to say his name when he noticed that Yami was glaring at the wall. He better do something before said wall gets sent to the Shadow Realm. (Bakura had once sent Burger World to the Shadow Realm because they put a pickle on his hamburger when he specifically said 'no fucking pickles'. Okay, so maybe Ryou didn't *completely* calm him down, but he's getting better - only five people went down with it, as opposed to the 20 that went with McDonald's one month earlier.)
"Yami?" Yugi waved a hand in front of his face. "Yami!"
Yami looked up. "Ready to go aibou?"
Yugi sweat-dropped. Just like every other time, Yami pretended like he wasn't lost in thought. {Must be something important for him too get so lost like that, then act like nothing happened. Or maybe it was so UNimportant that he doesn't see the need to make a big deal out of it.}
Sometimes Yugi wondered why he loved someone as complicated as Yami.
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Bakura stared at his hikari's ass as he followed him to the living room. How could he not when those jeans hugged it so well?
Yes, Bakura thought Ryou was hot. Got a problem with that? Then go somewhere else before Bakura sends you to the Shadow Realm. That's the *real* reason that old lady at Burger World went with it to the Shadow Realm.
Amazingly enough, it wasn't only Ryou's looks that Bakura was after. He had a great personality, too. He was nice, kind, and fun - even if he's not the King of Games.
Bakura froze. {NOOOO!!!!! I'm thinking WAFF!!!!! No one must know. If the Pharaoh finds out that I, the King of Thieves, have warm and fluffy feelings for my hikari, I'll never live it down.}
"Bakura? Are you okay?" Ryou asked.
"Of course."
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Ryou gave Bakura a strange look, but shrugged it off. He's been acting sort of weird lately, and the hikari was pretty sure the former thief has been staring at his ass.
{Maybe I should take away his porn?} That thought was quickly dismissed as a new one came. {He'd probably just steal more.}
They left the apartment to meet the others at the café two blocks away. Just like every time the white-haired boys left the house, Ryou had to stop to wait for Bakura to stop glaring at apartment number 666. Ryou knew that his yami was strange, but this was way out of control.
Hell, if it weren't for Ryou, the neighbors would be in the Shadow Realm just so that Bakura could have that damn apartment. Was it really so bad living in 665?
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Malik looked at Marik. Marik looked at Malik. Marik kissed Malik.
Does that remind anybody else of a Dr. Seuss book?
Everybody knew that the two Egyptian boys were gay. And those that had a problem with it got sent to the Shadow Realm, for Malik didn't protest as much as Ryou.
"Marik! Not now. We have to go meet the others," Malik said when his yami tried to molest him.
"But Malik-kitty---"
"No. I refuse to be late *again*."
Marik almost pouted, but remembered that it would ruin his 'bad-boy' image, and settled for a scowl. "Fine, let's get going."
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Jounouchi walked out of his door, away from his slightly drunk father. At least he was no longer physically abused, but he still didn't want to take his chances.
{Hm. I wonder if we'll run into Kaiba again. Of course we will, we *always* run into Kaiba. Not quite sure how that happens, since he's supposed to be in the office all day. Maybe he put a tracking device on us while we weren't looking.}
Jou shook his head. That was the stupidest idea he's ever had - well, at least in the past week. Some part in the back of his mind vaguely wondered why he was thinking of Kaiba instead of what pasta dish he should eat today.
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Seto let Mokuba drag him to some stupid café or another. It wasn't one of those popular ones, so he never bothered to remember what it was called.
He could only pray to the gods he didn't believe in that they didn't run into the geek squad - again.
TBC
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HUGE ASS AUTOR'S ANNOYING NOTE THAT IS UNNECCESARY:
If ‘Katsuya’ is his first name, why do they always call him ‘Jounouchi’? Like they call Hiroto Honda by his last name, too, even by their friends? I mean, they call everyone else by their first name (Unless it’s Seto, who they usually call Kaiba, which I understand.)
I will stick to Jounouchi because I’m more used to it, and I can shorten it to ‘Jou’. If I try to shorten ‘Katsuya’, I end up with ‘Kat’, which makes him sound like a girl, when in reality he’s a puppy. (Sorry, had to say it. I love you Jounouchi!)
WARNINGS: Yaoi, species changing, language, bad attempt at humor, mild violence, possible use of English names, and Anzu bashing (She annoys me as much as Sakura and Ino do)
"Talking"
{Thinking}
~voice in Yami's head~
/hikari to yami/
//yami to hikari//
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
KITTY UKES prologue
Ch. 1
Yami was sitting in the living room waiting for Yugi to come down. They were supposed to meet the rest of the gang at the café just around the corner in 20 minutes. The gang included Yami, Yugi, Jounouchi, Tristan, Ryou, Malik, Marik, and Bakura. Yes, the two insane Egyptians were coming with them. After a few differences were settled, they became friends with the others.
But Yami was pretty sure Malik and Ryou had something to do with it. The lights do live with their dark halves, after all. And those two hikari's are too sweet to not rub off on them.
~But none of them are as sweet as Yugi-boy.~
Yami mentally cocked an eyebrow. That wasn't the first time a voice in the back of his mind made an odd comment about Yugi. It sounded a lot like Pegasus too. The (ex) Pharaoh didn't dwell on that thought too long, nor on the fact that it was, more often than not, right.
{My aibou is nice. Too nice for his own good, in my opinion. Honestly, he took time out of his 'search for my real name' mission to feed some random guy. Not that I'm complaining; he did, in the end, help, but still. He trusted Kaiba to *not* kill him, even though that was his plan during Death-T. I still haven't forgiven him for that one…}
Yami sighed. This happened every time Pegasus's voice appeared. The voice would say something about Yugi and Yami would sit there and think about it until someone pulled him out of his thoughts.
{Like the time he said that Yugi was hot. That's just common sense - it was 90 degrees outside! Though he did look a little more flushed than someone sitting in front of an air-conditioner should.}
Yami didn't notice Yugi coming down the stairs.
{And *then* there was the time he said I was over-protective. Yugi helped me save the world from evil on multiple occasions, gave me friends, gave me the chance to regain my memories, and even gave me my real name! How could I not be protective of someone who gave me so much but got so little in return?}
~Haven't you noticed the strange feeling you get when he's around?~
{I've been feeling a lot of strange things since I got my own body.}
~If I was real, I'd hit you for being so dense.~
Yami glared at the wall that was unlucky enough to be in front of him. {How dare---}
"Yami!"
Yami looked up and saw Yugi waving a hand in front of him. {We'll finish this later.}
"Ready to go aibou?"
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Yugi walked down the stairs, but stopped when he saw Yami on the couch. He was wearing something that wasn't leather, for the first time since that 90 degree summer day. True, the leather pants drew a lot of attention to his ass, but Yami could make anything look good.
The short boy wiped his mouth with the back of his hand to make sure he wasn't drooling. (He has to check that every time he sees the Pharaoh. Unless it's leather, then he has to check his nose.)
Even a simple pair of tight jeans with a loose, black Happy Bunny t-shirt that said 'Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.' He was probably wearing that because he knew he'd run into Kaiba in one place or another. They always do.
He still didn't know why Yami hated Seto.
Yami was staring off into space again. That far-off look in his eyes was so… so… well, just so. Maybe he should ask Anzu? She is a girl, after all.
No. Way. In. Hell.
Not that Yugi would ever tell Yami that, of course. He didn't want to scare his first and best friend away. It must be hard to love someone that will never love you.
No matter how much Yugi wished he could stand there and stare at the Pharaoh, he knew they had to get going.
Yugi was about to say his name when he noticed that Yami was glaring at the wall. He better do something before said wall gets sent to the Shadow Realm. (Bakura had once sent Burger World to the Shadow Realm because they put a pickle on his hamburger when he specifically said 'no fucking pickles'. Okay, so maybe Ryou didn't *completely* calm him down, but he's getting better - only five people went down with it, as opposed to the 20 that went with McDonald's one month earlier.)
"Yami?" Yugi waved a hand in front of his face. "Yami!"
Yami looked up. "Ready to go aibou?"
Yugi sweat-dropped. Just like every other time, Yami pretended like he wasn't lost in thought. {Must be something important for him too get so lost like that, then act like nothing happened. Or maybe it was so UNimportant that he doesn't see the need to make a big deal out of it.}
Sometimes Yugi wondered why he loved someone as complicated as Yami.
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Bakura stared at his hikari's ass as he followed him to the living room. How could he not when those jeans hugged it so well?
Yes, Bakura thought Ryou was hot. Got a problem with that? Then go somewhere else before Bakura sends you to the Shadow Realm. That's the *real* reason that old lady at Burger World went with it to the Shadow Realm.
Amazingly enough, it wasn't only Ryou's looks that Bakura was after. He had a great personality, too. He was nice, kind, and fun - even if he's not the King of Games.
Bakura froze. {NOOOO!!!!! I'm thinking WAFF!!!!! No one must know. If the Pharaoh finds out that I, the King of Thieves, have warm and fluffy feelings for my hikari, I'll never live it down.}
"Bakura? Are you okay?" Ryou asked.
"Of course."
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Ryou gave Bakura a strange look, but shrugged it off. He's been acting sort of weird lately, and the hikari was pretty sure the former thief has been staring at his ass.
{Maybe I should take away his porn?} That thought was quickly dismissed as a new one came. {He'd probably just steal more.}
They left the apartment to meet the others at the café two blocks away. Just like every time the white-haired boys left the house, Ryou had to stop to wait for Bakura to stop glaring at apartment number 666. Ryou knew that his yami was strange, but this was way out of control.
Hell, if it weren't for Ryou, the neighbors would be in the Shadow Realm just so that Bakura could have that damn apartment. Was it really so bad living in 665?
###################
Malik looked at Marik. Marik looked at Malik. Marik kissed Malik.
Does that remind anybody else of a Dr. Seuss book?
Everybody knew that the two Egyptian boys were gay. And those that had a problem with it got sent to the Shadow Realm, for Malik didn't protest as much as Ryou.
"Marik! Not now. We have to go meet the others," Malik said when his yami tried to molest him.
"But Malik-kitty---"
"No. I refuse to be late *again*."
Marik almost pouted, but remembered that it would ruin his 'bad-boy' image, and settled for a scowl. "Fine, let's get going."
##################
Jounouchi walked out of his door, away from his slightly drunk father. At least he was no longer physically abused, but he still didn't want to take his chances.
{Hm. I wonder if we'll run into Kaiba again. Of course we will, we *always* run into Kaiba. Not quite sure how that happens, since he's supposed to be in the office all day. Maybe he put a tracking device on us while we weren't looking.}
Jou shook his head. That was the stupidest idea he's ever had - well, at least in the past week. Some part in the back of his mind vaguely wondered why he was thinking of Kaiba instead of what pasta dish he should eat today.
###################
Seto let Mokuba drag him to some stupid café or another. It wasn't one of those popular ones, so he never bothered to remember what it was called.
He could only pray to the gods he didn't believe in that they didn't run into the geek squad - again.
TBC
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HUGE ASS AUTOR'S ANNOYING NOTE THAT IS UNNECCESARY:
If ‘Katsuya’ is his first name, why do they always call him ‘Jounouchi’? Like they call Hiroto Honda by his last name, too, even by their friends? I mean, they call everyone else by their first name (Unless it’s Seto, who they usually call Kaiba, which I understand.)
I will stick to Jounouchi because I’m more used to it, and I can shorten it to ‘Jou’. If I try to shorten ‘Katsuya’, I end up with ‘Kat’, which makes him sound like a girl, when in reality he’s a puppy. (Sorry, had to say it. I love you Jounouchi!)