Campaign Candy

*Set's the mood*......
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------annnnnyyyyywwaaaayyyyyy.... I figure the world seems to be doing nothing but presenting challenges to everyone else (at least in other places, lol), so I thought I'd throw a random one out there for any humor writers. o.O Anyone out there?

Okay, so I'm sitting here at my computer, staring at the back of a Pop Rocks bag... no, don't ask questions, just go with it.

So anyway, I see the slogan 'Entertainment for your whole mouth!' and my mind starts going 100 clicks a second -- I keep thinking that it would be a funny line in a story.

The Challenge:
Humor
any pairing/rating you damn well please
just incorporate the phrase "entertainment forr whr whole mouth!" in there somewhere.
If you want to use candy, be my guest.
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>>Now with a random posted challenge like that -from my Samurai- how could I not take up the challenge?<< *cue evil laughter as you are about to read a very short PWP*
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CAMPAIGN CANDY

"What are these?" Yuugi tapped at the multitude of buttons on Mokuba's backpack. "This ticket is free -not good for anything but we think you should have it? Mokuba, why do you have these?"

"Anzu had a government project, she was supposed to make all these political buttons...but there was, uh, a slight, unpredicted occurence. She and Shizuka got a little drunk while they were doihe phe project."

"I'd say it was more than a little. Look, this one says: Hot to the ladies, but hot for you." It had a red arrow that pointed left,Yuugi tilted his head a bit as he worked it free from Mokuba's backpack, "Could I keep this one?"

"Sure," Mokuba grinned. "This one's mine." He lifted his baggy shirt and tapped at a black button with bold neon green script.

"Entertainment for your whole mouth!" Yuugi read, "I better be the only one who sees you wearing that."

"Aww, c'mon Yuugi, I'm trying to assert my independence!"

"By what? Advertising that the whole world should suck your cock?"

Mokuba pouted. "Not the whole world." He lifted his shirt a bit more and tapped on a red and white button he'd actually attached to his belly ring. "For all intense male purposes only," he recited.

"Great," Yuugi growled, pulling up a chair and flopping down, "I just have to beat back the stronger half of the human race."

Mokuba got up and sat on Yuugi's lap, taking the 'Hot for You' button from Yuugi's fumbling fingers and pinning soundly on the left side of his chest so the arrow pointed at him. "Don't be grouchy, my love. Yuugi's the only cock sucker for me..."

"That's an odd way of putting it."

"Says so on this button!" Mokuba unclasped his pants to reveal he did indeed have a blue and yellow button emblazoned with that slogan.

"Okay, that's a turn on, but at the same time, it's not. I'm gonna have to talk with Anzu about that one."

"Actually, I made this one myself when Anzu and Shizuka passed out."

Yuugi gave a low whistle of appreciation as he reached his hand down into Mokuba's boxers to rub the young Kaiba's pressing cock. "Mmm...I think you need to be Sucked by a Mutou." Yuugi used a false advertising tone to let Mokuba know he was using a line on him.

"I didn't see that one on my backpack--" Mokuba bit back a groan when Yuugi flicked a thumb over his tip.

"It's not a button," Yuugi whispered against Mokuba's ear, licking the young boy's ear lobe.

"Oh?"

"Had a few condoms special made with you in mind." Yuugi reached in his back pocket and pulled out a purple foil-wrapped latex condom with the logo from Kame Game Shop.

"Since when did Gramps let you start marketing those?"

"He doesn't know," Yuugi paused from kissing Mokuba's neck. "It's called personal private expansion. A little underground pet projectminemine--" he kissed, "people can ask me--" he licked "behind Grandpa's back--" another kiss "to make some special condoms for them."
kubakuba was squirming hotly underneath Yuugi's teasing. It was a bit tricky for Yuugi to roll the purple condom on the younger Kaiba, but he managed to have Mokuba properly sheathed. He stopped sucking on Mokuba's neck long enough to glance at his handywork. "Looks great on you."

Mokuba looked down at himself and grimaced. "It looks like my dick needs CPR."

"Well, I think that's a sexy concept." To demonstrate, Yuugi pressed two fingers at the base of Mokuba's s and and ran them up gently until he reached the throbbing head; then he pretended to check for a pulse.

Mokuba's breath was short and irregular, but he wasn't too dazed to stop talking. "What'd you use to make these?"

Yuugi removed his hand from Mokuba's cock, coughed a bit, and muttered under his breath.

"What?" Mokuba asked louder -for no reason other than to make Yuugi fess up.

"Just the candy-wrapper stamp machine."

The candy-wrapper machine at the Game Shop worked like an ancient printing press, with each individual letter needing to be put in and inked. It was tedious work, that's why Grandpa had Yuugi doing it. The older Mutou merely removed the letter boxes from the print at the end of the day.

Mokuba couldn't keep himself from chuckling, then progressing onto roaring laughter when Yuugi blushed scarlet. "I sure hope you remembered to change the lettering when you were done."

"Oh shit." Yuugi tensed. "Zip up, we have to run to the Game Shop. NOW."