Yu-Gi-Oh (done horribly wrong)

Yu-Gi-Oh (done horribly wrong)

"Once upon a time," a mysterious voice began.

"Uh, Nife?" another asked.

"Yes?" Nife answered.

"What are you doing?" the other voice asked.

"Uh, trying to be dramatic?" Nife said while smiling super cheesily.

"Oh is that why the lights are out?" She says as she flips on the lights.

"Ahhhh!!! MY EYES!! My precious author/artists eyes!!!!" said Nife while shrivelling on the ground.

"Sigh, get of the ground," the other said while kicking her.

"Tenshi . . . so cruel." Nife said pathetically.

Tenshi sighed.

"In any case I’m trying to introduce the story dramatically. So go away, or I
shall taunt you a second time!!” Nife huffed.
NifeNife, baby, it ain’t working." Tenshi said sarcastically.

"Fine then," Nife huffed again, "this is a Yu-Gi-Oh story, sort of, not really,
but hey it’s just a giant joke, so take nothing seriously, really, there will be: Yaoi, Yuri, Mary-Sues (that never get anywhere) and randomness. Oh and there will be random quotes from random movies/shows that I also don’t own. So, ya, I don’t own anything, nope nothing, so don’t sue, I didn’t do anything!!!!"

"Happy now?" Tenshi asked.

"Yes." Nife answered.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jenn was running up the school stairs for the millionth time as she was late again for the millionth time; and she had to grab all her stuff and run down the halls while teachers poked their heads out the classrooms yelling at her to be more quiet, (Pats self on the back trying to breath again) and explain to her teacher for the mill . . . well you get the picture, why she was late once again. "Konichiwa!!!!" she said to all her friends.

"Hey Jenn," Amanda said, "What’s happening?"

"Well I just woke up," Jenn said with a yawn, "so I wouldn’t know."

Her friends sighed again. Then her teacher started yelling at students, except the goodie two-shoes who never seem to get into trouble, ever, it ain’t happening, not as long as there is a demon in hell, sorry straying, so ya, then the teacher from hel . . .I mean school, ate another student, who had dared to raise their hand.

"Poor kid," Leala sighed, (one of Jenn’s friends) "he never had a chance."

"Yeah if only we had a way to spear the teacher," Amanda sighed as well.

"Sorry Amanda, you’ll have to go to Spain for that, it’s illegal to spear cows in Canada." Jenn said.

They all laughed until the teacher snapped at them and almost ate them.

"I wish I could spear her at least once." Amanda mumbled.

~~~~~~~~Later on~~~~~~~~

"Leala!" Jenn called to her friend effectively gaining her attention as well as the rest of the cafeteria, thus utterly embarrassing Lea Leala. "Did you bring our ‘ahem’ your deck?"

"Yes." Leala peeped, quite embarrassed to have the attention drawn to her.
Jenn noticed that everyone was staring at her and hissed like a cat, "Stop staring, she’s mine! My own. My precious . . ." She said while petting Leala’s head.

"Jenn, get off her." Amanda said irritably.

"Oops sorry." Jenn said looking down at a tomato red a. a.

"Do you have to be so loud?" Leala said quietly, when she was a little less red.

"Yep!" Jenn smiled, "So are we duelling or what?" She said quickly changing the subject.

"Not with me, maybe with Amanda," Leala replied still irritated.

"Kay," Jenn said and ran over to Amanda, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda!!!" Amanda abruptly covering her mouth silenced her suddenly.

"I’m right here, you don’t have to yell!" Amanda exclaimed.

"Okay, sorry." Jenn said, or rather, mumbled through Amanda’s hand.

"Eww! You spit on me!!" Amanda cried.

"Oops, sorry." Jenn apologized.

Then they took a look at their; uh Leala’s and Amanda’s decks (as Jenn didn’t have one of her own, moocher) and started to duel, when the decks began to glow.

"Whoa!! Did you see that?!" Jenn asked.

"Ya, I wonder what it was?" Amanda wondered.

"I hope nothing that could possibly affect our future in a way we can not begin to fathom!" said Jenn.

The other stared at her for a moment.

"What?" she asked

They both shook their heads and Jenn and Amanda began to duel.

~~~~~~bout ½ way through the duel~~~~~

"And I play the change of heart!!" Jenn yelled triumphantly.

"To control what?" Amanda asked.

"To control your BEWD!!" Jenn shouted.

"My what?" Amanda asked.

"Your Blue Eyes White dragon!!" Jenn said overly dramatically.

"NOOOOO!!!!" Amanda said just as overly dramatically.

"Hahahahahahaha!! I am the champion duellist!!" Jenn laughed even more
over dramatically.

"Amanda, Jenn, stop being over dramatic," Leala sighed, "besides Jenn hasn’t won yet."

"Hey stop ruining the moment!!" Jenn pouted.

"Sorry." Leala mumbled.

"In any case!!" Amanda shouted to get there attention, "What are you going
to do now Jenn?"

"Attack yoooo . . ." Jenn suddenly went quiet

"Jenn? Jenn!" Amanda said worriedly.

"What’s wrong with her?" Leala asked.

"I don’t know!! She suddenly went quiet!!" Amanda said panicking.

Leala paused for a moment, "Is that necessarily a bad thing?"

"Let us think about this." Amanda said.

As they pondered together, Jenn glowed. They stared at her in awe, until they realized this might not be as good a thing as they had first presumed.

“So, uh, why is she glowing like that?” Leala asked.

“I’m thinking this isn’t a good thin.” Amanda said.

Suddenly Jenn glowed excessively brightly causing Leala and Amanda
blinked. WhatWhat was that about?” Leala asked.

“I don . . .” Amanda was suddenly cut off when Jenn stopped glowing. They
blinked at her wondering what that was all about. Then they saw it, the
Sennen Puzzle. (From a show they watch all the time)

“Hey isn’t that the Sennen Puzzle? You know, from Yu-Gi-Oh?” Amanda
asked.

“Yeah, why is she wearing it?” Leala asked.

Jenn finally opened her eyes. She blinked twice then yawned and
stretched. “Hey guys, what I miss?” she asked in a yawn, “Hmm, did I fall
asleepin?”in?”

“What? Jenn, are you okay, you were just glowing!!” Leala said excitedly.

“Really, well that’s the last time I eat cafeteria food.” Jenn said.

“That’s it? Aren’t you worried?” Amanda asked.

“Why would I worry?” Jenn asked.

“Never mind.” Leala sighed.

Just as she finished that comment both Leala and Amanda glowed.

“Ohhhh, pretty,” Jenn said. “Hmm, I wonder if this has anything to do with the
fact the cards were glowing earlier? Nah, it’s just the cafe’s food,” She said
this while eating some of the cafe’s French fries, which belonged to Amanda.

They both abruptly stopped glowing. Jenn blinked and looked around to see if
anyone else had noticed; but surprise, surprise, nobody cared. Jenn
sighed, “I really shouldn’t have thought they would, I mean, they’re all in
their own little boxes.”

“What are you talking about?” Jenn heard Amanda ask.

“Nani? Oh you guys are ok! Great now Amanda, I’ll attack you’re BEWD!!”
Jenn shouted.

“Um Jenn, did you not notice the fact that just a moment ago we were
glowing?” Leala asked exasperated.

“Ya so?” Jenn asked

“Uh . . .” Leala replied.

“Well I figured it was one of those new fads, you know, the ones that are
always sneaking up and jumping people.” Jenn said while eating more of
Amanda’s fries. (Moocher)

“Jenn, you’re mixing fads with yourself.” Amanda said sarcastically.

“Oh, right I always get those two mixed up.” Jenn said while still eating fries.

“Would you stop eating my fries?” Amanda asked annoyed.

“Right sorry.” Jenn said and glanced down in front of Amanda, and then
blinked in surprise and looked over at Leala’s neck, “Hey, you guys, you have
shinny new thingies on you!”

“Really?” Leala asked and looked down only to see her breasts, “I don’t see
anything.” (Note: I’m sorry Leala, I couldn’t help it) (A note from the beta
reader *glare*)

“No, no, Leala,” She pulled the Sennen Ring, also from their fave show, “See?”

“Wow!” Leala said excitedly.

“Double wow!” Amanda echoed her as she held up the Sennen Rod.

“Prettyful.” Amanda said.

“Squeird.” Leala said.

“Stop stealing my words!” Jenn pouted

~~~~Next class~~~~

“Teachers moo, students throw random objects at cows, err, teachers, and
Jenn attempts to kill teachers via spear.” Amanda said.

“A day in the life.” Leala agreed.

“Die cow, DIE!!” Jenn yelled while throwing random paper made spears at her.

The teacher chose the most inappropriate moment to turn around only to be
hit in the face with one of her paper made spears.

“Ahhhh!! She’s going to eat me!!! Save me!!” Jenn screamed as she clung
onto Leala.

Indeed as she said this, the teacher walked towards them. Leala prayed for a
miracle, Amanda prepared for the worse and Jenn clung to Leala in terror.

Then it happened.