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Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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5
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33
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Aww nuts!
here I am once again with another funny/lemony story in which you will laugh, sigh, and maybe scream like a monkey 0_0 MWAHAHAHA! *evilness*
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Simple ne? in any case, I should stop rambling, I dedicate this fic to Pwetty Blood for giving me the plot bunny, (even if Pwetty Blood doesn’t remember ^_^u). Any hoo, enough rambling, let the fic begin! (oh and by the way people, this is POV, and there may be some rape, I don’t know, any one want to see squirrel rape? What ever, I’ll try to keep it funny…ehehe ^_^u)
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(Bakura POV)
It was days like this I loved the most, the sun was shining but it was slightly cloudy. You know what I mean? The clouds drifted in the sky, a fair wind blew and it wasn’t hot. It was a perfect day.
Too bad it was the beginning of some thing so rotten it would follow me through the rest of my life.
I wanted to get out to day, so I left my Millennium item and walked out the door. Ryou knew I like to do this some times, and he much rather prefer it, to me staying in doors and bothering him with what he called ”stupid questions, that made no sense” and ”things I’ve told you 100 times before”.
I had walked down to the park, the breeze blowing the hair into my face once in a while. No one really understands how much gel it takes to keep my hair perfect all the time. Today I thought I’d just forget the whole thing, and try a more natural look.
The park was beautiful this time of day; I was just so amazed at the beauty of it all. Amazed at how many colors of green were caught in the leaves as the sun shined threw, or how blue the sky looked, or even the pattern of thoudsouds as they drifted pass the sun in there soft careless dance. It was the thing no one ever notices and every one takes for granted.
I slowly sauntered over to a park bench, my hands in my denim jacket pockets. The air smelt so clean here, it had just rained last night. I had stayed up listening to the pitter patter.
Some children and there parents ran in the fields and played games; while pet people strolled there animals up and down the sidewalk, the trees lending the shade along their path.
Every thing was good….
I fell asleep, waking up a short while latter feeling some thing on my chest. I opened my eyes and found a large squirrel sitting on my chest eating a nut it had found. I screamed and threw it off, jumping to my feet.
“You stupid rodent! Yuck! I can’t believe that filthy thing was on me, ewww” I whined, this is just the horrible thing I needed to ruin my day.
The squirrel climbed to his feet, shook it head, and flipped me off, before throwing its acorn at me. The acorn hit me right between the eyes and that stupid rat laughed.
“Think that’s funny do you, you stupid rat?!” I shouted picking up a stone and throwing it at the squirrel. The rock hit the squirrel sending it in to the tree.
“HAHA! That’s what you get for ruining my day, you disease ridden rodent!” I screamed at it.
The squirrel got up and growled at me, “squeek squeek cheep squeak squeak chitter!”
“What did you say about my mama?! Of no you didn’t, you fat rat! Come here and say that to my face you vermin!” I yelled at it, and it flew through the air kicking me in the face. I ripped the stupid thing off and banged its head against the ground.
“Take this!” I said ashrewhrew it on to the bench.
“chitter chitter squeak cheep chitter squeak! Chitter chitter squeak squeakum squeekedy!” it shouted, sticking out its tongue at me as it rubbed its head.
“oh, now its on! I’m gonna serve you your fluffy tail between two slices of bread, you little pest!” I yelled. The squirrel turned around and mooned me.
It pointed to its little butt, “squeak chitter!” it jeered.
I growled, “you’ll rue the day you messed with Bakura!”
“chitter Bakura squeakedy chitter eeechsqueak!!” It snarled.
“well Mr. eeechsqueak, I’d say your threats mean didly squat! Bring it, that is, if your squirrel enough to put you acorns where your mouth is” I taunted.
The thing launched it self at me, I dodged it this time. Grabbing the squirrel out of the air and throwing it in to a tree. With that I smiled and walked home, little did I know, I was being followed.
I came home around sunset, Ryou had dinner on the table. I sat down and we both started to eat silently. Ryou kept looking up from his dinner giving me worried glances.
“B-Bakura… I know you probably have a good reason, but what happened to day? Did some one try to beat you up?” he asked finally.
“Well I went to the park to day and took a nap, when I woke up a found a squirrel on my chest, it threw it off me and we got in to a fight. It said my mother was hooker and that it could take a shit like me down any time. We both got in to a fight but I won. He said he would get his revenge, pshh, like a squirrel can do that” I said to Ryou seriously.
He just looked at me, “there are so many things wrong with that story…but, what ever, it sounds like you came out ok in the end”
I leaned over and kissed Ryou on the cheek, we had recently started to get along. I used to bully him a lot and order him around, but he kept faith I was a good person. One night he finally confessed his love to me, I was shocked to say the least. Telling him that I loved him too, from that point on I tried to be a little nicer to my Hikari. I loved him, I didn’t realize how much though, till he told me.
Ryou giggled and blushed. He was so cute when he did that. Latter that night I took Ryou to bed, helping him get ready.
“You have the softest skin” I whispered in Ryou’s ear as I traced my hand down his back. He shivered under my touch, turning around and wrapping his arms around me.
“I love you Bakura” Ryou whispered as his lips met mine, our tongues meeting. I tasted him again, some thing I hadn’t done since last night. He pressed his hips to mine, grinding against me.
“I think your so sexy Ryou” I said as I carried him over to the bed.
Ryou spread his legs in anticipation of the nights coming events. I leaned over to the cabinet near his bed, pulling out a bottle of lubrication from one of the drawer. I squeezed a fair amount on my fingers, before sliding them in to my little Hikari.
He gasped and arched his back a little trying to get used to the sensation. I slowly started to pet the inside of my little angel. This caused Ryou to start to pant, a blush coming to his cheeks.
I continued to pet the inside of Ryou once in a while hitting his prostate; every time I did he would buck his hips, whimpers escaping him. I then inserted two fingers scissoring his entrance, making sure he was properly lubricated. I didn’t want to hurt Ryou, not when we had been getting along so well.
I continued to pet the inside of my lover, my free hand rubbing his arousal. I leaned close licking his tip with my tongue. Ryou gave a little gasp.
I gently pulled my fingers out of my angel, “Ryou are you ready?”
He nodded shakily. I put my hard cock, quickly lubricating it too before I pushed my shaft in to Ryou. Ryou bit his lip and adjusted quickly.
I gripped Ryou’s hips starting a rhythm, pumping back and worth hitting his prostate. Ryou moaned and wrapped his legs around my waist, pushing me to eepeeeper. I did as he wished, increasing my speed as well. I pushed in to his soft skin over and over, my little Hikari giving little moans as he looked at me through half lidded eyes.
I felt a tightening in my lower region, my breath catching in my throat as I released into my little light. I helped Ryou along with his own climax, taking his need in to my mouth and sucking gently. I ran my tongue along his base, feeling my Hikari tense and release, his seed getting every where.
I grabbed a box of tissues and cleaned everything up, including my messy little lover. He sighed and fell asleep.
Once I was sure he was comfortable I retread to my millennium item to get a good nights rest my self.
When I woke up the next morning I walked down stairs letting out a small gasp. The whole house had been turned upside down, furniture was knocked over, papers were spilled on the floor, lamps and clocks had been broken. The whole place was a mess. Panic made its way up my spine.
“RYOU! RYOU!” I screamed though out the house, I rushed up to his room, there look like there had been a fight; I found a letter crudely written on the wall with black marker.
squeek chitter Bakura,
Chitter squeek chitter squeek chitter chitter chitter chitter squeak cheep chitter squeak eeechsqueak, chitter squeak ceep cheep ceep, chitter squeak, squeak. Chitter chiter, squeak neeeeeeek! Neeeeeeek! Chitter squeak ch ch chit chitter squeek! Neeeeek! Chitter.
Chitter,
Squeak chitter squeak
I back away from the wall, my hand muffling the gasp escaping my lips. he she squirrel mafia had taken Ryou to there hide out, and were holding him for ransom. They demanded and apology for the beating I gave the bosses son. If I didn’t meet there demands they would cut Ryou in to small piece and send them too me.
I backed up against the door…
What hI doI done? I can’t cry now, I have to fined Ryou and save him from those mad squirrels.
And I’ll be done right damned if they get that apology!
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Will Bakura apologise? Will ryou be cut to small pieces? Can I find my missing sock? Stay tuned till next time, and please review^^
Well because I like all my readers and hold my reviewers special, if you write a review I'll reply to it here! Sounds neat eh? Here's how it will work...
*your name*: *my reply to your review*
Simple ne? in any case, I should stop rambling, I dedicate this fic to Pwetty Blood for giving me the plot bunny, (even if Pwetty Blood doesn’t remember ^_^u). Any hoo, enough rambling, let the fic begin! (oh and by the way people, this is POV, and there may be some rape, I don’t know, any one want to see squirrel rape? What ever, I’ll try to keep it funny…ehehe ^_^u)
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
(Bakura POV)
It was days like this I loved the most, the sun was shining but it was slightly cloudy. You know what I mean? The clouds drifted in the sky, a fair wind blew and it wasn’t hot. It was a perfect day.
Too bad it was the beginning of some thing so rotten it would follow me through the rest of my life.
I wanted to get out to day, so I left my Millennium item and walked out the door. Ryou knew I like to do this some times, and he much rather prefer it, to me staying in doors and bothering him with what he called ”stupid questions, that made no sense” and ”things I’ve told you 100 times before”.
I had walked down to the park, the breeze blowing the hair into my face once in a while. No one really understands how much gel it takes to keep my hair perfect all the time. Today I thought I’d just forget the whole thing, and try a more natural look.
The park was beautiful this time of day; I was just so amazed at the beauty of it all. Amazed at how many colors of green were caught in the leaves as the sun shined threw, or how blue the sky looked, or even the pattern of thoudsouds as they drifted pass the sun in there soft careless dance. It was the thing no one ever notices and every one takes for granted.
I slowly sauntered over to a park bench, my hands in my denim jacket pockets. The air smelt so clean here, it had just rained last night. I had stayed up listening to the pitter patter.
Some children and there parents ran in the fields and played games; while pet people strolled there animals up and down the sidewalk, the trees lending the shade along their path.
Every thing was good….
I fell asleep, waking up a short while latter feeling some thing on my chest. I opened my eyes and found a large squirrel sitting on my chest eating a nut it had found. I screamed and threw it off, jumping to my feet.
“You stupid rodent! Yuck! I can’t believe that filthy thing was on me, ewww” I whined, this is just the horrible thing I needed to ruin my day.
The squirrel climbed to his feet, shook it head, and flipped me off, before throwing its acorn at me. The acorn hit me right between the eyes and that stupid rat laughed.
“Think that’s funny do you, you stupid rat?!” I shouted picking up a stone and throwing it at the squirrel. The rock hit the squirrel sending it in to the tree.
“HAHA! That’s what you get for ruining my day, you disease ridden rodent!” I screamed at it.
The squirrel got up and growled at me, “squeek squeek cheep squeak squeak chitter!”
“What did you say about my mama?! Of no you didn’t, you fat rat! Come here and say that to my face you vermin!” I yelled at it, and it flew through the air kicking me in the face. I ripped the stupid thing off and banged its head against the ground.
“Take this!” I said ashrewhrew it on to the bench.
“chitter chitter squeak cheep chitter squeak! Chitter chitter squeak squeakum squeekedy!” it shouted, sticking out its tongue at me as it rubbed its head.
“oh, now its on! I’m gonna serve you your fluffy tail between two slices of bread, you little pest!” I yelled. The squirrel turned around and mooned me.
It pointed to its little butt, “squeak chitter!” it jeered.
I growled, “you’ll rue the day you messed with Bakura!”
“chitter Bakura squeakedy chitter eeechsqueak!!” It snarled.
“well Mr. eeechsqueak, I’d say your threats mean didly squat! Bring it, that is, if your squirrel enough to put you acorns where your mouth is” I taunted.
The thing launched it self at me, I dodged it this time. Grabbing the squirrel out of the air and throwing it in to a tree. With that I smiled and walked home, little did I know, I was being followed.
I came home around sunset, Ryou had dinner on the table. I sat down and we both started to eat silently. Ryou kept looking up from his dinner giving me worried glances.
“B-Bakura… I know you probably have a good reason, but what happened to day? Did some one try to beat you up?” he asked finally.
“Well I went to the park to day and took a nap, when I woke up a found a squirrel on my chest, it threw it off me and we got in to a fight. It said my mother was hooker and that it could take a shit like me down any time. We both got in to a fight but I won. He said he would get his revenge, pshh, like a squirrel can do that” I said to Ryou seriously.
He just looked at me, “there are so many things wrong with that story…but, what ever, it sounds like you came out ok in the end”
I leaned over and kissed Ryou on the cheek, we had recently started to get along. I used to bully him a lot and order him around, but he kept faith I was a good person. One night he finally confessed his love to me, I was shocked to say the least. Telling him that I loved him too, from that point on I tried to be a little nicer to my Hikari. I loved him, I didn’t realize how much though, till he told me.
Ryou giggled and blushed. He was so cute when he did that. Latter that night I took Ryou to bed, helping him get ready.
“You have the softest skin” I whispered in Ryou’s ear as I traced my hand down his back. He shivered under my touch, turning around and wrapping his arms around me.
“I love you Bakura” Ryou whispered as his lips met mine, our tongues meeting. I tasted him again, some thing I hadn’t done since last night. He pressed his hips to mine, grinding against me.
“I think your so sexy Ryou” I said as I carried him over to the bed.
Ryou spread his legs in anticipation of the nights coming events. I leaned over to the cabinet near his bed, pulling out a bottle of lubrication from one of the drawer. I squeezed a fair amount on my fingers, before sliding them in to my little Hikari.
He gasped and arched his back a little trying to get used to the sensation. I slowly started to pet the inside of my little angel. This caused Ryou to start to pant, a blush coming to his cheeks.
I continued to pet the inside of Ryou once in a while hitting his prostate; every time I did he would buck his hips, whimpers escaping him. I then inserted two fingers scissoring his entrance, making sure he was properly lubricated. I didn’t want to hurt Ryou, not when we had been getting along so well.
I continued to pet the inside of my lover, my free hand rubbing his arousal. I leaned close licking his tip with my tongue. Ryou gave a little gasp.
I gently pulled my fingers out of my angel, “Ryou are you ready?”
He nodded shakily. I put my hard cock, quickly lubricating it too before I pushed my shaft in to Ryou. Ryou bit his lip and adjusted quickly.
I gripped Ryou’s hips starting a rhythm, pumping back and worth hitting his prostate. Ryou moaned and wrapped his legs around my waist, pushing me to eepeeeper. I did as he wished, increasing my speed as well. I pushed in to his soft skin over and over, my little Hikari giving little moans as he looked at me through half lidded eyes.
I felt a tightening in my lower region, my breath catching in my throat as I released into my little light. I helped Ryou along with his own climax, taking his need in to my mouth and sucking gently. I ran my tongue along his base, feeling my Hikari tense and release, his seed getting every where.
I grabbed a box of tissues and cleaned everything up, including my messy little lover. He sighed and fell asleep.
Once I was sure he was comfortable I retread to my millennium item to get a good nights rest my self.
When I woke up the next morning I walked down stairs letting out a small gasp. The whole house had been turned upside down, furniture was knocked over, papers were spilled on the floor, lamps and clocks had been broken. The whole place was a mess. Panic made its way up my spine.
“RYOU! RYOU!” I screamed though out the house, I rushed up to his room, there look like there had been a fight; I found a letter crudely written on the wall with black marker.
squeek chitter Bakura,
Chitter squeek chitter squeek chitter chitter chitter chitter squeak cheep chitter squeak eeechsqueak, chitter squeak ceep cheep ceep, chitter squeak, squeak. Chitter chiter, squeak neeeeeeek! Neeeeeeek! Chitter squeak ch ch chit chitter squeek! Neeeeek! Chitter.
Chitter,
Squeak chitter squeak
I back away from the wall, my hand muffling the gasp escaping my lips. he she squirrel mafia had taken Ryou to there hide out, and were holding him for ransom. They demanded and apology for the beating I gave the bosses son. If I didn’t meet there demands they would cut Ryou in to small piece and send them too me.
I backed up against the door…
What hI doI done? I can’t cry now, I have to fined Ryou and save him from those mad squirrels.
And I’ll be done right damned if they get that apology!
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Will Bakura apologise? Will ryou be cut to small pieces? Can I find my missing sock? Stay tuned till next time, and please review^^