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Cooking Class 101

By: darkvixen
folder Yu-Gi-Oh › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 13
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Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Cooking Class 101

Hey there was up all!...hehe… I dedicate this fic too crazieanimefan1 request

I don’t own yugioh characters, so on and so forth…feh

As with all my fics, if you review I’ll post a reply o the following chapter ^^

Bare with me now, as most of you who are familiar with my work, Know I specialize in angst and rough, bloody, kinky guy sex... ... ehe…any way, theres still plenty of that, but I’m going to try and lighten the mood a little, so…with out further ado…here we go…

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(Bakura)

Ok…I can get this… I’m a forth year student at Domino high school… I’ve worked my way up this far…

Just a little more…

“Bakura, how’s it coming it looks…oh my god!” The teacher screamed. I panicked and dropped the rest of the spice in to the pot. There was a loud explosion, all the sound in the room stop as a white light filled the room.

When the sound returned there were fires every where, kids screamed as they ran out of the room, I tripped over the pot as I hurried out of the room, the contents of the pot spilled on the teacher, who screamed and internally combusted. I ran out of that hell hole as fast as I could.

Later the office called me in, “I don’t get it, you are the only child in the whole school who cess ess up cooking class that bad! You not only damaged school property, and killed a teacher, but the room you were in is now radioactive!” the principle screamed at me, slamming his hands on the table. I just rolled my eyes…

So I killed the teacher, destroyed school property, injured a few students, feh, if he thought this was bad then I hope he doesn’t learn about the chemistry class incident till tomorrow.

This is my first time in cooking class after all, what does he expect?

“So I can’t cook, its not like I’m going to use that skill when I grow up, I know Mickey D’s got my back” I say to him not really paying attention as I rock back and forth in my chair.

“Look, I don’t care if you can’t cook, I just don’t want any more casualties, you’re the only kid in this whole school who kills people when he messes up. Now I’m not sure how you do it, prior to this day I didn’t know it was possible to have some kind of small nuclear explosion in cooking class, but you just like to surprise people don’t you? Listen I’m pairing you up with one of our smarter…safer… students, he’ll be teaching you how to cook safely” the principal tells me as he thumbs through his files.

Jeese why does the principal have to be such a spaz? I’m probably going to be assigned some nerd… I can hear him now ‘1/2 a cup of milk is added make sure its precisely at room temperature, you can do that by using the...yak, yak, yak’.

Some one up there must hate me; it would be a lot easier if they just smote me or some thing.

The principal pulls out a manila folder and throws it down in front of me. I pick it up to closely examine it and an ass load of ribbons fall out.

The principal smiles at me, I swear I’ve seen that smile on a shark down at water world…

I open the folder up and look at the small picture clipped to the top, hey… he’s not that bad looking, he’s actually quite cute…he’s wait… that’s Ryou!. I read his profile:

Name: Ryou Ai
Height: 176 cm or 69.29 inches or 5’8
Weight: 52 kg or 114.4 lbs
Blood Type: AB
Ryou’s Age: 16
Ryou’s Birthday: September 2
Gender: Male
Vocation: Forth-year student at Domino High School
Accomplishments/clubs: Track team, chess club, band, library helper for the year 2000-2003, computer science, drama club, culture exchange club, Leo club, senior citizen aid, homeless shelter assistant, Boy Scout, office monitor, hall monitor, N.E.R.D.C., anime club, soccer team, basketball team, student council, ect.

I close Ryou’s folder, idiot, doesn’t he know Ryou’s my room mate? But Gods, he did so many damn things they ran out of space; I quickly flip through pages on his files. Ryou’s been getting straight A’s since second grade. He’s not human!

I look up at the principal, he’s smiling from ear to ear …I shiver. I throw the file back down on his desk and storm out of the room. I’m going to be paired with this him? He’s going to help me cook? Gods, he’s going to probably put that down on his file too.
I walk down the hall way, the school bell rings. I glare at any body who dares to run in to me on there way out, some idiot does bump into me though. I glare down at him… ok...its official… this kids getting his ass kicked. I look down at the stupid unfortunate.

It’s Ryou… I sneer at him

He’s picks up the books he dropped on the floor, I bend down to help. Look at the books he’s reading, ‘The scientific methods of the advanced psychological mind’ and ‘The variables of quantum physics’! Ryou looks up at me, he has beautiful brown eyes, his pictures don’t do him justice.

“Oh…Bakura…What do you want? look I’m not in the mood can you pick on me some other time, or maybe save it all until I get home? The principal needs to see me, he said he has important assignment for me” he says calmly, me and Ryou don’t really get along. He came as an exchange student and my dad said it would be nice if we helped out. I just spend my time picking on him, dad’s usually not around so no one stops me.

“Yeah, hey, what ever loser” I say to him, I act cruel to him but…I just don’t know how to tell him I like him. Maybe this will be my opportunity to have a little fun.

“Just leave be alone” he says as he stands up, all his books and papers in his hands.

“Good luck with the ‘man’” I snicker and walk out the door. This will be too much fun… maybe some one likes me up there after all.

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