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by Aten

person Kathryn Coll
schedule March 9, 2005 at 12:00 AM
What would life be like with those two around?
All she knew is that there would be a lot more horseplay….
*snickers* Is that what they're calling it these days?

“It’s Robbie’s blood….I can’t be around blood. It…does things to me that you should not see.”
Ya know... at least the ol' softy was honest.

//I will have to do something about that mortal later….right now, Robbie is more important.//
Hand him over to Asher. He'd make a nice grease stain on the pavement.

*rolls eyes* Yami needs a life. Or better yet, a death: his.

*shakes head* doilies at a wedding?

Otogi screamed again and brought his knee up to Yami’s groin.
*cackles* sweet!

“Hey, my eyes doth wander of their own accord. I can’t help it if I….admired her ‘degrees.’”
*snerks* Methinks he doth protest too much....

“Do….I……know….you?”
Aten looked down at his fiancé. “It’s me…..Aten. Don’t you remember me?”
Robbie blinked as he looked at the stranger before him. “No.”
Tsk... evil. Evil, truly evil.
person MarikIshtar77
schedule March 9, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Uh-oh...This isn't good. Hopefully Robbie's memory loss is only temporary!
person Pussycat
schedule March 5, 2005 at 12:00 AM
She giggled. “That’s part of being half yami. Good eyesight and good hearing.”
*cackles* weird-ass sex drive, hang-ups about rare steak, PMS that could scare the gods...

“No……I’ve been….burning the midnight oil here. Watching it burn….” Asher’s left eye twitched and spasmed.
*laughs*

“Bad men hurt Aria! I make them go BOOM!”
Do it! Go on Asher, do it. *smirks* Make 'em go BOOM

“Something’s wrong if I’m dreaming about my Uncle Seto that way.”
*cackles* Ya think??

“Wipe you from everyone’s memory.”
Oooo do me next! *smirks*

“Birth Order, Ishtar!” Bakura snarled.
“Tradition, Itemri!” Marik snarled back.
*snorts* fuck you both. I say send the kids to Vegas. *smirks*

Robbie opened the door and slammed the door behind him angrily.
I wondered when the blow up would happen.

The old man laughed and closed the curtains.
Ohhh lookee... there's someone for Asher to play with.

BANG!
The sound of a gunshot resonated through the forest as its target fell to the ground lifelessly.
Tsk, that cliffie is just wrong...
person kathryn coll
schedule March 5, 2005 at 12:00 AM
“But, Aten, your parents were CLOTHED! This…..This is people UNCLOTHED!”
*snorts* Well yes, porn usually does have unclothed people....

“Aten! He’s sticking his finger up that guy’s ass!”
*rolls eyes* His education is sorely lacking...

“Well, I’ve always known he was strange, Aten. I’m not going to lie to you about that.”
*cackles* I think even Marik knows he's strange....

“I want a burger! PATTIES ARE LIKE FRIENDSHIP! YEAHHH FRIENDSHIP!”
*left eye twitches* ugh

“I haven’t seen you in such a long time, Mawik-poo!”
*shudders* Mawik-poo?

Marik screamed as the girl pounced on Marik, knocking him to the ground.
ewwwwwwwwwwwww

“Can you please not bounce on me there?!"
*blinks* Something I never expected to hear Marik say. *checks to see if pigs are flying*

Eric screamed as he felt a fist slam into his stomach. One of the boys slapped Jason roughly.
Sweeeet!

Eric grabbed Robbie’s collar. “You made me look like an ass, Robert!”
“You are an ass. Point being?”
*laughs* 10 points to the curly-haired boy.


“I’ll teach you not to make me look like a fool, Morgan!
*snorts* Gonna teach him to look like someone else then??

Eric grinned devilishly. “Morgan.”
Ah, I'd wondered whether he'd pick Robbie or Aten.

Still say the barnes family needs to die. Asher would be perfect for that job.
person Uke kit and Uke Io
schedule March 5, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Kit: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! NO! NO BAD CLIFFY! BAD BAD BAD!!!!!!!!

Io: O_o......I thought *I* was the one that was out of control at cliffies...not you

Kit: BUT I LIKE ROB! AND ATEN! T_T I KNOW you can't kill either of them. BUT WHO DIED!?!?!?!?!

Io: hehehehe, ^-^ nice chapter! I'll keep my eye out of the next one!
person MarikIshtar77
schedule March 5, 2005 at 12:00 AM
GAH! That cliffie is as evil as evil gets, you! Shame on Eric and his little pack of asshole retards! Eric needs to die in a very slow, bloody, very excruciating torturous manner. I hate that stupid fuckling infinate...grrrr.

person Catertfree10
schedule March 5, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Konichiwia!

AAACCCCKKK!!!! I AM GUNNA MAKE YOU SUFFER YOU BLASTED SHE-DEMON!!!!! RAWR!!!! *Tries to get to bakurasgirl via moniter but falls flat on her face instead* X_x Ow...
Kyasarin: 7_7 Oy vay... methinks you need mental help, Cat-chan...
Caterfree: That's Caterfree-sama to you bitch... *Faints*
Kyasarin: Anyways, I think she wants to know what happens next. AND SO DO I!!!!! I DUN WAN ROBBIE DEAD!!!! BAHAHAHA!!! *Sobs*
Caterfree: *Miraculously awakes* Oh? Have I turned you into a bakurasgirl follower as well?
Kyasarin: O_O Um... um... um...
Caterfree: I take the stuttering as a yes.
Kyasarin: *Runs off*
Caterfree: Ahahahaha!!!! Anyways, UPDATE SOON OR I SWEAR I'LL HUNT YA DOWN!!! RAWR!!!!!!

Ja Ne! ^_~
person Kathryn Coll
schedule March 2, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Umm, chapter??

Yeah, leave it to Ryou to have a tea party instead of a batchelorette party. Honestly, tea and scones? There should have been at least one male stripper. Or maybe a game of "Pin the penis on the man".

*smirks*
person MarikIshtar77
schedule February 26, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Holy krud, babe! That was the funniest chapter yet!! (and the R/B lemon was uber tasty!!) I must say, Marik's Pharaoh impersonations were right on!!! (They keeeeled me! LMFAO!!!) OOOH..I can only imagine what Yami would have done had he seen that!! *ROLMFAO!!* (Take THAT, PHARAOH! hahaha!)
Wonderful chapter, mah' dear!
person Pussycat
schedule February 26, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Otogi took a bite out of a piece of cracker and cheese. “Now, with the spaghetti sauce, the trick is the oregano. Don’t put too much in. A little dab will do ya.”
Glenn sighed. “Nobody has ever complimented me on my cooking before I met Yugi. He loves everything I cook him!”
Those two so need matching aprons.... *smirks*

Wait... Joey's "batchelor" party is a tea party?! Sheesh. That sure as hell makes it the Batchelorette party then.

“The boys are out having a good time. How rowdy can they get?”
Seriously rowdy, I hope!!

“’Oh, look, I’m the pansy little Pharaoh Yami. I like dollies and unicorns with looooooooooooooooong eyelashes!’”
*falls over laughing* Now that's fun!

“Seto, is that your cash box pressed against me or are you just happy to see me?”
*cackles* Depending on how he uses it, it could be considered either...

“Why do I have a feeling I’m going to be scarred for life watching this?”
*laughs* like watching those two go at it is a bad thing...

“He’s asleep,isn’t he?”
Malik opened Marik’s closed eye. “He passed out….cold. Well, it’ll be useless to move him.”
“You’re going to leave him on the stairs?”
*laughs* carpet patterns on the face by morning

“Father Bakura, I am not mommy! Go down the hall!”
Bakura turned around. “Down the hall?”
“Father Bakura, go!” Aten ordered.
*laughs hysterically*

“You call this nothing? This doesn’t look like nothing to me.”
me either *grins*

“Pi-wets!”
*snickers* sounds like a bad dessert....

Jeanie laughed. “I think he’s seriously considering a vasectomy. Four kids is enough for him, I think.”
*cackles* Yeah, I'd send him a pair of scissors and a sewing kit.

Aten covered his mouth and his face blushed. “We found Uncle Seto’s pornography stash!”
WOOHOO! Grab the popcorn and watch 'em! Wait... or should you just have a couple of meatball subs? *ducks and runs*