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Hey, cool! I'm actually signed in for once! *snicker*
I hope Malik's idea works. (I'm pretty sure it will...^_~)
I agree with Marik and Bakura -all disputes should be settled between the sheets. If more people did things that way, the world would be a happier place. *throws the boyz more magic lube*

*sobs into kleenix* Two chibi's married off now, what will Ryou, Bakura, and Marik do with all their spare time now?
Bakura: Crush the Pharaoh, what else?
Marik: *mind wandering* magic lube...Twister...banana cream pie...
Ryou: I think I have an idea of what the chibi's will be doing...*big grin*

Great chapter! *hugs*

‘Robbie’s mother gives us a romantic night at a suburban Inn for a night….my father gives me lubricant for sex. What is wrong with this picture?’
*snerks* nothing, it's called GMTA

“It’s good to see you both up to no good….as usual.”
no good... yeah, that's what one does on their wedding night.... umm, sure.

Umi kept staring at Aria….his eyes wide and his jaw still hanging.
ah yes, the definition of pole-axed... la

“I said, ‘Sea-Man’, Ishtar….Not ‘Sea-Men!’”
don't know about anyone else, but I heard sea men.

Otogi and Glenn broke into sobs. “I promised I wouldn’t cry!” the two men wept.
Yugi and Tristan rubbed their lovers’ backs.
“What are we going to do with these two?” Yugi asked.
Tristan shrugged. “Beats me.”
Do what Bakura always suggests: check 'em for vaginas. Lordy, no one in my family cries at weddings....

Lordy if Bakura cries any more, someone might make the same suggestion for him too....

Very nice chapter. I loved this part- “I just want to know one thing, son….did you make him scream?” Aten’s color deepened. “Umm…yes?” Marik grinned with pride. “That’s my boy! Keep up the good work, Aten!"
That's SO Ishtar. *snicker*
Great stuff! XP

Oh my god! 'Togi forgot the raw beef for the Yamis!!! *cackles*

I’m having a hard time writing it in plain English.”
[Then write it in plain Arabic.]
*laughs*

“What was Bakura’s vow?”
*snickers* to provide Ryou with lots of orgasms? Oh wait, sorry. Just channeled Anya (from BTVS). La, although it'd work for Bakura too!

“Because Marik’s going to be over here more than usual and I’m afraid poor Malik’s going to get it in the end….literally.”
*falls over laughing* Bet Malik might buy her a thank you card though!

"I even polished my cane for tomorrow.”
*snerks*

“We wanted to surprise you, babe!”
*laughs* and here it comes!

"Aten?” Daniel asked raising his eyebrow.
SURPRISE! *falls over howling*

*snickers* bad side of Marik's rod....

“I just want to know one thing, son….did you make him scream?”
*laughs* Proper question!

Marik hugged Daniel tightly and pat Daniel’s right buttock.
*falls over laughing* Go Marik! Cop a feel of that nice ass!

“True. This isn’t the right place to be talking about orgies, Marik. This is a church.”
Translation: talk to me about it elsewhere. (right?? *snerks*)

Proper Ishtar Pre-wedding proceedures:
1. threaten with evisceration
2. welcome to the family
*falls over howling*

*laughs at the chorus of "I will not cry"*

In the audience, identical sobs could be heard coming from Otogi and Glenn.
“That’s so…BEAUTIFUL!!!!” the two men sobbed.
*howls*

Daniel sighed. “Marik, can you not touch my ass for five minutes?”
“Why not? It’s fun.”
and yes folks, this is Marik _sober_

Daniel sighed. “I don’t want to know, Marik.”
*snerks* wuss

*laughs* pacifier... *howls* hand it to Marik, I'm sure he can find something fun to do with it!

*SO sorry I didn't get a chance to review until now. My bad...*
BWA-HAHAHA! Marik can't dance! That's too funny!
Robbie taping Aten's ass, uber-cuteness! (the dialog between them both had me rolling! LMAO!)
“Wouldn’t you like for me to be inside you again, Aten? I can hear you calling my name, begging me to fill you up with my essence.” Yami! You fuckerhead! You can say that to me, not Aten! Bastard! *kicks Yami* I'm glad Robbie whacked that shithead with a stick!
Seto's couch. *snort* Bakura and Ryou rock, that's all I can say. wOOT!

Ooh...I forgot my gifts for the chibi's and their huni's! Since I like to be fair, both couples are getting the same things; their very own camcorders, along with an all expenses paid, 5 day, 4 night stay in Cancun at the Ritz-Carlton.
I hope the kids like their gifts!

Marik planting bulbs?! ahm, not gonna comment...

“I pounced dad! I threw myself at him and actually knocked him down!”
cuuute

Joey needs to realize that Hayden ain't gonna get better... 'course, he needs to deal with his own obsession with Hayden too.

"Asher will enjoy the bonfires and the torches.”
*snort* Yeah, he'd have fun at the luau...

‘I got you this time, Miranda,’ Seto thought with a grin.
*laughs* ten points!

“Yes, and you made me re-upholster Charlemagne’s couch, Bakura,” Seto said
I bet that old fart Charlemange would have been happy that his couch saw some action.

“Marik, you may be great at controlling people with your Rod, but you suck at dancing.”
*snickers* He would mention sucking and rod in the same sentence....

Nope, still no idea for presents.

//It certainly doesn’t feel like nothing. Why do I feel Ishtar’s hands down my pants?//
Dude, seriously freaky if Marik's hands down Bakura's pants is considered 'nothing'.

“One moment, cutie, I’ll check.”
*laughs* And Marik thinks he's got "it"

The scene between Robbie and Aten is interesting... the lyrics were good.

“I can’t get enough of you tonight. I want to make love to you, Ryou….again.”
Sheesh, horny much? Yeah, yeah... the answer to that would be: Horny, always. *smirks*

“Come for me, Ryou….Give it up for me, baby….come on. Come for me.”
*cackles* and the comment for that would be: bossy, lots! 'Do this, do that, gimme gimme gimme'

Tears flowed out of his eyes as he walked through the purple haze.
*laughs* Great now I'm hearing Jimmy Hendrix!

The pharaoh growled as he remembered Bakura’s furious face as he twisted the Trident in his body.
*howls* hand him a tee that says "I was forked by Bakura"

“Itemri…….did this.”
I was Forked I tell you! Forked! *cackles*

“The Spirit of the Ring impaled you?”
*falls over laughing* Oh yes he did, he did! He forked him goooooood.

The pharaoh struggled to stand up and then fell back into his chair. “I must regain my strength.”
*snickers* yeah, it does take a while to recover from a really good forking...

“Marik’s Millennium Rod doesn’t work anymore either. Now it’s no better than an elaborate paper-weight.”
And what a paperweight it is!!!! *smirks*

“You Ishtars are such hentais…”
A phrase that belongs in the "well, duh" category!

Oh man, i gotta think of presents! I can't even do that when I go to where people are registered...