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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
2,631
Reviews:
17
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Journals
Disclaimer: Not mine. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. I don't even *really* own the plot, since the diary thing has been over-done so many millions of s...s...
Warnings: Yaoi, stupid attempt at humour, purposeful gra grammar, mocking, TWT, OOC.
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Re-post thanks to ffn being utter bastards.
Journal (Still waiting for a more inventive title to hit me...) Part 1 - Yami Bakura.
Entry 1
Have found old book under pathetic whimpering hikari's bed, along with wooden dolls that look oddly familiar. Will use book as journal, as am bored, and put dolls back as they seem to be staring at me with hatred. Think perhaps I may have had something to do with theing ing dolls.
Back to journal. Have own body now, so am no longer forced to possess sickeningly innocent Ryou. Still do occasionally anyway, out of pure wickedness. Have reputation to uphold, must not let anyone think am becoming soft in old age (am over 5,000.). Also still have Sennen Ring, but am unable to do anything really evil as pharaoh enjoys banishing me. Hate pharaoh. Will find some way to steal his puzzle someday and destroy him. Has pretty eyes though. Have strange urge to buy him chocolatWillWill not dwell too much on this, as thought of having teenage crush on pharaoh-who-torments-me disturbs me greatly. Will now go kick some children and not think about pharaoh.
Entry 2
Had strange dream about pharaoh, involving him wearing very short skirt. Think perhaps this was some Egyptian fashion, cannot quite remember. Am hoping I never wore a skirt. Looked good on pharaoh, though. Argh.
Sissy girly hikari is being molested by Marik and Malik, am not jealous in slightest. Pharaoh is sitting on couch across room staring at me, not blinking. Hope he has died. Again. No, he blinked. Damn.
Entire worthless moronic group of so-called friends are here at hikari's house, annoying me. Want to kill Joey, as he is stupid and makes my brain hurt with his lack of intellect. Will kick him.
...
Feel better now. Joey is glaring at me, but am not scared of him and will grin evilly instead to frighten him away. Has worked, dog is now hiding pathetically behind girlfriend Mai. Kaiba is sitting next to Mokuba on couch with pharaoh, keeps glancing at Otogi and hoping nobody will notice. Must learn from Marik how to smirk wider than already am. Marik has ability to smirk right off his face. Am jealous. Otogi is stupid and oblivious to Kaiba's pining, wish to laugh at Kaiba but would then give the game away to Otogi, thus making things easier for stupid dragon-boy. Will be quiet and watch him suffer. Stupid teenagers. Find love and hormones annoying and inconvenient. Will never fall in love. Will now go back to watching pharaoh while he is not looking.
Entry 3
Pharaoh's brat is dating Anzu. Hate them both. Want to kill Anzu by dropping farmhouse on her and watching her feet curl up like in Wizard of Oz, but will let big-eyed child live as killing him would upset Pharaoh. For some reason do not wish to upset pharaoh. Must be ill. Will force hikari to make me some chicken soup to cure me of illness, then go back to tormenting pharaoh with my evilness.
...
Am in shower, washing chicken soup out of hair. Found out that hikar not not as spineless and pathetic as previously thought. Also found out he does not enjoy being called 'Oi, woman'. Will endeavour not to piss him off any more today, as am quite badly burned from soup. Will use ring to heal with magical fairy powers, then will go and watcrtoortoons and attempt tnishnish pharaoh from thoughts.
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Have melted brain with too many cartoons. Have also embarrassed self in front of pharaoh. Was caught playing air guitar to Guns 'n' Roses songs. Feel foolish now. Pharaoh laughed at me. Felt unloved and miserable, until pharaoh smiled. Then felt fuzzy and warm. Am losing tomb robber evil-ness. Am worried. Hikari is rubbing off on me. Wish to give pharaoh flowers and kittens, and hold his hand. Am going to drink bleach, as have found that this destroys short-term memory very effectively.
TBC
Please leave a review if you'd like me to carry on, and I apologise for the weird pairings! ^_^;;
Warnings: Yaoi, stupid attempt at humour, purposeful gra grammar, mocking, TWT, OOC.
Author: Koneko Shido
A/N: Re-post thanks to ffn being utter bastards.
Journal (Still waiting for a more inventive title to hit me...) Part 1 - Yami Bakura.
Entry 1
Have found old book under pathetic whimpering hikari's bed, along with wooden dolls that look oddly familiar. Will use book as journal, as am bored, and put dolls back as they seem to be staring at me with hatred. Think perhaps I may have had something to do with theing ing dolls.
Back to journal. Have own body now, so am no longer forced to possess sickeningly innocent Ryou. Still do occasionally anyway, out of pure wickedness. Have reputation to uphold, must not let anyone think am becoming soft in old age (am over 5,000.). Also still have Sennen Ring, but am unable to do anything really evil as pharaoh enjoys banishing me. Hate pharaoh. Will find some way to steal his puzzle someday and destroy him. Has pretty eyes though. Have strange urge to buy him chocolatWillWill not dwell too much on this, as thought of having teenage crush on pharaoh-who-torments-me disturbs me greatly. Will now go kick some children and not think about pharaoh.
Entry 2
Had strange dream about pharaoh, involving him wearing very short skirt. Think perhaps this was some Egyptian fashion, cannot quite remember. Am hoping I never wore a skirt. Looked good on pharaoh, though. Argh.
Sissy girly hikari is being molested by Marik and Malik, am not jealous in slightest. Pharaoh is sitting on couch across room staring at me, not blinking. Hope he has died. Again. No, he blinked. Damn.
Entire worthless moronic group of so-called friends are here at hikari's house, annoying me. Want to kill Joey, as he is stupid and makes my brain hurt with his lack of intellect. Will kick him.
...
Feel better now. Joey is glaring at me, but am not scared of him and will grin evilly instead to frighten him away. Has worked, dog is now hiding pathetically behind girlfriend Mai. Kaiba is sitting next to Mokuba on couch with pharaoh, keeps glancing at Otogi and hoping nobody will notice. Must learn from Marik how to smirk wider than already am. Marik has ability to smirk right off his face. Am jealous. Otogi is stupid and oblivious to Kaiba's pining, wish to laugh at Kaiba but would then give the game away to Otogi, thus making things easier for stupid dragon-boy. Will be quiet and watch him suffer. Stupid teenagers. Find love and hormones annoying and inconvenient. Will never fall in love. Will now go back to watching pharaoh while he is not looking.
Entry 3
Pharaoh's brat is dating Anzu. Hate them both. Want to kill Anzu by dropping farmhouse on her and watching her feet curl up like in Wizard of Oz, but will let big-eyed child live as killing him would upset Pharaoh. For some reason do not wish to upset pharaoh. Must be ill. Will force hikari to make me some chicken soup to cure me of illness, then go back to tormenting pharaoh with my evilness.
...
Am in shower, washing chicken soup out of hair. Found out that hikar not not as spineless and pathetic as previously thought. Also found out he does not enjoy being called 'Oi, woman'. Will endeavour not to piss him off any more today, as am quite badly burned from soup. Will use ring to heal with magical fairy powers, then will go and watcrtoortoons and attempt tnishnish pharaoh from thoughts.
...
Have melted brain with too many cartoons. Have also embarrassed self in front of pharaoh. Was caught playing air guitar to Guns 'n' Roses songs. Feel foolish now. Pharaoh laughed at me. Felt unloved and miserable, until pharaoh smiled. Then felt fuzzy and warm. Am losing tomb robber evil-ness. Am worried. Hikari is rubbing off on me. Wish to give pharaoh flowers and kittens, and hold his hand. Am going to drink bleach, as have found that this destroys short-term memory very effectively.
TBC
Please leave a review if you'd like me to carry on, and I apologise for the weird pairings! ^_^;;